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Response to: If you and your NG best friend... Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

BrakeMo?
DlakeMo?

Response to: If Newgrounds Were Huamn Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

It would have:
The neck of DrForeman aka Dickneck
The patience of EyeLovePoozy/The rage of FUNKbrs
The humor of Stamper
The voice of Egoraptor or Tomamato
The artistic skills of Adam Phillips
The post count of Gagsy
The batting average of Krinkels
The voting power of Pimp
The musical tastes of Rucklo
The ass of GoryBlizzard
The literary genius of EarFetish

....And the dick of Ken Jeong.

Response to: What's wrong with you people(NG's)? Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

That wasn't GiantDouche, GD just got ahold of Gory's nudie pics

Response to: What does your sig say about you? Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

Oh and it reminds me of how I'm somewhat loved, my sig was parodied for a while.

Isn't that right Drake? :3
Response to: What does your sig say about you? Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

I want to make users laugh due to a terrible movie lol

Response to: Possible Future President Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

How about instead of voting for a man who helped him, why not vote Mr. Mescudi himself?
Brilliant music Kid Cudi makes.

Response to: What type of underwear do you wear? Posted July 3rd, 2011 in General

Boxer brief or boxers. Mainly from American Eagle, really comfy and they look good

Response to: Full Retard Moments Posted July 3rd, 2011 in General

> Where the fuck are my socks?
> Mom are my socks upstairs?
> Sit and look around
> Socks are on my feet

Response to: Have sex with any NGer online Posted July 3rd, 2011 in General

At 7/2/11 10:48 PM, Drake wrote: That guy named Bees.

That's two strikes motherfucker

Have sex with any NGer online

Response to: Brushin yo teef Posted July 3rd, 2011 in General

That's fucking gross dude

Response to: favourite guns ;D Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

Playing Call of Duty doesn't make you a gun expert

Response to: Give your thigh a big ol' slap Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

My thighs are so muscular that my hands exploded

Response to: Have you ever met a cute a girl? Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

Lol dude I just got back from a party and made out multiple times with a solid 8

Response to: Top Albums of the Year so far Posted July 1st, 2011 in General

I'm too busy listening to last year's music lol

Response to: What 4 words would you use if... Posted June 28th, 2011 in General

"Osama Porn Raid"
Only need three

Response to: If You Had To Lose One Vital Organ Posted June 28th, 2011 in General

i'd forever brains giveup, nd b simpul

Response to: Human Centipede game Posted June 28th, 2011 in General

That gentleman has a sizable penis

Response to: Girl keeps humping me... Posted June 26th, 2011 in General

Bear with me Funk, and I know this is one helluva stretch, but try NOT hating her. Reverse psychology and act like you're into her. She'll be turned off.

Response to: Enough Of These "am I Gay?" Threads Posted June 26th, 2011 in General

What if you receive a blowjob, but it's like through a glory hole or you're blindfolded so you don't know, and it's a man.

IS IT GHEY?

Response to: Getting high, and/or drunk? Posted June 25th, 2011 in General

It's ok to get drunk, but don't cross the line and puke and shit because then it's not worth it.

Response to: Expensive Fags Posted June 25th, 2011 in General

Lol you're the reason I enjoy taunting British people.

Response to: Just woke up from a 1 week nap Posted June 25th, 2011 in General

How was Agent Smith?

Response to: Just woke up from a 1 week nap Posted June 25th, 2011 in General

At 6/25/11 08:23 PM, Klik wrote: Ok I lied, I was actually in space.

How were the Necromorphs?

Response to: >>Fitness Club<< -- Newgrounds Gym Posted June 25th, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

I played many sports throughout life, but for football I'd always be a big kid. My senior year I played at 240 as a lineman (we're 3A size - 65 in graduating class) so I was big. I always took high protein, creatine to add mass. However I decided as of 1/1/11 that I was gonna drop the weight. I wasn't completely fat, I could bench 290 and overall was a strong kid.

After 6 months, with running a lot more, eating MUCH less, and continuing protein consumption on a smaller scale along with CLA supplement, I've lost 25 pounds. Plus I can currently bust out 10 pull-ups in one set, bench 310 now, and run an average timed mile (as compared to a shitty time months ago).

Physical fitness is highly important to me, I work out almost everyday in a variety of ways. CAN I BE IN FITNESS CLUB?

Response to: Icon Maker Club Posted June 22nd, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

WTF over a year and my request hasn't been fufilled :(

Bumpitty bump, I hate seeing talented users not use their skills.
Response to: Don't hate the blacks Posted June 22nd, 2011 in General

Wow OP don't be such a racist

Itt: You Die In July Posted June 22nd, 2011 in General

According to CNN.com, hospitals experience a 10% increase in patient deaths. This is due to new interns/residents being brought into the hospitals, which in turn leads to medical errors.

If you're entering the medical field, good for you, but I don't want an IRL noob fucking up my medication if I'm hospitalized! Why take all the inexperience at one time? I know I can't control it if I go into cardiac arrest or have a brain aneurysm, but if you can't defib me in the correct place, gtfo my surgery room.

/rant
Response to: I invite you into my house Posted June 22nd, 2011 in General

I ain't eatin' that shit, the Hungry Motherfuckin' Caterpillar is just waiting inside to rape my shit.

Response to: anything can be naughty? Posted June 21st, 2011 in General

Ladies, bend your elbow or knee to make a crease...I'd hit it

Response to: which user is your worst enemy? Posted June 21st, 2011 in General

Arguing and making friends on the Internet is like the Special Olympics and you know how that joke goes.

That being said, FUCK Drake for changing his name :3

I hope nobody picks me :c