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Response to: A sports team offers you a job Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

Ironic lol, because I'm going to study Sports Management. Yes, if Denver comes calling, I'd still say yes. It's terrific money, and you're working at the highest level possible

Response to: I like to stare at the sun. Posted July 12th, 2011 in General

The next great alt?

Response to: what kind of dog is this? (pic) Posted July 12th, 2011 in General

Pitbull.

Nah in all seriousness probably a Labrador, or a mix that includes Lab
Response to: Did You Know? Posted July 12th, 2011 in General

I enjoy either one and will say "yes" to either one in an instant. Provided you're not ugly or anything like that.

Response to: Andy Dick. Posted July 12th, 2011 in General
At 7/12/11 05:35 PM, kakalxlax wrote: Andy Dick

This made me laugh way more than it should

Response to: Happy Birthday Tehslaphappy! Posted July 11th, 2011 in General

I'm gonna give Slap 17 slaps on the ass

Happy birthday
Response to: I dont fucking get it. Posted July 11th, 2011 in General

It's called menstruation.

spelling?
Response to: Something to photoshop Posted July 10th, 2011 in General

That's an ugly bitch.

Response to: A baby is on your porch... Posted July 10th, 2011 in General

Probably die from massive blood loss. Then the baby dies of starvation days later...

Response to: You can be made fun of for anything Posted July 10th, 2011 in General

Haters gonna hate bro. Just gotta brush it off, because as long as YOU like yourself, it's all good.

Now draw me something. I bet Micheal J. Fox can draw better than you.

Response to: Show Newgrounds your pool! Posted July 10th, 2011 in General
At 7/10/11 09:56 PM, citricsquid wrote: it's empty right now :-(

Somebody isn't hung

Response to: Mike Jones always yells his own nam Posted July 10th, 2011 in General

Who?

Also when the hell has Mike Jones been relevant in rap lately?
Response to: Your parents had to have sex... Posted July 10th, 2011 in General

Well my parents are divorced and both remarried so it's weird to picture.

Response to: God wants me dead. Posted July 10th, 2011 in General

Thank God this was bumped or I never would've had the glorious opportunity to read this story.

Somebody should bump "The Penis"...
Response to: Are you a sucker for name brands? Posted July 10th, 2011 in General

Yes, and even though they cost more, they typically have higher quality products.

Response to: At what point would you hit a woman Posted July 10th, 2011 in General
At 7/10/11 01:34 AM, Gagsy wrote: Shoving to the ground works better and is less likely to involve an outrage cry of 'woman beater'.

I agree with Gagsy, being a strong dude (not to brag), a shove gets the point across plenty for me. Or like a half assed shoulder charge.

Response to: "Say my name" Posted July 10th, 2011 in General
At 7/10/11 02:22 AM, TrueLAD wrote: Basically it's saying 'I'm the boss'.

inb4 Tony Danza reference.

Response to: So I turn 21 today Posted July 9th, 2011 in General

Happy birthday you lucky bastard.

I have to sneak mine but it's a small town so it's easy to get :D
Response to: I need dating advice... Posted July 9th, 2011 in General

Don't fuck up?

Response to: Stoner's movie night tonight Posted July 9th, 2011 in General

Pineapple Express or Grandma's Boy obviously.

Response to: Fantasy Football... Posted July 9th, 2011 in General

I like it because I play for money, so it's competitive.

Also Broncos suck lol
Response to: I've been fapping too much.. Posted July 9th, 2011 in General

You should obviously not masturbate so much.

Response to: Songs plus "with my penis" Posted July 9th, 2011 in General

Drop the World with My Penis
For the First Time with My Penis
Knee Deep with My Penis
Bitter Taste with My Penis
Cold Wind Blows with My Penis
God's Gonna Cut You Down with My Penis

This is great

2.5k posts!
Response to: The thread-killing one liners Posted July 9th, 2011 in General

pee-yorg? Is that right?

Response to: Of Mice and Men Posted July 8th, 2011 in General

Both are good, I prefer the book, but the movie gives a great visual of the amazing ending.

Response to: If your username was a company? Posted July 8th, 2011 in General

Lol @ Piss

Response to: Lowest point of your life? Posted July 8th, 2011 in General

Almost committing suicide I would assume lol.
But I self-therapy'd and am pretty good now

Response to: Ng Bbs Mid-year Awards - Voting Posted July 7th, 2011 in General
Funniest User:

GiantDouche


Biggest Attention Whore:

SKS


Drama Queen:

HayBayBee


Never Logs Off:

Bahamut


I Miss Yew:

Sanjay


MasterCreator:

GiantDouche


Rookie of the Year:

POTaTOS,


Most Improved:

Yert


Biggest Spammer:

Rummy0


Most Overrated:

Bahamut


Most Underrated:

RubberTrucky


Best Thread:

Mystery Unboxing


Best Photoshop Thread:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1248 180 (Osama Porn Raid)


Worst Moderator:

ClickTeam


Best Moderator:

Timmy


Worst Poster:

Rummy0


Worst Username Change:

MuyBurrito-DavidofIsreal-Goodfish

I'm working on this for when end-year rolls around dammit.

Response to: Has something you rely on... Posted July 7th, 2011 in General
At 6/9/11 12:52 PM, Benji wrote: My wiener went limp during a party, and then decided to be full of himself during class. What a dick.

EEEEYEEEEEAAAH.

I use Benji's quote because the same thing happened to me.

Response to: Ways to Beat the Heat Posted July 7th, 2011 in General

Team play paired with good defense, or a lockout.
...
Air conditioning and any body of water to swim in.

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