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Response to: "Chipotle" Posted July 28th, 2011 in General

I don't give a fuck how we're supposed to pronounce it, just give me a motherfucking burrito

Response to: Scary movies: Dead? Posted July 28th, 2011 in General

Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Meet the Spartans...
Fuck that noise when I see those on tv

Response to: Ponies asleep, post mods. Posted July 28th, 2011 in General

God this thread is amazing. Don't stop

Ponies asleep, post mods.

Response to: Amy Winehouse pays you 100,000US$.. Posted July 28th, 2011 in General

Cool, free $100,000.
Because she's dead.

Response to: So who's next? Posted July 28th, 2011 in General

What celebrity that exhibits dangerous behavior turns 27 soon? That's how we'll know

Response to: My fucking dog. Posted July 28th, 2011 in General

At 7/27/11 08:25 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 7/27/11 08:22 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: Have you ever had to put down a pet?
Yes.

Why?
Too heavy to lift.

Ohoho, I see what you did there

My fucking dog.

Response to: Haircut time Posted July 26th, 2011 in General

That's it, I'm challenging you to see who's got the better looks.
Sick of all these pictures of yourself you bastard whore.

Fucking webcam quality

Haircut time

Response to: Finding Cousins Attractive Posted July 24th, 2011 in General

At 7/24/11 02:51 AM, EddyFromEEnE wrote:
I think in Japan it's really accepted to marry cousins. She's kinda a Japanese-wannabe Chinese girl soo

Lol he's trying to justify wanting to fuck her.

Response to: What should I eat tonight? Posted July 23rd, 2011 in General

At 7/17/11 03:02 PM, Dogbert581 wrote: http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.c om/index.php

Holy shit, bookmarked.

Response to: Tell me a story Posted July 22nd, 2011 in General

The greatest story I've ever heard.

Spongebob is the shit
Response to: Why don't you have a girlfriend? Posted July 21st, 2011 in General

At 7/20/11 07:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 7/20/11 06:48 PM, BlakeMo wrote: I should find one here on NG....who's interested?
Try with a friend you know on NG, if you know one well you like and you think they might also its worth asking

Nah I wasn't serious like that lol, plus there's actually no girls on the Internet silly ;)

Response to: Why don't you have a girlfriend? Posted July 20th, 2011 in General

I should find one here on NG....who's interested?

Response to: Don't do this Posted July 20th, 2011 in General

Lol what's up with that fucking action figure photo

Response to: Heat Wave '11 Posted July 20th, 2011 in General

Kansas has literally now had over 30 straight days of temperatures reaching triple digits. It fucking sucks.

Response to: Midnight snacks Posted July 19th, 2011 in General

ICE CREAM. From a store or like a fast food place, it's all good at midnight.

Response to: look at this! (realy not a trap) Posted July 18th, 2011 in General

At 7/18/11 05:15 PM, ExtraordinaryTerrest wrote: That is incorrect sir. This is the ultimate troll.

That is just incredible

Response to: What kind of facial hair you got? Posted July 18th, 2011 in General

I rock the chinstrap. Not pencil-thin douchebag style, it's thicker than that. And I plan on doing No Shave November :D

Response to: Do these jeans make my ass look big Posted July 16th, 2011 in General

Just get some regular jeans.
I can't believe I thought that really was a girl's ass....

Do these jeans make my ass look big

Response to: Oh Newgrounds Can You Forgive Me?! Posted July 16th, 2011 in General

It's too late son, Poozy will destroy your butthole and still ban you, you asked for it anyway

Oh Newgrounds Can You Forgive Me?!

Response to: I have noticed something on NG! Posted July 16th, 2011 in General

And this surprises you?

Response to: you are tearing me apart Posted July 16th, 2011 in General

Boss, you smoke WAY too much weed, I'm disappointed...

you are tearing me apart

Response to: The outfit you are wearing... Posted July 16th, 2011 in General

At 7/16/11 09:30 PM, Addict wrote: My thighs look so fat in this pic :(

You silly goose you almost had me going

The outfit you are wearing...

Response to: Is a handjob a sin? Posted July 16th, 2011 in General

So you want your friend to jerk you off? Your male friend?

Is a handjob a sin?

Response to: just got flicked off Posted July 15th, 2011 in General

I love how even on his second post, OP still said "flicked". So cute...

Ncaa 12 Vs. Madden 12 Posted July 15th, 2011 in Video Games

For you sports fans, the annual release of EA Sports' popular football franchise games is upon us. And while Madden has yet to be released, plenty of gameplay footage and reports are available. So I ask, if you had to buy one, which would it be and why?

For me I think it's NCAA this year. With the amazingly improved presentations, it looks like it feels more like the real deal; an authentic college experience. While I love my Chiefs, and Madden has improved it's physics/animations, so has NCAA. Discuss thoughts.

Response to: Star Wars sex life? Posted July 15th, 2011 in General

Either "The force is strong with this one".... or probably "You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? ... It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs."

Response to: Rate dat ass (pics) Posted July 15th, 2011 in General

Lol derailed into a thread full of asses.
But AlphaCentauri's pics get a 7-7.5

Response to: Time machines will never exist! Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

I am you from the future, there's no time to explain OH CHRIST

: Couldn't help it

Response to: Insidious Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

Did the top fall over or keep spinning?
Quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn?

Response to: What position do you sleep in? Posted July 14th, 2011 in General

Missionary or doggystyle