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Response to: Invent a new form of execution Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

The James Bond Laser. Slow, Painful, and it's a muthafuckin' laser.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted January 3rd, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

Narcissy hooked me up. He did a terrific job.

Response to: You found a wallet on the ground Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

How in the hell did you come up with this hypothetical?

Response to: A laser-shark breaks into your... Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

Probably leave. Or die.

Response to: Official Bf : Bad Company 2 Thread Posted January 2nd, 2011 in Video Games

If you guys remember the awesome commercial, the song is You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire by Queens of the Stone Age.

Sorry I didn't check all the pages to see if somebody revealed the song, but just wanted to say in case nobody has
Response to: Battlefield: BC2 Posted January 2nd, 2011 in Video Games

Multiplayer is incredible, campaign is dece, you get to do some cool things. When I went, I bought it for $50 bucks for the multiplayer alone.

Response to: 'Vault' survival shelters are real Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

War...War never changes...

Response to: Zerok: Best mod 2011? Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

Sanjay.

He was that good
Response to: Which Vagina Type is Better? Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

At 1/2/11 08:01 PM, Kittykylie wrote: (Excessive detail about outies)

What is this I don't even. A woman on Newgrounds?!

Response to: You are now your favourite musician Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

At 1/2/11 06:17 PM, Piss wrote: Compose Disney soundtracks while being old.

Randy Newman

Response to: Girl advice from my girlfriend. Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

At 1/2/11 06:36 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Because relying on the past only hinders our ability to perceive opportunities for the future, and hence the sad nature of humanity often means we are forced to choose between our capacity to live a life of totality, or a life of 'what could have been'.

I actually like this answer for it's good logic. Also, OP's girlfriend, thanks, I've been trying to do that, but you're reinforcing it, so I appreciate it.

Response to: Girl advice from my girlfriend. Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

I'll ask a legit quesion: How should one best handle rejection, and moving on?
And please don't do the whole "There's other fish in the sea," "You'll find someone else," etc.

Trying so hard not to make sex jokes about these photos!
Response to: You are now your favourite musician Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

I star in many movies, have a bit of a gut, also do acappella/various sound effects.

Take a guess
Response to: Your First Food/drink Of Year? Posted January 1st, 2011 in General

Mountain Dew, Cherry Limeaide drink mix, and vodka. First time I tried it last night, I practically came.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted January 1st, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

Somebody, anybody? Please? I'd sure be ever so grateful.

Response to: What the fudge ng? Posted December 30th, 2010 in General

Fuck boomerangs, make gun level icons!

Response to: I grant you a superpower. Posted December 30th, 2010 in General

The Oval Office.

OH HAI Barack!
Response to: With You Always (ps) Posted December 30th, 2010 in General

Guise, I have a problem

With You Always (ps)

Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted December 30th, 2010 in General

Word of advice, if you're seeking a name change, ask Wade when he's in the chat room. Took like 5 seconds as compared to sending PM's for quite a while.

Response to: Ridiculously hard games! Posted December 29th, 2010 in Video Games

At 12/28/10 09:13 PM, Chdonga wrote: I wanna be the Guy.

I can personally attest to this. Some tough shit.

Response to: How much have you improved in 2010? Posted December 29th, 2010 in General

My post count has gone way down this year, but I believe they increased in quality, and more importantly, in humor.

Response to: With You Always (ps) Posted December 29th, 2010 in General

Bumpity Bump Bump Bumpity Bump Bump

With You Always (ps)

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted December 29th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

Oh and just to be clear, I'd like to have angry Wahlberg eyes still on it somewhere.

Response to: kids today Posted December 29th, 2010 in General

WTF is wrong with kids these days?

Response to: With You Always (ps) Posted December 29th, 2010 in General

Sweet Jesus

Deal with it

With You Always (ps)

Response to: Hugh Jackman Can Ride Anything! Posted December 29th, 2010 in General

At 12/29/10 02:44 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: no fuck you.

Where the fuck is the Y U NO guy!?

Response to: Sinbad's a Dick Posted December 29th, 2010 in General

The dynamic duo.

Sinbad's a Dick

Response to: Ridiculously hard games! Posted December 29th, 2010 in Video Games

Most shitty games the AVGN reviews are hard to, mostly because the controls are so shitty.

Response to: With You Always (ps) Posted December 29th, 2010 in General

Requesting sauce.
Oh boy, I'm going south for this one.

With You Always (ps)

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted December 29th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

If anyone's interested, I could use a new Lemon Drank sig. I've had this one forever, and it's time for a change.

I'll leave it up to anyone's discretion, so long as you incorporate the theme of my current one.
Thanks (if you decide to make one).