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Response to: Why can't I find a girl Posted January 11th, 2011 in General

If you really want some help, I suggest this book.
It's pretty great.

Response to: Whenever you receive a PM message Posted January 10th, 2011 in General

Tateos and Drake PM me all the time.
I love it.

Response to: Name my Pokemon trainer. Posted January 10th, 2011 in General

Frnando

Obviously.

if only it was eight characters
Response to: Photoshop Batman and The Joker Posted January 9th, 2011 in General

At 1/9/11 09:09 PM, axlisbak wrote: brb, going to hell

You win, good sir.

Response to: hey punks! Posted January 9th, 2011 in General

Wow, I loved Italian Spiderman, and now you ruined it slightly.
Get the fuck outta here and make me a Mocchiato pronto.

Response to: If the Seahawks wins the Super Bowl Posted January 9th, 2011 in General

At 1/9/11 12:19 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: But the Jets are playing at New England, last time they went there they got their asses kicked up and down the field. If Seahawks/Saints game proved anything it's that home field advantage is a huge factor in the playoffs. Aslo the Chiefs have the best running game in the NFL and with McCluster they're kick return is probably as good as the Jets.

There's no way either side will concede, we're obviously fans of the teams we're discussing, ain't going to persuade each other. OMG kickoff is about here. TOMAHAWK CHOPPING LIKE A PRO.

Response to: Really Depressing movies Posted January 9th, 2011 in General

The Road, with Viggo Mortenson. You cheer whenever they can find food.

Response to: Post your best Minesweeper scores Posted January 9th, 2011 in General

Minesweeper=Srs Bizness

Response to: If the Seahawks wins the Super Bowl Posted January 9th, 2011 in General

I will be rocking my Tamba Hali jersey proudly in 12 hours. I'm so excited, especially now because if we win, we get the Steelers instead of the Pats.

Which is like apples and oranges but still.
Response to: Choose your guard animal Posted January 8th, 2011 in General

T-REX IN AN F-14!

If anyone can tell me where this is from, I'll poop brix

Choose your guard animal

Response to: Saints dropping like dead birds Posted January 8th, 2011 in General

More improbable than the return of Candleja-

Response to: J-Jesus c-c-christ... Posted January 8th, 2011 in General

At 1/8/11 10:55 PM, towellyfan wrote:
At 1/8/11 10:48 PM, Tetris wrote: Two problems.

a.) Not a furry.
b.) Horribly resized.
You fail.
resized as in what.

I believe I just cast my vote as worst poster of 2011.

Response to: I'm recording the forums. Posted January 8th, 2011 in General

Now everyone can eye my lemon drank.
But really I don't think this is a well thought out plan.

Response to: If the Seahawks wins the Super Bowl Posted January 8th, 2011 in General

At 1/8/11 11:29 PM, orangebomb wrote:
At 1/8/11 09:09 PM, BlakeMo wrote: Even you non-sports fans will be amazed at this.
Greatest NFL upset in postseason history, greatest TD run in postseason history. He trucked some good defenders, great blocking, clutch. It had it all.
I can't say that is the greatest upset in postseason history, The 2007 Giants knocking off the unstoppable Patriots, and Super Bowl 3 with the Jets would have something to say about that.

Those Giants had a much better team than the Seahawks though, and the Saints won it last year. Don't get me wrong though, I remember where I was when David Tyree came down with the ball on his helmet.

Response to: If the Seahawks wins the Super Bowl Posted January 8th, 2011 in General

Even you non-sports fans will be amazed at this.
Greatest NFL upset in postseason history, greatest TD run in postseason history. He trucked some good defenders, great blocking, clutch. It had it all.

Response to: Ted Williams, Man With Golden Voice Posted January 8th, 2011 in General

At 1/8/11 09:04 PM, Shade wrote: Facepalm. Here.

How in the world was I to know to type that into the searchbar!?

Ted Williams, Man With Golden Voice Posted January 8th, 2011 in General

So surprisingly enough, nobody has made a thread about this yet, at least from searchbar efforts I couldn't find anything.
Linky for quick info

For those that didn't delve deep: Ted Williams was a homeless man in Cleveland, who had a cardboard sign claiming God blessed him, was discovered by a newspaper writer who'd seen him multiple times and finally decided to test his skills. He now does radio broadcasting for the Cleveland Cavaliers, and was recently reunited with his 90-year old mother after more than a decade from drugs and alcohol.

It's like Susan Boyle all over again.

It's not the very original video, but same content.

This is such an incredible story IMO, just wanted to share this with you guys.

Response to: Eclipse won best movie of 2010. Posted January 5th, 2011 in General

At 1/5/11 11:10 PM, Coop5245 wrote: and now see women as objects

You mean it took you this long?

Response to: Am I blowing this out of proportion Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

Dubbi probably offered the best advice you're going to get from the BBS.

Response to: Where'd all the classic threads go Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

Look up the NG-BBS-Goldmine

Response to: Names Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

Before I recently changed my username, users didn't pronounce it as part of my first name (which it now obviously reads as Blake.) Lmao you guise thought it was "blak emo".

So yeah, my first name's Blake. In case you didn't know.
Response to: Who Do You Share A Birthday With? Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

The greatest NBA coach ever, Phil Jackson, shares my birthday

Response to: ~Jersey Shore Season 3~ Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

I get why the Gym and Tanning are important for these orange, womanizing guidos, but why Laundry?
Why not have GTL stand for Gym, Tanning, and...Ladies instead?

Response to: Gay experience Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

Sorry, I meant to say "read a different Earfetish story".

Response to: Gay experience Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

God it's about time Earfetish published a new story. This is great stuff.

Response to: Need Shampoo? Chrislovejoy: For Men Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

My response to both you and Idiotdude's threads:

Response to: 2010 Ng Bbs Awards: Results Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

There should be a Lemon Drank award.

Response to: Michelle Obama is Pregnant. Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

I'm awaiting the sex tape's release

Response to: what lvl would u be if... Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

If you deposited every day, you would have 18670 EXP and you would be Level 42.

FUCK

Response to: Show NG your desktop! Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

Obviously I win.

Show NG your desktop!