At 11/21/09 02:31 AM, kikomannnn wrote: That was fucking the greatest thing I ever saw.

I think that's what you meant

You shaved your privates. This thread reeks of unoriginality.

Beat you to it as part of my sig.

But, it is legendary.

My parents scourge me if ever so much as utter "darn" or "crud".

It takes weeks for the wounds to heal.

Yes mommy, I'm coming. No, I'm not on the Cesspool site again! Gotta go guise.

Oh he's here. I'm his alt.

STAND THE FUCK BY

I can picture there being a party or something, and he gets YOU hammered, and rapes you.

What was he doing living with your friend?

Get out a new piece of paper.

And when you do, put blakemo, with a lemon drink.

At 11/19/09 10:06 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Fuck all you guys, milk is the only drink to drink.

I agree. I'd drink moar Lemon Drank, but it's just so hard to come by...

Happy: Beating Golden Sun
Sad: Carmine's gruesome death in GOW2.

These aren't the top, but they're up there.

Contra 3 gets me.

At 11/18/09 09:21 PM, Yrtnej wrote: I'll do it the old fashioned way.

Wow. I can't even type good sentences because I'm laughing too hard.

Yes, I'm not good enough to make a decent sounding badass lie.

Unless I'm doing it right now.....but you'll never know MWAHAHAHA

At 11/18/09 09:46 PM, Xmenace wrote: If you didn't know that, I bet you didn't know the "hover-your-mouse-for-more-than-ten-seco nds-over-the-angry-face-in-the-main-BBS-
page" trick...

That's my favorite.

Blake isn't on the realm of unbelievability, but also not that common.

I think there was a better option for punishment than murder.

The BBS Angry Faic Easter Egg

September 17.

MAH BAIRTHDAI.
Put it on there now.

Overall Awesome:
5. Cloud
4. Link
3. Solid Snake
2. Mario

And the number one:
1. Agustus "The Coletrain" Cole.

If you disagree with my #1, you're wrong, and you're opinion is invalid.

All for 360:

Borderlands (for sure)
COD: MW2 (Because I like the first so much)
Left 4 Dead 2 (It's repetitive, but multiplayer is so boss)

What generic answers

At 11/3/09 07:45 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: Super Paper Mario had a part where you have to earn money by running in a giant hamster wheel. The game forced you to sit and hold down the d-pad for five minutes while you simply stared at the screen bored out of your mind. I honestly want to know how the game developers could have thought that was a good idea.

I agree. Took forever. But the boss battle in the bathroom was kinda funny.

And Wade is the belt.

At 11/17/09 04:59 PM, Shikamarana wrote: Andy Milonakis, Steven Segal.

Yeah, like a combination of the two.

Jade's penis.

Wow, no one has said the So Sandy thread.

Some beastiality.

"Is your refridgerator running?"

"Yes..."

"You shouldn't have talked you stupid bitch i hope you die!"

Not exactly word by word, but you know

At 11/16/09 04:12 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Anyway at the age of 15, I don't see anything wrong with working out and building muscle. Just don't take roids lol.

Yeah, I did it in high school. Just take some Whey Protein, stuff like that. You don't want to stunt growth or anything. You'd be surprised how simple exercise can help (Pushups).

Velocity by Dean Koontz.

Planning on Gregor the Overlander next.

At 11/12/09 02:13 AM, TRlCKY wrote: There's this one chick I know who's kinda fat, not hippo fat but shes not only ugly but she has fat legs, and yet she wears short shorts a lot. It's disgusting man she has the most hideous legs ever and she shows them off like she's all hot.

Women need to fill out applications graded by men in order to be authorized to wear those kind of things. Thongs, bikinis, etc are also included in this.

At 11/16/09 05:09 PM, Purplefunk wrote: Your 13 and a '09er.

Your opinion is invalid.

Even better reasons on why we shouldn't really listen to the opinion.

Your concept of a good movie is toilet humor and/or gratuitous violence.

Lol FatJoe this LOLmon Drank is DeLOLcious. It's proLOLbly from all that piss you put in it.