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u look like a wet duck in wrapped in celophane and covered in chocolate: delicious

At 9/7/09 01:30 AM, vulkord7 wrote: I like the dads, too. I get them to sleep and then get their son and I to double team the dad, while the son calls out, "Daddy! Daddy!" Then I get the son to lick the dad's lollypop and I go in from behind while the dad shouts, "Son, Make me a woman!" Fun is to be had by all. Especially me.

i cant believe u actually posted that u sick perv

At 9/7/09 01:24 AM, vulkord7 wrote:

At 9/7/09 01:18 AM, BlahLab wrote:

wat should i do about the house arrest?

Do to house arrest as you would a small child.

give it candy and legos?

I suggest using a tazer on the small children while it is distracted by the candy. You can disguise the tazer as legos. But watch the child lick the lollypop for a while first...

i usually just give them swedish fish. and i'm running out of legos since i cant go to a toystore. life is sad when moms look at u funny and dads punch u in the gut for buying a hot dog at the local stand

wat should i do about the house arrest?

Do to house arrest as you would a small child.

give it candy and legos?

in my opinion, the best part about little kids (especially boys) is their adorable nature. i mean, priests cant even say no.
wat should i do about the house arrest?

Are you a Nazi? Or Jesus? Or have a cat named Fluffzilla? Or a can of Vanilla Coke Zero laced with vaseline? How about an airhorn? 24 altoids containers? A combat knife the size of your foot? A small chimpanzee? A singular Ruffle's ridge? A conglomerate of fast food stores? If you said yes to any of these, then my asshole is yours for the ripping

i am a neo-nazi and i have an airhorn and a bag of ruffle's ridges. may i?

well, i hate all races. doesnt matter wat race it is, i hate it. as such, i am a member of the KKK, a gang of neo-nazis, the local latin kings gang in my neighborhood, and the NAACP
i also hate all religion, medical practices, television shows, movies, music, videos, games, fruits, vegetables, and rubber bands
however, i do enjoy tea and nerf guns.

At 9/6/09 02:07 AM, vulkord7 wrote: I'd like to expand my question to be a general which type of "thing" do you prefer (i.e. short, long, etc)

personally, i enjoy the thick, circumcised variety. but then again, any 'thing' is nice

At 9/6/09 12:48 AM, MADJACK24 wrote: i have a gore fetish.... i'm not lying, people...

gore like Saw movies gore or gore as in Al Gore?

At 9/6/09 12:17 AM, vulkord7 wrote: I say you suck his beanbags till the little white beads come out the cannon.

no. but i like the sound of white beads.

The football player?

eww no. his cousin. he goes to my school and he is sexxxxxay

There's no way he has the sex-god looks of David Hasslehoff. BTW, Don't hassle the Hoff

i think ur a sex god

Sometimes I picture myself as a woman banging myself while I picture David Hasslehoff as me having sex with the me that is not me but is picturing myself with my dangly part inside a smoke machine as batman does things to my butt.

same, except with me its a guy named hasslebeck

The football player?

eww no. his cousin. he goes to my school and he is sexxxxxay

At 9/6/09 12:10 AM, vulkord7 wrote: Sometimes I picture myself as a woman banging myself while I picture David Hasslehoff as me having sex with the me that is not me but is picturing myself with my dangly part inside a smoke machine as batman does things to my butt.

same, except with me its a guy named hasslebeck

At 9/5/09 11:58 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 9/5/09 11:55 PM, BlahLab wrote: could i get a reply from someone who doesnt have 2 sets of genitalia?

Sure.
What do you want?

wat i should do about my cheating boyfriend

i have a really weird fetish
i like cats who have sex with dogs

could i get a reply from someone who doesnt have 2 sets of genitalia?

r u a guy? cause that is seriously nasty. i'm slowly dying inside at the loss of the love of my life, and ur joking about having sex with 80 yr olds

1. I am a 16 year old hermaphrodite.
2. I never joke about love
3. Wrinkled 80 year old penises churn my butter.

well, wat about 80yr old vaginas?

That shit is so hot and sextastic!
Wrinkled 80 year old penises churn my butter.

r u a guy? cause that is seriously nasty. i'm slowly dying inside at the loss of the love of my life, and ur joking about having sex with 80 yr olds

That was me, Me and him have been in love since we first met so I stuck it in his tight asshole and came all over.

from wat i saw going in, that asshole is not tight...

All the more reason to get a plethera of penises in your pump hole! If they's thick, they's comfy.

that's true. i should kno. i'm tempted to light his 'partner's house on fire. then batin it

At 9/5/09 11:16 PM, drknes wrote: That was me, Me and him have been in love since we first met so I stuck it in his tight asshole and came all over.

from wat i saw going in, that asshole is not tight...

At 9/5/09 11:14 PM, vulkord7 wrote:

At 9/5/09 11:13 PM, BlahLab wrote: i caught my boyfriend in bed with another man!

Damn, girl, you got to forgive and forget! Jump botha them bones, is what I say!

but he proposed to me last week...

i caught my boyfriend in bed with another man!

and that's racist... just sayin.

as a member of the wiccan tradition, i am not racist. i accept ppl as who they are, including their stereotypes and so on.

Well it's mexican radioactive waste. And you know how them mexicans get everything glowing green.

actually, its usually green, white, and red. just sayin

At 9/5/09 10:54 PM, disingenuous wrote: Dude, have you ever seen anybody do that? Like ever?

i can do it

as a member of the wiccan tradition, i must tell you what to do.
first cleanse ur soul
then pray to the goddess Artemis
for she is the key to fire power
that is all, puny mortal