Calmly continue posting on Newgrounds whilst my face is driven into the carpet.

Fell on my ass the one time I decided to keep my phone in my back pocket.

Piece of shit snapped in two.

Depends on the situation.

If I'm in someone elses house I'll use the whole damn roll.

At 11/8/09 05:11 PM, mako129 wrote: dog soldiers!

brrilliant film but extremely gory!

Definitely this.

You must watch it.

Fuck Cowell.
Fuck John and Edward.
Fuck the show.
Fuck the British public.

Fuck.

At 11/7/09 05:19 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote: get a leather jacket. it just screams badass

And faggotry.

I like it, buy it. Now.

At 11/7/09 05:07 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Try to rule 34 an exercise bike.

Mount another on top?

At 11/5/09 06:51 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Preorder. You won't get it the day it comes out.

And fuck the wasteful, stupid, geeky fucking NVGS

Jellyous?

Enjoy your AIDs.

At 11/6/09 12:05 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 11/6/09 11:56 AM, MrFinland wrote:

At 11/6/09 11:55 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: It's only sexual if it involves touching boobs.

But I thought hugging usually does.

Fine. It's only sexual if you touch boobs with your hands or it's your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband and it ends up in bed. Otherwise, it's a gesture of friendliness.

Won't hold up in court.

If some guy hugged me, I'd say he grabbed my ass and sue him.

At 11/5/09 06:45 PM, slayer1029 wrote: Thank you darwin. NATURAL SELECTION

That's not natural selection, idiot.

At 11/1/09 07:40 PM, Toastman7007 wrote: A challenger appears

Fucking. Yes.

THE LAST DOMINO FALLS HERE.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NG
Stranger: pardon?
You have disconnected.

What?

Mothership Zeta.

Death ray, zombies, fun.

Your brother sabotaged it.

Candlejack is not funny.

Spiders and being stabbed.

I liked it, but it seems that nothing happened throughout.

Disappointed really.

At 10/22/09 04:27 PM, PureCarnage wrote: Spank to it.

Looks fucking ugly.

Go read the 7,000 article wiki about the fallout games instead of asking pointless questions that you could easilly find the answer to by yourself.

I'm refusing it.

I'll just stay in bed for a week should I actually become infected.

At 8/26/09 02:30 AM, Ejit wrote:

At 8/26/09 02:29 AM, Ejit wrote: I would have more but they're British and you wouldn't have heard of them.

Actually I think Top Gear is pretty famous. They should stop making that too.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No.

Sixth level.

Meh.

At 10/19/09 01:35 PM, mako129 wrote:

At 10/19/09 01:31 PM, Nosferatu-of-Worms wrote: You guys can enjoy your transsexual, because there are tons of better looking women than her.

yeh but lets be realistic none of us are gonna get them, were NGers for gods sake, were hopeless with women

So you're saying anyone on Newgrounds could get Megan Fox?

Fuck you, I thought this was about Fallout.

Messed up previous post.

Try jumping naked in boiling lava and come out unharmed.

Invent a gel that is incredibly heat resistant, then apply it to your body.

No it's not the color of a mirror, it's the color of the glass under the mirror, but what is the color of the MIRROR.

Green.

Maybe not for you, but in absolute value?

Don't be an idiot.

Try jumping naked in boiling lava and come out unharmed.

There isn't.

There is.

OP is so witty.

ABP.

Problem solved.

At 9/28/09 05:08 PM, evan210 wrote: Yes.
The black man is threatening all those poor white people.

Holy fuck, I'm almost crying.

At 9/28/09 05:19 PM, Lamar537 wrote:

At 9/28/09 05:18 PM, BlackSapphire wrote: Ownage Burst.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 8708

Thank you so fucking much.

No problem, I just started playing it again.