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1.

Blushing

Topic: You're all very nice.

Posted: 11/01/09 03:35 PM

Forum: General

D'awwww, we aim to please.

Until you get banhammered, that is.

2.

Resigned

Topic: "One Nation under God"

Posted: 10/26/09 04:41 PM

Forum: General

Maybe it's just your school. We recited the Pledge this morning and we said "under God". It hasn't changed, and I wouldn't care if it did.


3.

None

Topic: Vegetarian girl

Posted: 10/18/09 06:00 PM

Forum: General

I applaud you for standing up for your beliefs.

Lol, what an idiot.

4.

Elated

Topic: Okay so I was thinking

Posted: 10/17/09 10:50 PM

Forum: General

This is damn good thinking, sir. I applaud you. +8 Internets to you.

I don't need nothin' but love, babe, eight days a week.

I <3 Beatles.

5.

None

Topic: Ng, What Is Your Favorite Sad Song?

Posted: 10/16/09 08:02 PM

Forum: General

Shit, I forgot "Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Simon and Garfunkel and for some odd reason, "Wild Horses" by the Rolling Stones.


6.

None

Topic: Ng, What Is Your Favorite Sad Song?

Posted: 10/16/09 06:28 PM

Forum: General

"Let It Be", "A Day in the Life", "The Long and Winding Road" by The Beatles, "My Way" (a Frank Sinatra song, I think), and "Make You Feel My Love" by Bob Dylan all make me want to cry.


7.

Happy

Topic: Pink Floyd Theory

Posted: 10/11/09 03:51 PM

Forum: General

Shit, man, I'm gonna try that.

Someday....

8.

None

Topic: Best/Favorite Lyric Ever?

Posted: 10/08/09 03:16 PM

Forum: General

Damn, you losers are angsty! Christ, post some good lyrics. Examples:

"Now I'm gonna love you till the heavens start to rain. I'm gonna love you till the stars fall from the sky, for you and I." -"Touch Me", The Doors.

"Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her into your heart, then you can start to make it better." -"Hey Jude", The Beatles.

"Ground Control to Major Tom, your circuit's dead, there's something wrong, can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom?" -"Space Oddity", David Bowie.

"Life is just too hard today, I hear ev'ry mother say, Mother needs something today to calm her down. And though she's not really ill, there's a little yellow pill. She goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper..." -"Mother's Little Helper", The Rolling Stones.

"Hey you, out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me? Hey you, standing in the aisle, with itchy feet and fading smile, can you feel me? Hey you, don't help them to bury the light. Don't give in without a fight." -"Hey You", Pink Floyd.


9.

Resigned

Topic: Christians hate Invention of Lying?

Posted: 10/05/09 11:12 PM

Forum: General

I got this in an e-mail from a friend of my mom. I rofl'd so hard after reading it. I wonder how the people involved with the film are going to respond. The quoted text was in the e-mail.

Warning: There are spoilers from the movie in the quoted text. If you don't want anything revealed, don't read the e-mail.

"Hello everyone,

Please, please read this email. It's a bit lengthy, but it's weighing
heavy on my heart and I just had to share this with you, my friends and
loved ones.

Tonight I went to see the new movie, "The Invention of Lying." After
seeing the ads on TV, I imagined it would be a funny movie. It actually
was funny up to a point... and then I stopped laughing.

The movie is set in an imaginary world where everyone tells the
truth--lying doesn't exist. And since everyone says exactly what they
think, as you can imagine, it sets up some very funny (even awkward)
scenes. The main character is an ordinary man named Mark (played by Ricky
Gervais--who is usually a very funny actor). Mark finds that his life is
going downhill fast, and suddenly discovers that telling a lie can get him
anything he wants (since no one in the world even knows what a "lie" is).
As I said, it sets up some very funny moments in the movie.

However, at one point, Mark is summoned to the hospital where his elderly
mother is dying. The mother tells Mark she is afraid of dying because, in
her words, it's "an eternity of nothingness." In order to comfort his
mother in her last moments, Mark tells her not to worry--that when she
dies, she will go to a wonderful place and live in a mansion and see all
her loved ones who have already passed on. The mother is comforted and
smiles as she dies. In other words: Mark was telling his mother a lie--the
idea is that Mark made up the whole notion of Heaven just to comfort his
mother in her dying moments.

But it gets worse! Word spreads quickly that Mark has "inside information"
about what happens after death, and so hundreds of people gather outside
his house pleading with him to tell them what he knows about life after
death. Even news cameras from all over the world are camped outside the
house so everyone can find out what he knows. Mark spends the night
writing down some "ideas" and he goes out the next morning to share these
things with the crowd (which had held a candlelight vigil there the night
before). He attaches his papers to two empty pizza boxes (the movie's
attempt to mock Moses and the Ten Commandments).

Mark tells the waiting crowd that there is a "man in the sky" who watches
everything they do. The "man in the sky" causes natural disasters, causes
people to die, and makes bad things happen. But if you are good, then the
"man in the sky" allows you to go live in your mansion in the "wonderful
place" for all eternity when you die. If you do bad things, you end up
going to a terrible place--but only if you do three bad things (three
strikes, in other words). And since the "man in the sky" causes bad things
and kills your loved ones, he makes it up to you by letting you live in the
wonderful place after die. In other words: the movie is saying that Mark
"invented God, and that the "man in the sky" (God) is not real. Thus,
people go around believing in the "man in the sky," worried that they will
get their three strikes and go to the terrible place--and some sit around
doing nothing; wasting their lives because they know they will go live in a
mansion in the "wonderful place."

In the end, Mark finally admits to the woman he is in love with that the
"man in the sky" isn't real--that he made it all up. So Mark marries the
girl and lives happily ever after.

In my view, this is just another Hollywood ploy to make a stab and
Christians and our faith in God. If you want to see the movie for
yourself... to see what's actually there, then by all means, go. But if I
had known this ahead of time, I would have never wasted my time and money
to view this piece of ungodly trash. I thought about getting up and
walking out, but I wanted to wait and see if maybe there would be some kind
of resolution at the end where God might be vindicated in some way, but it
didn't happen.

I firmly believe that as Christians, we should not waste our time humoring
Satan to see this movie. Remember what the Scriptures say: "The fool has
said in his heart, 'There is no God'" (Psalm 14:1).

LOLOLOL, anyone else heard about this?


10.

None

Topic: The Beatles Remasters

Posted: 09/30/09 10:04 PM

Forum: General

Not really. I bought the new remastered "With the Beatles" last weekend, and the only real difference is that there's a miniature documentary you can view on your computer with it. It has some footage and mentions the extra information on some of the most important songs on the CD.


11.

Goofy

Topic: Nasa finds 99% pure water on mars

Posted: 09/27/09 04:54 PM

Forum: General

I saw this on the news last night. Apparently, both Mars and the moon have water on them. The water is frozen, but once brought to Earth and dethawed, will be perfectly healthy and drinkable. Of course, the scientists of the world will all flock to the ends of the Earth to analyze the water and run a million tests on it, but that's to be expected.

The curious bastards.

12.

Elated

Topic: Coolest band logo?

Posted: 08/31/09 09:54 PM

Forum: General

At 8/31/09 08:14 PM, estrago1 wrote: I don't know if you would consider this a logo, but you can recognize this band by this album cover.

Sir, you have won the thread. +50 Internets for you for naming an amazing band and the 2nd best-selling album in history. I tip my hat to you.

Also, to Animetal, bands like The Beatles and Led Zeppelin laid the foundation and broke the barriers in rock 'n roll that have allowed your favorite bands to reach for the stars the way they have. They were the pioneers. If you don't like them, at least be an adult and show some respect for them.


13.

None

Topic: If you were a woman...

Posted: 08/30/09 05:19 PM

Forum: General

No, I wouldn't do that if I were a man for a day. I would be too busy wondering which pill I got high on.


14.

Elated

Topic: I worked concessions last night.

Posted: 08/22/09 04:42 PM

Forum: General

I know. It was hectic. The irony of it all was that the football team went on about how they were gonna win, and then they lost by 15 points. How sad. Actually, there were about 6,000 people there. We may have lost, but I promise both schools made a killing off that game, considering that tickets were $3.00-$5.00.

I hate football.

15.

Happy

Topic: Damn Cops...they Never Catch Me

Posted: 08/07/09 11:31 PM

Forum: General

At 8/7/09 10:56 PM, LinaInverseFan wrote: What did you do to have them chase you in first place?

Simple. He was carrying a Krispy Kreme box with him on all 3 occasions.


16.

None

Topic: 2009 Official NG Questionnaire

Posted: 07/25/09 11:54 PM

Forum: General

At 7/25/09 05:22 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
1 : What's your real name?

Heather.

2 : When is your birthday?

Feb. 23.

3 : What would be your ideal job?

Child Adolescent Psychiatry.

4 : Who's is your idol?

My mom and dad.

5 : Who's your favorite Newgrounds user (only name one)?

FurryOwlet.

6 : What's your favorite meal?

Fried rice, chicken, and peas.

7 : What's your favourite type of car?

1968 Mustang.

8 : which Newgrounds user of the opposite sex would you date?

None, because internet relationships never work out.

9 : Would you like to found a family later? / Do you currently have a wife / husband and child(s)?

I would eventually, but not for at least another ten years.

10 : What's your opinion on Barak Obama?

I like his personality, but I have mixed opinions on whether he's going to be able to get us out of this mess like he promises.

11 : If god could eradicate the idiots from the General Forum and spam from Newgrounds, would you be happy?

The idiots entertain me. I would almost hate to see them go.

12 : What's your favorite video game?

When it comes out, Beatles Rockband.

13 : Which console do you prefer?

Xbox360.

14 : Have you bought Alien Hominid or Castle Crasher? If yes, how do you find it? If no, why don't you buy it??

No, I haven't, but if I could spare some money, I would.

15 : Would your buy a NG T-Shirt, NG Stickers or any other NG merchandise?

If the shirts weren't so goddamn expensive, yes.

16 : How much time do you spend on Newgrounds every day?

4 hours.

17 : What are you proud about your Newgrounds account? (That can be everything if you think you are so awesome...)

Everything, because I know I'm that awesome.

18 : Do you have a goal on Newgrounds (example, doing 40K b/p in one year, making 10K posts, becoming mod, etc.)?

Not really. I'd rather just be a casual user.

19 : After two years, what do you think about the new layout, and all the new stuff that has been implemented in Newgrounds since the re-design?

I like it a lot. It shows that this site is always growing and has room for new things.

20 : What is the most important thing on the BBS according to you?

General Forum.

21 : If you could change your user name again, what would you change it to?

TheFluorescentShoe or SkyIsKey.

22 : If you would say one thing to Tom to get a better Newgrounds, what would you say?

Moar cock jokes.

Thanks for taking the time to respond at this.

Your welcome.


17.

Questioning

Topic: Unsolvable Question

Posted: 07/19/09 09:58 PM

Forum: General

0x2=0

Did you fail 4th grade math?


18.

Crying

Topic: Do people recognise me?

Posted: 07/19/09 09:57 PM

Forum: General

Yeah, I recognize everyone with at least 250 posts in here. No one knows me though.

*sniff* I'm not special...

19.

None

Topic: History spoilers

Posted: 07/19/09 03:33 PM

Forum: General

Britain once owned America! And America turned into a giant slum while England stayed one of the most respected countries in the world!!!

OH SHI=

20.

Resigned

Topic: Oh God, Local "rap" Scene...

Posted: 07/16/09 08:39 PM

Forum: General

Someone needs to tell this guy that The Beatles already did a song called "Help!". They also did a movie called "Help!". And while your at it, remind this guy that grown-ups need jobs, whether they're mentally grown-up or not.

Also, fuck rap.

21.

None

Topic: Let's send tourist to jail!

Posted: 07/15/09 08:26 PM

Forum: General

Come on. There are a million ways to get into jail, and they're way more fun than this.

Weed, anyone?

22.

None

Topic: Let's send tourist to jail!

Posted: 07/15/09 08:20 PM

Forum: General

Come on. There are a million ways to get into jail, and they're way more fun than this.

Weed, anyone?

23.

None

Topic: If you were the leader of the world

Posted: 07/11/09 09:19 PM

Forum: General

1. World peace
2. Distribute food, water, and other necessities out to everyone
3. Open more, better funded centers to look after abandoned animals
4. Fix the educational systems to make them better and at the same time, more relaxed
5. Encourage musical and artistic programs


24.

None

Topic: Did anyone who was under 13 sign up

Posted: 07/10/09 06:09 PM

Forum: General

I was 13. I signed up three months after my 13th birthday. I was allowed to be here! Are you?


25.

Happy

Topic: I hate you rich kids.

Posted: 07/10/09 05:43 PM

Forum: General

Lol, I bet you got screwed over by one, thus pushing you to make this thread. Seriously, you should be a comedian. I bet there have been so many ironic situations in your life that you could make material out of. You'd be set for life. You might even make money.


26.

Goofy

Topic: Blondes or Brunnetes

Posted: 07/10/09 01:41 AM

Forum: General

Brunette/Black-haired guys. Although those are my favorites, I tend to be attracted to blonds with chocolate colored eyes. Or just chocolate colored eyes in general. I tend to focus more on eyes than hair, but I love mop tops. I will never date a redhead guy though. Redheaded guys just aren't that attractive.

I apologize in advance to all the gingers on NG.

27.

Happy

Topic: Bbs Female Users Club

Posted: 07/09/09 07:58 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

My parents took me to a drag race, but we got rained out. Btw, I think I'll join this club. I do meet the requirements, after all.


28.

Goofy

Topic: Question for non American users.

Posted: 07/09/09 07:49 PM

Forum: General

Generally speaking, America makes me think of a once beautiful land filled with Native Americans, who spent all of their time caring for the land and worshiping it because they knew they had a good thing going being raped by explorers who were only after money and ill-gotten gains.

I think of greedy men as well as good men, like Ben Franklin, fighting to live the way they wanted to. I imagine greedy men rubbing their hands together watching the money come pouring in as the years go by, and these men slowly change faces, until they stop at the faces of George Dubya Bush and his "business partners" as they watch the economy crash and the land get further unrecognizable and everything living gets swallowed by concrete and steel.

I picture fat people pushing their problems on someone else, and good people getting fired from jobs their family's been working at for the past three generations. I see people fighting to fix what might be beyond repair. I see people leering at me for even thinking I might be able to do better than the other people around me. And the tallest person leering is the Statue of Liberty. That's what America makes me think of.


29.

None

Topic: Save a complete stranger

Posted: 07/07/09 11:54 PM

Forum: General

Yes, I would risk my life to save someone else's. I wouldn't even think about it.


30.

None

Topic: Save a complete stranger

Posted: 07/07/09 11:53 PM

Forum: General

Yes, Iwould risk my life to save someone else's. I wouldn't even think about it.


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