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At 5/8/10 04:22 AM, Kinsei01 wrote: So yeah I'd tell her to come around, were obviously pretty patient with people from around the world and different languages. Lets take a look at a few of our regs already. [...], And me; I'm a redneck fro crying out loud, [...]But we all manage some how...

Don't forget you also have spaniards!!!

Or at least one spaniard...

Much needed bump!

I'm about to buy my own scanner... Thus I'd be able to post in the forums more often.
And what do I do then?
This:
DigiDoodles 01:
That's all what I'll be able to do with a tablet until I can get the hang of it...
But damn me if I let a fucking piece of hardware gets over me.
So that's why I'm posting this here so everybody can see. I'll try to practice as often as I can.
Hope I can improve soon...

At 4/26/10 02:29 PM, Osuka wrote:

At 4/26/10 09:32 AM, MindChamber wrote: Winners:

1. BizarroJoe
2. Osuka
3. FortressRubish

congrats n stuff

WOOOT :D

I knew that Bizarro would get the 1st. Steve is so awesome XD

Why, thank you, mate... I suppose he's awesome, indeed... ;D

At 4/26/10 02:39 PM, FortressRubbish wrote: epic! this is the first time I've ever won anything in an art contest on NG :). Congrats to BizarroJoe and Osuka :).

Well, it's my first time in winning anything at an art contest... So we both share that feeling now...

I also want to congratulate both of you for your respective works. And thank you and all the rest of participants who tried their best to get this collab running.

HI FIVE, BROTHAZ!!!

At 4/26/10 03:29 PM, tingtonger wrote: Congrats fellas, thanks for the submissions! I'm hoping to develop a flash with the music from the NGHH competition featuring the art from this contest too, so keep your eyes peeled for that!

You can bet I'll do!
I'll be really expectant for that, as you can easily deduct from my words above.
And it's not like I'll be the only one...
Now, get that boombox pumpin'!!!

Now, some sketching and to the bed. Thank you, people!!!

At 4/25/10 04:47 PM, Captain-Ben wrote: ENJOY

I enjoyed it alot!!!

At 4/24/10 05:19 PM, BizarroJoe wrote:

At 4/24/10 05:02 PM, Sinitron wrote:

STOP PAYING SO MUCH FUCKING ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING TEXT AND COMMENT ON THE FUCKING DRAWING THE NEXT TIME YOU FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF FUCK

WOOOPS.
I thought I deleted a: of more...
HILARITY WON'T STOP IN WHILE, METHINKS.

At 4/24/10 05:02 PM, Sinitron wrote:

STOP PAYING SO MUCH FUCKING ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING TEXT AND COMMENT ON THE FUCKING DRAWING THE NEXT TIME YOU FUCKING DUMB PIECE OF FUCK
Well, that's what I was going to do when I saw the drawing. I liked it very much, that pastel colors and I loved the muzzle, and I thought it was really cute. In fact, I recognized your username... I have your "pigshit" in my HDD and I even drew it in my sketchbook 'cause I liked that design...
... I was thinking about all this and how I was going to write it here when I started to scroll down the page to browse the comments...
... And you call me "filthy hoe".
I mean, that's AWESOME.
Do you imagine the situation if I haven't any sense of humour?
Pure slapstick, I tell ya.

At 4/24/10 04:35 PM, Sinitron wrote:

At 4/24/10 04:33 PM, Ashman wrote: wait didnt you make a thread a few days ago, anyway, very bizarro joe-ish, and really nice i like it

bizarro joe is a filthy hoe (and yes i did)

...And now how do I comment on this?

The Boston Baked Crab:
Submission maneuver considered as "lethal" by most wrestling associations. Similar to the usual backbreaker, the main difference is that the agressor seem unpervious to external estimulus, thus being unable to notice the "tap out" palming on the mat or the end match ring bell.
Pression is applied continously until major damage is done to the spine.

Stay safe. Don't try this at home.

At 4/22/10 02:07 PM, PixelCake wrote: My sisters never asked me for art because they only like anime ;3;

When you're a kid you can be a major ass... Probably they don't understand yet how cool is to see your favourite characters in an art style different than the one they were originally made...
... But, just for sure, I'd like to point out that this is not a fanart thread... A kid can ask you to draw a doggie, a police car, a flying whale... Or a portrait.
But it's interesting to notice that kids usually ask you to draw the characters of their favorite cartoons, or the ones found in their stationery items... It's an interesting matter of study.

I haven't drawn for my roomie's son yet but he's not old enough to ask so maybe in a few years I can have a proper reply to this thread XD

As soon they start to talk, the real headche begins, you know... At least you'll be "Auntie Mandie", the one who will spoil the brat!
("Auntie Mandie"... Hey, it doesn't sound bad.)

You're sweet, joe :D

Aww... Thank you... #¬v¬#

At 4/22/10 04:08 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: Nice work, BizarroJoe!

Thanks! Being this a suited-for-all family-friendly thread, I couldn't help thinking of you!

I really was expecting a trap, so you got me with your anti-trap trap! D=

Hehe... I liked very much Kokumeikan/Deception... Did you played that? (Or its sequels?)

But it's really kind of you to do that for a little one. =]

It was difficult to refuse... Especially because she was behaving properly.

At 4/22/10 12:02 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: I notice that you've gone fab Joe. Is this in any way related to you're extra happy mood, as seen in this thread?

Glad somebody noticed! No, I'm still the same moody guy as before, it's only that I was a bit sick of being "objective"... Therefore my outing from the closet.
Plus, I like the color much better.

At 4/22/10 12:09 PM, thies wrote: My little cousins asked me to draw Donald Duck a couple of times, but I already gave them the drawings quite a long time ago..

Yeah, I imagined that would be case for the vast majority of users. Still, I'm glad you shared your story with all, and, if given the case again, remember this thread and work off your scanner/camera.

And now, for the last one, something to blow some steam off.
I noticed my cousin had a pair of Tinker Bell stickers on her room. That's enough excuse for me to have another go at Tink.
Ahh, Tink... She manages to warm the heart of little and big girls alike (and boys too).

Well, that's all for now... Now it's your turn.
If you've browsed this thread, thank you and remember it if you have the chance to do something for a little fella!

I noticed that my little cousin really digs Phineas & Ferb. So, having still a lot of room in the sheet of paper, I thought to surprise her with some bonus.
I used a reference for all these drawings. But don't get me miserunderstood: I don't even try to copy the drawings. I really suck bad at copying and that's something I'm not proud of. So what I do is stare at the screen and try hard to get the clues of the style, the proportions of each character... If there's something I can't get very well, I try to find some other valid way to approach the trouble (Hands and feet were the most problematic in this one.). You can go and compare it with some images and try to find the differences.

Now, Hello Kitty.
While I was drawing this one the only thing I could think of was "Why I can't use CorelDRAW for this one?..." (Answer: Because I can't print it out.)
Guys, honestly: It's not fun at all to draw this feline free-hand. Most of the charm of this character resides in its simple, crisp-lined look. More crisp than my humanoid hands can handle.
Oh, at least I can use this as some sort of benchmark to test my new colour markers and my white gel-ink pen.
Apart from that... Meh. <:,(

...is the most beautiful thing in this world, they say.
...
..."So... What's the trap?" You may be asking now.
Well, the trap is that there is no trap.

The day before yesterday, We had to care after my little cousin, a 10 year-old girl. While she were doing her homework, she asked me, all of a sudden, to draw her Minnie Mouse. "For what?" I asked her. "The teachers are allowing us to pin up drawings in the classroom." she replied. "But as soon as they even look into the drawing, everybody will know you haven't drawn it." I warned her. But she told me it didn't matter, she just wanted to bring a hand-drawn Minnie to the classroom...
"Well, I'll see what I can do." And I put myself into it, referencing it from a little notebook she brought with her. Some time passed, and the drawing was finished.
She was already expectant when I handed her the tiny sheet of paper. She was watching the process and she asked me how much time took me to draw like that (tough question.) and inquiered my mother if she drew so well too (Her answer was "no".). So she took her Minnie Mouse into her school trolley and went back to her home.
Yesterday, she asked me for another Minnie. And a Hello Kitty too. Now she wanted them for herself. It seems that the little thing regretted somehow having to leave the piture at the school...
What you're going to see now is the fruits of what I've been doing yesterday.

NOTE: THIS IS AN OPEN THREAD. THAT MEANS YOU CAN PARTICIPATE, TOO.
Do you deal with kids often? Did you had to make drawings for them?
If you do, try to scan them before handling them off and share your requests with your fellow NGrounders.
'Cause you know, kids ask for the darndest things.

Now, for the first one (of four): The second Minnie Mouse.

I was zapping channels and I saw Fresh Prince of Bel-Air... And I asked me: Which of the NG characters would look rad rapping and clowning around?...
... And my answer wasSteve. I thought he'd be really funny emarrasing himself trying to rap ghetto-style with the combined talents of Vanilla Ice, Snow and William Shatner...
Hey, I thought it would be funny, not "original"...
I also devised a logo, but I had to scrap it 'cause I didn't look at the measures required, so I just improvised those arrows... As if the character hadn't been improvised enough.
I think this one would look neat-o with some kind of scrolling background, switching colors and such visual stuff... If you want the .fla file of this drawing, just ask for it.
Anyway, I really hope you like it.

At 4/14/10 12:11 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 4/14/10 08:37 AM, CloudEater wrote: lol jonny can't see the video cos he's not in the US!

Stupid US-only internet streaming.

Yeah, I also crashed with that.
Although I thought at first when seeing the name "Dudley Do-right" that it was going to be this.

Oh, and happy birthday Grumpy "Im gonna go make a sandwich" Tom

¡Feliz cumpleaños, GrumpyTom!

At 4/13/10 01:26 PM, PixelCake wrote: because everyone loves flattery

Why do I hear the opening tune of "Bewitched"...? Or is it "Top Cat"'s...

At 4/13/10 11:51 AM, PixelCake wrote: I only got to doing a headshot for sniper

will do LegolaSS next

Hahahah, she remained eyeless!!! ;D
Maybe you could have added a little T-shirt with the arms at her back or just the little skull under her head. Hey, I don't want to make you work more, but I think the skull was a distinctive (though generic anyways...) feat of the pic. Maybe it's not much more work. Maybe...

...don't hit me <: (

At 4/12/10 08:39 PM, Lundsfryd wrote: Yeah! I finally made it work. It up now. PRIMATES!

As a long time supporter of the Simian Party and the Ape Nation Front, I must say your comic has really gotten into me. Although is the moral story we've seen hundreds of times already, Your pictures matched really well every sentence and thus, the story can be read and enjoyed without much trouble, which is where many of the guys who tried the same as you failed miserably in their excess of self-arrogance.
Now, get Turkey to join in with some bonus pin-up and you'll make me a merry baboon.

At 4/13/10 12:35 AM, Captain-Ben wrote:

At 4/12/10 10:04 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: Wow you got the TheRealShadman to Comment on your work!

Flea it's so hard to tell whether you're being sarcastic or not.

Don't ask me!

At 4/12/10 11:28 PM, MindChamber wrote: maybe that'll get some pictures comin in.
PS if the the selection of the art is wack, I have the right to take the prizes back, so do your best.

*Ooooofffph...*
I'm relieved to see this one's still running.
I don't really care about the prizes... All I want is a good idea. AN IDEA NOW!!!

I need an idea!

At 4/12/10 06:19 AM, The-Worsley-Bear wrote: When people use these two colors together, it makes me sick.

You and almost 99.99999% of people who live in Madrid right now.

HAAAAHAHAHA... I don't give a damn about soccer... but I couldn't resist.

Oh my God, the guy on the first post, left part, could totally be myself if I manage to get a WiFi for my XBox...
What the heck, just take off the headset and it's actually me.
Yeah, I do resemble a lot, physically I mean, seriously.
...
Anyway, these are great... I love to see this kind of not-so-formal art. I hope you can post more soon!

BTW, Here I posted all the shit I churned when I was attending to Uni. Just in case you want to see what other guys did in a similar wave.

There's one of mine almost on each page.

Can't wait to see what's going to come out of this! I'm so expectant!

At 4/9/10 02:05 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Hrmm, I spoke too soon.

Why did you have to toy with my feelings, jonny, MY FEELINGS.
Long have I awaited for this feature to come... And now, THIS...
What in blazes did I ever do to you, WHAT I DID TO YOU?!?!

At 4/9/10 02:23 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: And thus, I have concluded the Alien Quadrilogy with the watching of Alien Resurrection. Although better than Alien 3, it still sucked and really pains me to see how such an epic series went so horribly downhill.

Alien 3 and Resurrection are not good, but yet, Alien 3 is still interesting and being an unsucessful project (After 4 directors, 7 scripts and millions of $ wasted in pre-production, it'd been a miracle if that came out good.) it still manages to bear its own identity in the series, as Alien and Aliens do.
Which is more that we can say of Resurrection. Just an unispired Aliens exploit boring as all hell that can be better adressed as a "product" instead of a "movie", 'cause that's what it really is: A calculated run-for-cover devised by the producers to please all Aliens fanboys that got disappointed by Alien 3.

BTW, the rumours of Ridley Scott making a prequel don't make me rejoice with happiness, precisely.

Oh man...
Seems like you're going on a sale-craze, aren't you?
Can't you just let them be? (No pun intended again.)

Back to the block.
I'm out of paper.
Gotta buy more.

Haiku?!

Wooo... I've been really, REALLY out for quite a long time here...
What I've been missing?
And what's the deal with Kevin Bacon?

Yeah I know it's stupid, but...

Oh gosh, you're back!
That means I'll be able to take back an idea I had a long time ago... So happy!
BTW, I didn't expected the big bad bald bloke show up here... My elder brother bought a PS3 just for that game. And I didn't for the same reason...
But it turned out great... And it's really hard for me to say that, given the fact how much I dispise that guy.

At 3/17/10 08:58 AM, Luis wrote: We have the last of hammi and zekey in the tour!

My gawd, am I feeling so sad...
I'd ask for a moment of silence...
...
... But I don't have anybody to talk to, so it wouldn't have any merit ( Does this have any meaning, for starters?)
...

That icon is TEH SHIT, Lou... I have to check if the others have different ones.