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Response to: I hear clicking. Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

Sounds like raptors to me.
And they're hungry.

Response to: one of my cats are in HEAT! Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

At 3/27/09 06:58 PM, mrsmiles703 wrote: hahahahahah....real funny...hahahahahah. no wait I'm still laughing hehaheho... The only one remotely good is the one with the scope idea.

comedic bastards.

Here's a good one.
Bitch about it to Newgrounds that your cat is in heat.
"BAAWWW! NOW WHAT DO I DO?!"

Response to: Septum Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

Everyone knows that too much nose candy causes cavities!

Response to: She looked 18 Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

My reaction: "Neither am I !"

Response to: Do You Like Rag Doll Physics? Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

I love it.
Because I know if I were to actually throw a grenade at you, I wouldn't get lulz from you doing a mid-air fall.
You'd just be in pieces.

Response to: how do you eat your sandwich? Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

I don't take bites. I take gulps.
I also like to add multiple animals and pieces of bread.

Response to: Anyone else remember "ancient mew"? Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

I tried to drown myself when I didn't get that cheap ass golden figure from the movie.
Fucking Burger King.

Response to: What is the "high" level??? Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

When anyone makes level 58, there will be no more leveling up.
Get your exp while you can.

Response to: Juliana Wetmore Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

What a cute child!

*gag*
Response to: Create a your own movie poster Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

At 3/27/09 05:19 PM, metalguy777 wrote: i am quite proud of this

Winner!

Response to: How do people... Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

"How do you suck your own toes?" "How do I lick my nose?" "How do women lick their own vaginas?"
There are many mysteries about it, but they have to get clean one way or another.

Response to: my cat is dying Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

You have a barn?!

Response to: Google street view... Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

At 3/27/09 06:18 PM, Afro-wolf wrote: omeone can't sense a little sarcasm. Really, with the retarded right to bear arms, everybody is running around with guns, I'm not surprised something like that happened...

Law says only people with a gun licence should own one, legally.
If someone is walking down the street with their inventory open, a cop will stop you and ask where's your license, and why the fuck you're walking around with a gun.

Stop being mad at the U.S. because we're allowed to have toys.

Response to: Wrigleys Gum Ipod Nano 3g Case Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

I would but since I got the nano, I don't have any money for gum.

Response to: Sonichu Flash Game Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

I think he deserves to die. And if you care so much, make it yourself.
Those are two of the stupidest things to make a flash about, and combined together will be immediately blammed.

Response to: stupid jokes Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

Cockjoke.
I hate that one!

Response to: Google street view... Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

I was mostly unaware of the system untill I was helping someone jobhunt.
And I was like "Hey! Google maps may know how to get to my destination!"
I turns out the place I wanted was right up the street from me. Caught a nice pic of me playing grab ass with some kids too.

Response to: Sham Pow! Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

He tried to slap chop her, because she didn't toss his boring salad.

Response to: Would you guys play this game? Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

Not with a name like "Meistro Master."

Response to: Who should be in NG Rumble 2? Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

At 3/27/09 05:55 PM, LDAF wrote: nonsense

I had no idea inbreeding made anyone so stupid.

Response to: Immune system problem. Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

Something to do with blatter traffic?
Fuck it, it's 4 am and i'm spent.

Response to: Newgrounds related ads are back! Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

At 3/27/09 03:17 AM, Dawnslayer wrote:
At 3/27/09 03:08 AM, Biscuit-head wrote: If you say such things about the icon mods, you'll die in your sleep.
And I haven't seen anything but ads to "Dark Orbit," but I click anyway, cause Papa Tom needs the money.
I'm sure I sound like a total idiot saying this, but: it did not occur to me that Tom and the gang got their money that way.

Yes, the adds and referrals. I forgot how it works, but it's fucking great to help out.

Response to: Newgrounds related ads are back! Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

If you say such things about the icon mods, you'll die in your sleep.
And I haven't seen anything but ads to "Dark Orbit," but I click anyway, cause Papa Tom needs the money.

Response to: Pimp's voting power is pathetic... Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

At 3/27/09 02:08 AM, BlindShoemaker wrote: so does anyone else not see the point of voting for like 11 or 12 years to become lvl 60?

Not when you log on once a day to deposit your exp.

Response to: No, I Will Not Play Wow With You. Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

At 3/27/09 02:27 AM, AniMetal wrote: Do you think I could just be like "I'm not interested in playing wow and I highly doubt I ever will be, leave me alone!"

The understandable thing would be to stop and "ever will be" and ask him to talk about something else.

Response to: Bullying... Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

At 3/26/09 11:11 PM, o0-0o wrote: Cornered in a change room!? You better watch who you are friends with, these guys sound like people I wouldn't want to be associated with.

Up the butt!

Response to: I-am-a-pirate Is Getting Arrested? Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

At 3/27/09 02:52 AM, Wuggawoot wrote: Thats not a discussion thread, its his "Dude, woops" thread.

Then disregard that and let everyone get their +1 here.

Response to: I-am-a-pirate Is Getting Arrested? Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

There's a thread where you can discuss it here!

Response to: I-Am-A-Pirate's blog post Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

At 3/27/09 02:48 AM, MasterRater wrote: Wade you did exactly what I wanted you to and for that I thank you. Lets hope all of Newgrounds learns that death threats are no laughing matter. Also Big Thanks To NEVR

Big thanks to you too for being able to spot out this dipshit.

Response to: PES Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

That was great.
It reminded me of that steriogram video.
And it was very creative.