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Response to: Cute guys Posted March 29th, 2009 in General
At 3/29/09 04:09 AM, Rucklo wrote: It's just that they look so good, and have such awesome assess, and boobs too. Damn. :(

I knew it! Girls have no other uses, other than to be lookin' fine.

Response to: Favorite mod catch phrase? Posted March 29th, 2009 in General

I don't have a favorite Mod's catch phrase. Just a favorite Mod.

Response to: If your gonna kill yourself... Posted March 29th, 2009 in General
At 3/29/09 03:06 AM, maximuspower wrote:
At 3/29/09 03:05 AM, Rig wrote: And the bloody razor blade and cleanly-sliced neck will only cement the theory that your tore off your own head.
Nice 7,800th post :]

It was much better than mine, I would say!

Response to: Bitch, I do what I Want. Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

I think I have a new theme song!

Response to: Finish this Comic Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

I tried, I guess.

Finish this Comic

Response to: Your very own papercraft CeilingCat Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

Can you give me some advice on cutting a hole in my ceiling?

Response to: Guess the Song Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

Forum games are not allowed. Why don't you just ask us to try and figure it out for the hell of it?

Response to: diabetes Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

Hey guys! I'm making brownies! Who wants on--

oh...
Response to: What causes burn in atmosphere? Posted March 28th, 2009 in General
At 3/28/09 04:57 PM, killa9512 wrote: I actually know the answer, friction due to air resistance. But say you wen't up into the atmosphere slowely somehow, then what would happen? because if your going at a very slow rate, there wouldn't be too much friction happening at once. Not even a human, any object at all.

I still say it's those flamin' hot cheetoes. No matter how many facts you throw at me.

Response to: Earth Hour iz 2day! Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

Oh shit, hold that thought. My new tanning bed just got delivered!
I'll crank it up to extra-crispy and leave all the lights on!

Response to: Cut my head open Posted March 28th, 2009 in General
At 3/28/09 03:02 PM, CrazyWolf783 wrote: Duck Tape.
At 3/28/09 04:53 PM, evan210 wrote: walk it off.

Holy shit, newgrounds is in my head!

Response to: Cut my head open Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

Put duct tape on it and walk it off.
You have to be a man about these things.

Response to: My face is rotting off. Posted March 28th, 2009 in General
At 3/28/09 11:34 AM, SkullsNSkate wrote: You are going to die, Funk.
I'll start arranging the funeral.
I think you'll be fine. You're over reacting.

HE'S NOT OVER REACTING! YOU'RE OVER REACTING!!!
You'll be fine though, right Funk?

Response to: Does anyone else do this? Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

Only sometimes. Rarely actually.
Though my voting aura is evil, I judge them on weather I like it or not. And even though I never do, at least it had a chance.

Response to: Flash theif Posted March 28th, 2009 in General
At 3/28/09 01:31 PM, The-Condor wrote:
At 3/28/09 01:29 PM, JaY11 wrote: This guy is obviously stealing all his submissions

Most of them have completely different site sponsors/links at the start and some even have a 'Add this game to your site' button which links to a download.
What do you want us to do about it? Tell Tom.

No, tell Wade.

Response to: Did a crowd jump & got violated Posted March 28th, 2009 in General
At 3/28/09 12:12 PM, Lambinvoker wrote:
At 3/28/09 11:52 AM, Leo625 wrote: Hey asshole this wasn't a crowd of hot chicks, it was a crowd of alot black guys. That's NOT awesome in any way
Holy shit! What were you thinking?

They probably all got lulz cause his dick felt small.

Response to: How do you wake up? Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

I go to sleep tired, and I wake up tired. And usually swollen.
Sometimes with a hand around my cock.

Response to: Is is just me... Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

It looks like a bent screwdriver to me.

Response to: Did a crowd jump & got violated Posted March 28th, 2009 in General
At 3/28/09 11:32 AM, Leo625 wrote: So I jump out over the crowd and get caught stomach down. Right off the bat theres a hand right on my nuts and then as theyre passing me to each other I get flipped over and get cornholed and my balls grabbed by about 100 unknown hands.

DUDE! That sounds awesome! What the fuck is wrong with you?

Response to: My Art Posted March 28th, 2009 in General

Hey sexy!

Just sayin'. Y'know?
Response to: Google street view... Posted March 27th, 2009 in General
At 3/27/09 06:32 PM, Afro-wolf wrote:
At 3/27/09 06:28 PM, Biscuit-head wrote: Stop being mad at the U.S. because we're allowed to have toys.
FUCK YOU! NEVER STOP BEING ANGRY GWARRHGH! (jk)

I love how you don't mention my bit about the flag hmm? DID I ACCIDENTALLY TELL THE TRUTH??? D:

No, because you live in England.
Any gathering of people stupid enough to ever let a woman be King is obviously ass-backward enough without a flag battle.

Response to: How do people... Posted March 27th, 2009 in General
At 3/27/09 07:32 PM, CashClock wrote: Is it scary that I'm flexible enough to suck my own penis?

I find it deeply disturbing.

I find it quite interesting, because pics or it didn't happen.

Response to: My face is rotting off. Posted March 27th, 2009 in General
At 3/27/09 07:18 PM, emo-penguin wrote: Does this mean you're dying?

I'm beginning to think that Funkbrs will never die. He'll just live on forever wishing he would.

Response to: one of my cats are in HEAT! Posted March 27th, 2009 in General
At 3/27/09 07:02 PM, mrsmiles703 wrote: oh hey here here is another good one. how about I take this seriously because if she gets pregnant I gots to give her away? that sound good to you ass-hole? I just want to know a good way to get rid of god damn cat.

Channel some of that energy towards your cat. Punch it in the fucking face.

Response to: Randomness Posted March 27th, 2009 in General
At 3/27/09 08:04 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: WHFC is delicious.

I'd hit it.

Response to: You guys should know Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

I dare you to eat him.

Response to: i'm making a website... Posted March 27th, 2009 in General
At 3/27/09 07:58 PM, Techno wrote: You guys all fail at being Wade.

The phrase goes like this:

Leave this topic, authorities are being contacted.

You ruin everything.

*takes notes*
Response to: Getting rid of horrible smells Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

Flush the toilet.

Response to: Tom Fulp - The Dad Posted March 27th, 2009 in General
At 3/27/09 07:40 PM, JarrodK wrote:
At 3/27/09 07:37 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Very very quick and shitty photoshop.
I would not trust Stamper handling my baby over as cliff. Then again I wouldn't trust a monkey either.

I'd trust the monkey before I trust Stamper with it.

Response to: i'm making a website... Posted March 27th, 2009 in General

The police have been notified. Leave this topic at once.

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