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Response to: Friends that screw you over! Posted April 2nd, 2009 in General

At 4/2/09 02:09 PM, Sawke wrote: What do you all think?

More input is required. Go talk with your friend.

Response to: Come on PalTalk! Posted April 2nd, 2009 in General

It doesn't work for me anymore. I liked it when it first went up.
It was nicer than stickam.

Response to: Ching Chong China Meetup Posted April 2nd, 2009 in General

Chinese is such a beautifull language.
:'D

Response to: Hentai at Work Posted April 2nd, 2009 in General

What kind of place hires a 12 year old?

Response to: I'm in serious pain Posted April 2nd, 2009 in General

I got 2 of my fingers cut off once.
It was fucking rad.

Response to: Calling all Proletratians Posted April 2nd, 2009 in General

You didn't understand that the joke should stay in its place.
As for you and your liberal parties, your milkshakes are quite poisoned.

Response to: April Fools': the Aftermath... Posted April 2nd, 2009 in General

At 4/2/09 01:34 PM, MoriChax wrote: Well it goes to show who the bbs addicts are, they were raging like bulls all day yesterday.

It seemed to me that all the raging bbs adicts only had 300 posts.
As for the joke itself, the word filters got on my nerves. I couldn't tell what the fuck anyone was saying.

Response to: Roommate Posted April 2nd, 2009 in General

At 4/2/09 12:10 PM, HippityGopher wrote: My roomie has an interesting preoccupation with stealing my shampoo, despite my asking him not to. What is even more disturbing is that he only uses shampoo when he bathes. Anyone else have strange roommates?

Wait... He bathes in shampoo?!

Response to: super man V.S goku Posted March 31st, 2009 in General

"This video is dedicated to Sheopersaud, who was the first person I ever talked to on the internet."
I stopped watching right there.

Response to: Who is this DBZ character? Posted March 31st, 2009 in General

At 3/31/09 01:09 AM, MadCow wrote: majin buu had a hot interracial relationship with a dirty punjab and she got an abortion and the abortion vowed to get vengence one day and the guy who did the abortion was uub

Nothing has ever been this true.

Response to: I found a sex coin. Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

I had one of those. It was a "head" or "tail" coin. I flipped it too high once.
Never saw it again.

Response to: YouTube sucks. Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

Same thing happened, which is why I stay under the radar.
I'd hate to take 17 hours uploading a video to have half of it butchered out.

Response to: man dies while playing wii fit Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

I told them motion activated games was not a good idea.

Response to: Miracles Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

I can make flash dissappear from the portal.

Response to: Playtest my game Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

I like it, but I can't win, so i'll zero it if I see it in the portal.

Response to: Can we delete some inactive fucks? Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

At 3/30/09 02:56 AM, Xarnor wrote: I agree. I say that if an account has been completely inactive for 1 year, it gets deleted, or, if the account doesn't have ANYTHING posted or submitted after one year of being made, it gets deleted. But, a week before its deleted, it would get a PM telling it that it would be deleted in a week, just in case.... yeah....

Or if we're being clean here, an email?

Response to: Man beheads 5-year old sister! Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

At 3/30/09 02:43 AM, JudeZombi wrote:
At 3/30/09 02:40 AM, phsychopath wrote: He did the right thing.

I bet he's looking down at us right now. *Sigh* Godbless him.
In what way could is possibly be the right thing to be-head a 5 year old? Even in my and your twisted world behading someone isnt the right thing to do.

He probably sacrificed her for the swamp god.

Response to: is there a reason.. Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

At 3/30/09 02:52 AM, maximuspower wrote: Yeah. Then all your jokes will be funny.

HAY GUYZ, AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN CONTACTED, LEAVE THIS THREAD.

amirite guyz!?

"Leave this topic, authorities are being contacted."
Fucking seriously.

Response to: Website more addicting than NG? Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

Newgrounds?

hey guys, what's "NG" mean?
Response to: is there a reason.. Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

At 3/30/09 02:21 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote:
At 3/30/09 02:20 AM, Biscuit-head wrote:
At 3/30/09 02:17 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote: Yeah man, I agree with the first post, suck my dick!
Oral sex isn't the soloution to everything, my fair homosexual.
Prove it

I can't, but that doesn't make me wrong.

Response to: Can we delete some inactive fucks? Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

At 3/30/09 02:20 AM, masterkey111 wrote: To the comment above.

1. It is kinda their fault, especially if they know about the banning which would be put on the policy of newgrounds.
2. It is a sort of good thing, considering if they got banned for a whole month, they must've done something quite out of the regular

That's not the point. The point is that someone would probably be snatched from under their account when they were enjoying the site's features, other than the forum.

Response to: Everything sucks Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

At 3/30/09 02:23 AM, phsychopath wrote:
At 3/30/09 02:22 AM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Since when is LZ emo? They were around long before that shitty trend.
You're missing the point.

You're trolling?

Response to: why r movies released in japan 1st? Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

Not all movies hit Japanese theaters first. Video games however...

Response to: is there a reason.. Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

At 3/30/09 02:17 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote: Yeah man, I agree with the first post, suck my dick!

Oral sex isn't the soloution to everything, my fair homosexual.

Response to: Can we delete some inactive fucks? Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

At 3/30/09 02:14 AM, DM692 wrote: I say that if they haven't posted in 3 months or more, their accounts go to hell.

Newgrounds isn't just a forum you know. If someone gets a 30 day Ban, and decides to take a break, one day when they log in...

Response to: Everything sucks Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

At 3/30/09 02:15 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote: MeGA DEFF RULLZZZ!
Anyone that disagree's, CAN SUK MY DIK!

/Controversy

*gets on knees*

Response to: Can we delete some inactive fucks? Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

It's unfair to them. What if they can't log on because of a job, or school, or no internet connection.
Hell even if they're incarcerated, and they just want to log on, but can't.
The admin's blindly delete an inactive profile to what used to be a contributor, or the name someone wants.
And what if he/she comes back and instead of being an inactive fuck, becomes a fucking awesome-fuck?

Don't be stupid about these things.

Response to: Man beheads 5-year old sister! Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

At 3/30/09 01:58 AM, HarraH wrote:
At 3/30/09 01:57 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote: he probably had a good reason
thats what I was thinking too.

stupid fucking police officers didn't even give him a chance to speak.

man the world is a fucked up place...

"There was no clear motive for the events that unfolded on Saturday, the day after the five-year-old's birthday."
This comming from the news, comming from the polices. THE POLICE ALLWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

Response to: In This Thread, We Make Cats! Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

This is a truth. Like Walk Hard.

In This Thread, We Make Cats!

Response to: fleshing out a tattoo idea. Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

At 3/30/09 12:17 AM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Why would you want to get a tattoo that's based on that event?

He obviously wants to gloat by saying "IN YO FACE HAPINESE!"
With the respectable variation of changs and chongs, of course.