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At 4/4/09 03:05 AM, metallicafan57 wrote: <WadeFulp> Leave this topic, authorities are being contacted.

I award you 1 free internet for this post, but I take it away because you said it wrong.

fix'd.

At 4/2/09 07:08 AM, RocketMan08 wrote:

At 4/2/09 07:00 AM, maximuspower wrote: Can I have pics. I Don't have a Facebook.

Sure, I will also be posting videos on the facebook group, If you could please sing up to facebook it would support me even more.

I can see where you're going with this. It's working.

At 4/4/09 02:58 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Is anyone MORE addicted than this?

Nope. Once you've experienced your first hit of NG you keep going untill you're found dead with your throat cut and your dick hanging out in the back alleys of the portal.
As for us, we'll still get lulz from it the whole time.

At 4/4/09 01:53 AM, Spartanizzo wrote: thats what you get for having norton. shit, even AVG free is better than that norton $40 piece of dookie shit.

There's truth behind this. I enjoyed the April Fools joke while AVG swatted that shit back and forth.

A boot shapped like a dick.
All the mods will be wearing them soon enough.

At 4/2/09 04:33 PM, C-Hawk wrote: EXTREMELY RELEVANT WIKI LINK. Your "sex" coin is bullshit. I found the real ones.

I want the coin with a winged dick on it.

At 4/2/09 04:34 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: So why is it then that they are often portrayed as a taboo to the chill'un in popular culture?

As in, why are kids so often viewed as hating vegetables.

Cartoons have made eating vegetables un-cool.

Do they come in any extra sizes? Because I want to walk around in one of those.

At 4/2/09 04:29 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 4/2/09 04:27 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Don't shoot the messenger.

No, the person to shoot is clearly the father of that baby... which does not resemble Tom at all, or even April.

Baby Tom is the chosen one!

At 4/2/09 04:20 PM, crimsonballs93 wrote: I think Tom Fulp should've posted pics of himself naked, cutting his dick up with a potato peeler and feeding it to his newborn baby, while he shat on his wife's dick. That would've turned me on so fucking much.

I think it's time for you to leave.

I've learned how to deliver that fulp.

At 4/2/09 04:19 PM, doody1 wrote: I call necrophilia!

Damn! Beat me to it.

I clicked it just so I could shoot people in the dick for lulz.
I'm gonna try it later.

At 4/2/09 03:00 PM, Fleshlight wrote:

At 4/2/09 02:27 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Got to love it that the prisons are basically full.

Problem is it costs too much to keep them in jail. What we should do is turn all prisoners into slaves. Make them ride a treadmill all day generating power.

Or kill them and convert them into a usable source of energy.

At 4/2/09 03:49 PM, redsN64 wrote:

At 4/2/09 03:40 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/blah

it just says blah redesigned. I'm guessing thats not supposed to happen?

Thats where the chat is going to be.

HAHA! She got you good man. That's fucking magic.
You have to get her back now.

At 3/30/09 07:45 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote:

At 3/30/09 07:42 PM, Jamie wrote: How is babby formed?

How girl get pregent?

Well you see, when a man doesn't necessarily love a woman veeeerrrryyyy much, he'll put his @$%^ into her #$%&%$# and then #$%^&^%$# it with the %^&*&^%$# until he %^&%$#$#@#@.

I just love it when you talk dirty like that.

At 4/2/09 04:31 AM, Jonas wrote:

At 4/2/09 04:07 AM, Haoie wrote: I'm sorry, dick is Chinese for?

Oh did I say dick? I actually misspelled duck twice.

That's a delicious hot duck, and big bowl of duck. My bad, certainly not dick and fuck.

I'll take a hot serving of your biggest duck, please.

At 4/2/09 03:27 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: did someone notice that the chat was released yesterday, but only chinese ppl could write stuff and that's unfinished again?

April fools!

I had no idea people couldn't link a joke with a joke day. Noobs get pissed at such trivial things.
Good joke though Chairman Fulp. It gave me lulz.

At 4/2/09 11:35 AM, kovop wrote: Do you have any suggestions?

Sorry, I barely know new English. If I were you I would think of something else to do.

No they didn't. It was funny yesterday.

/thread

Mine would taste like red wine.

They're called secrets. Now go deposit your exp.

No it isn't. Clear your cache or something.

At 4/2/09 02:27 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Got to love it that the prisons are basically full.

They need to let all the murderers out! This is serious!

He'll really be crying when he gets to prison.

At 3/22/09 06:33 PM, shadow50000 wrote: Steak Rules All Meat.

That image just made me bust a nut.
If I had that on my plate, I would be in tears.

Who the fuck are you?

In that case, being nice would make her leave you alone. Being an ass would do that twice as fast too.
But she was pushing her beliefs on you, then tried to make you feel bad. You should have punched her in the face.