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Extra points for spelling an "all your base" joke wrong.

I thought you were speeding down the highway. Now THAT would have been fun on pills.

At 4/7/09 05:25 PM, baked-bean wrote:

At 4/7/09 05:22 PM, Xarnor wrote: If it had any credit cards in it, cancel them.

ya i did, but im just worried about my benefit bards..

It's their benefit now. Life goes on for you, so try not to worry about it too much.

At 4/7/09 05:11 PM, Shreddy wrote:

At 4/7/09 05:08 PM, Meepster wrote: So, how many people here are actually Christians? I haven't seen one newgrounder who got laid and isn't married.

hi there

Your topic is now void.

At 4/7/09 04:28 PM, Ericho wrote: Just masturbate a lot.

Its the best way without putting it somewhere it shouldn't be!

I'm using a type-writer plugged into a blender!

SCIENCE!

Put them in a folder. iTunes usually does the rest.

At 4/5/09 05:25 PM, elace wrote: I think since he hears us older boys talk about girls and maybe takes sex ed at school he thinks that this is cool. Does this make me a bad influence ?

It makes you cool. The kid however, is a fucking loser.

At 4/5/09 05:25 PM, flashwarrior wrote: celebrate my BIRTHDAY OH YEAHHHHH
and watch a certain store at a certain place for a certain item.

Happy birthday! As for me, i'm going to keep living my life the way i've been doing it.
The borin way.

Mod aura.
The other's are pretty cool. All of them.

At 4/5/09 02:57 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Any logical, rational reason for hating yiffers?

He doesn't quite like the way they yiff around the bush.

At 4/3/09 03:57 PM, Shakyjake wrote: Everyone blame Vinny99 for the pointless bump...

Sounds like he's still a little butt hurt from April Fools.

At 4/5/09 03:39 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:

At 4/5/09 03:15 PM, IBlamAll wrote: Yea, why is a little ginger kid so special anyway?

You 08 users continue to astound me. He's the whole sites second mascot, right behind the tank.

That fucker runs on Pico-Power!

At 4/5/09 04:54 PM, acedareaper wrote:

At 4/5/09 04:50 PM, Biscuit-head wrote: Do people count? Because one time in the mall I lost my nephew, and jeez he was a challenge to locate.

wow that must have sucked

Nope. The little cunt wasn't my kid, so I gave up.

Get a better camera, and come back to us when you aren't quite as ugly.

I'm afraid of people that whisper, but I don't think they have one for that.
:(

At 4/5/09 04:48 PM, KevnSevn wrote: Just remember, no one on Newgrounds is a doctor or MD.

The reason I say no for painkillers is because they do too much.... Bad experience.

What about Dr. Clay? I swear he knows how to fix a bitch.

Do people count? Because one time in the mall I lost my nephew, and jeez he was a challenge to locate.

At 4/5/09 04:41 PM, JoeyCentral wrote:

At 4/5/09 04:39 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote: I smell a Republican.

I'm a republican! They're the only intelligent people when it comes to politics.

No, they just like to think they're right. A for effort though buddy.

At 4/5/09 04:40 PM, Jezuz wrote:

At 4/5/09 04:37 PM, Biscuit-head wrote: Move to Europe. Problem solved.

Did you wake up this morning and feel like being a retard or is it just a daily affair for you?

It's a gift.

Big Lady offers warm massage with happy ending.

Did somebody try to touch you?

Move to Europe. Problem solved.

Sell your game and system for cocaine money. That should be a colorfull change of pace.

How hard does it hurt to be hit with that?

Buy an Angry Faic T-shirt.

Try indexing your image to make it easier.

I stopped. They make my poops too heavy and too frequent.

Isn't it convenient that this happens around the time those pedofiles get off with a warning?

I don't like my pokemans with a blonde crew cut.