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At 4/21/09 01:01 AM, Cyprus wrote:

At 4/21/09 12:37 AM, Keric wrote: FRED.

Fred of all people. He is a living hell.

Hey, it's FREDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fear it because I do not understand it.

At 4/20/09 05:28 PM, Conflicker wrote:

At 4/20/09 05:20 PM, Eggys wrote:

Plus their litter smells like complete shit.

Yes, I much prefer the smell of dog shit.

As opposed to cats pissing everywhere, or smearing their ass across your feet when they're horny.
Anyway, gorillas could beat them both in a fight.

At 4/20/09 07:24 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 4/20/09 07:06 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: If we were somehow able to induce this in livestock, then people can stop bitching about animal cruelty.

Forcing animals to have this condition sounds fairly cruel to me.

They never knew what hit em'.
Also... Can the baby poop?

Medicine isn't supposed to taste good. That's the trick to stopping druggies and pill poppers.

Is this really a photoshop thread?

At 4/16/09 05:10 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Unless it's something like 'B' I don't think a bad movie deserves a 0.

When's the last time you've been to the portal?

Happy Birthday man!

in before you're another year closer to your death

"Jim! JIM! Did you see that? Oh... must just be me..."
...
"OH MY GOD JIM! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO DIE, DRIVE FASTER!"

At 4/20/09 10:31 PM, Blud-Shot wrote: Way back I made a poster containing over 50 characters from comics, tv shows, and anime. I never really had the time to post it in a lot of place so I figured after my long wait why not post it in NewGrounds.

HOW DARE YOU!
Newgrounds isn't a place for crappy art! It's a place for crappy flash!

we like good flash too.

Bad movies are slowly becomming a fad with directors.

No. I don't need the assistance of a software to organize my desktop.

I took a shit long and thick enough to clog the toilet up, and left it that way.
The rest is history.

Happy birthday!
Now who the fuck are you?

At 4/8/09 03:33 PM, HipHop915 wrote: Why do middle aged caucasian people think they can jog around the neighborhood with out any selective blouse, exposing their unsightly stomaches and hairy bodys? What can we do as a community to end this? I would not want my children exposed to this, im staying in the hood.

Fixed. As in what can you do about it, turn the other way and pretend you didn't see anything.

Steal from gamestop. And every other video game store possible. But if I have a time freezing machine, chances are I can also fly, so the sky's the limit.

Shit at a friends house.

At 4/8/09 12:34 AM, billowillo wrote: shit

Somebody didn't try to touch you on opposite day, did they?

Aww fuck I forgot to vote!
I knew there was somthing I had to do!

When you go to the bathroom, are you actually using the toilet?

At 4/7/09 07:40 PM, sephiroth183 wrote: welcome to NG. 99% of people are virgins

i isn't one of thems.

You've been nominated for "best lie of the year."

Nobody on Newgrounds gets laid.

a bed?

It's not a saying untill you make it one.

Hear someone shout out the ending of the latest Harry Potter book while you're in line at Barnes and Noble?

No because I don't care about Harry Potter. God Fox News complains about the stupidest things.
They should take the cocks out of their asses and take in a few lulz once in their life.

Dumbassdude, are you my daddy?

At 4/7/09 06:08 PM, Viper-Studios wrote:

At 4/7/09 06:06 PM, rumerio wrote: Having sex 3 times a day for weeks or months is hard to do first of all. Also if the women needs drugs it is a much more drastic problem then mass amounts of cum will solve

I jack off 6 times a night you dont tell me I cant fuck 3 times a day! K?

Just because it looks like it doesn't mean it's effective. Also 6 times a night?! Jesus man, give it a vacation!

At 4/7/09 06:46 PM, D-XN wrote: To get my adrenaline flowing, I know I listen to Disney songs.

Don't judge me, bro.

I was going to, but now that you say that. . .

fag

How should you deal with this situation?
Stop being a fucking bitch and making topics on newgrounds because you're butt hurt that your friend made a joke about your pants. And buy some pants.

To be a man you must bring me the head of a white wolf.

I found a box of old VHS tapes the other day. Good memories.
But I threw them out, because VHS quality was shat.

Happy birthday Scud. I hope you don't die!