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Why do you keep hurting yourself like this?

At 7/27/09 06:36 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I win!

I was actually trying not to pull the "women are" thing in here in hopes that she was regularly off her shit.

I lol'd hard first watch, then thought it could go a BIT faster.
It's a nice little decoration to have around your house, instead of those corny ass music boxes.

You sound like a very passionate lover.

When I was little I picked up a cigarette that someone had thrown on the ground and took a nice drag.
No girls would ever come near me again because of my stank breath though...

At 7/28/09 03:02 AM, meow wrote: I can't wait to have kids!!!

Are you 19, or 40?
Anyway, i'd name my kid Adam, assuming it's a boy.
If not, i'd let the mother name it when she wakes up.

At 5/5/09 06:12 AM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote: Sweeney Todd - One of the few musicals I like. It's just a fun movies I guess and fabulous acting. Basically I just love psychotic like characters that are fueled with revenge.

So now you're a crazed serial killer?

"Japan is so asom, i'm going to steal 10 bucks from my parents, buy a plane ticket, go there, get a wife, and when I turn 12, i'll even get a job in a factory making plastic spoons for 3 dongs a day."

Be a hero all you want. You still get shit for beating up on kids.
What you did was right. Dannee however is looking at some jail time.

At 5/5/09 03:27 AM, MercatorMap wrote:

At 5/5/09 03:24 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:

At 5/5/09 03:20 AM, MercatorMap wrote: Ahem, handjobs.

Well then you're going to get

SWINE FLU.

That's only if you are a dirty fuck who doesn't bother to wash his hands.

Well just who do you think is giving out the hand jobs then?

Wow. I may have enough money to actually go.

Time to sell my tight anus on street corners to pay for a ticket.

At 4/26/09 11:40 AM, JSSKFF wrote:

At 4/26/09 09:31 AM, ifureadthisdie wrote:

At 4/26/09 09:07 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

also undeniable proof that Jade has a penis :3

Thanks for the fap material. :D

I WANT THAT, FUCK ME

i want your steaming red cock in me

Her cock is steaming?

And red, apparently.

At 4/26/09 11:33 AM, ColdRicePudding wrote: wow that's just as cool as the Flying Deer!!

+1000 point animal bonus!

At 4/26/09 11:31 AM, TequilaMockingbird69 wrote: Maybe its because you're a dumbass.

And you didn't give any details on what it was you're arguing about. Except "Economy"

Hay guise, my friend and I were arguing over cookies.
so wich makes more sense, yes or no?

Either way, your argument makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

At 4/26/09 11:22 AM, Bassanova-001 wrote: My dad thinks it might have been an operator or something like that.

Operator... FROM HELL!

please hold while we connect your soul...

By picking up your phone to see the call, you fate has been sealed.
You're fucked.

Epic photoshop thread is epic.

At 4/26/09 12:16 AM, galatea1 wrote: At 4/26/09 12:07 AM, Tykwa wrote

it isnt the best idea to suddenly jump up in front of them, or at all, considering I am the one who magically sheds all the blankets and covers in the morning, and says hello morning wood.

LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!

Seinfeld quote

I don't know how you guys walk with those things!

With much confidence, thank you.

Why can't they seperate the sex pigs with the food pigs? Now I can't eat my bacon bits.

Crop it frame by frame. Image ready is where it's at.

At 4/26/09 10:35 AM, doubleone wrote: How to forum, sir.

You're stupid. Shut up.

What is it that you are trying to say?

Twisted Uterus.
What do I win?

Ah don't worry. He's off duty! It's just replacement pending!

I haven't seen a flash submission with those ads on it yet. I don't think they have the balls.

They're just ugly. I wanna grab them by the neck and shave their heads when I see it.

At 4/26/09 10:01 AM, gizmo12345 wrote: we all thought china was out of our system forever. WRONG!, i just found this ad, turns out tom still sold some adspace to china

Chairman Fulp gains most honorable win. Giggle.

It looks like what the media tells me it looks like.

At 4/21/09 01:33 AM, RedDreadSky wrote: From what I've seen, the argument for or against whether this condition can lead to any sort of future for this child. And it isn't very practical.

Yeah I agree. It kinda decides itself when the baby can't breath on its own.

You're still going to die when you try to poop it out.