Today the toilet paper.
Tomorrow THE WORLD!

That's because, obviously, they do.

At 9/4/09 05:05 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: There is no alternative to vagina besides vagina

And ice cream.

I got through about a minute of it.
Can't I just claim the title of average user with a smaller than normal sized cawk?

Violence definitely.
I don't want the kids to grow up pussies, but you can't kill someone with your cock.

unless you know what you're doing.

Sounds better than it looks.
Because it sounds like a good idea, but it looks just stupid.

He's too busy ruling the world.
Have you tried Wade?

I made $150.25 usd this year giving advice.

Sit down, this will only take a second.

10.16 seconds.
I have disgraced my famiry.

You should really title your topis a little better, so people know what it is you're asking, so they have time to whip up a nice response.

As for your question, no, I don't. I don't even know what alluc.org is.

What I just watched was distasteful, predictable, and poorly animated.
Besides, I don't even have a cell phone.

Try threatening her with the cops.
Set up a video camera and show the tape to America's funniest home videos.

I mean the police

And here I was thinking it was because of an actual REAL problem.
Silly me.

At 8/10/09 10:39 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: 1. Don't be a socially awkward fucktard.
2. Get laid.

1 and a half worked for me.

At 8/10/09 02:14 AM, Jon4life wrote:

At 8/10/09 01:46 AM, RHiiNO wrote: People should stop posting sex threads, we all know there all full of shit.

Yeah, I heard that sex isn't real.

It's real, but nobody knows anything about this "sechs."

Oh cool, this is an anime discussion forum now?

After a while, I forget it's playing, if the record doesn't get stuck playing the same part over and over and over.

At 8/10/09 03:44 AM, BlammerReviewer wrote: It doesn't have to be food it could be:
*technology
* work without getting paid
* go without furniture Or
* no talking

So you want me to sit in a box and suck my thumb for 40 hours?

I wear boxers, and get that embarrassment whenever I get a boner, but it feels better than if you got one with tightey whiteys.

I do wish I still had a pair though. I could use a full on ass hug.

At 8/7/09 06:49 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Some guy named his pet Grizzly Brutus.

That is awesome!
I wanna get an exotic pet, like a mountain lion or something and name it Grizzly Brutus.
Or something to that manly theme.

At 8/10/09 07:46 AM, fastdrew wrote:

At 8/10/09 07:45 AM, He-Who-Never-Was wrote: Next year is my last year of high school.

Last chance to get laid.

Or, another chance to get laid, if you're not a complete waste of space.

At 8/10/09 09:50 AM, franktrapanistudios wrote: Toko bitch :)

I hear Toko is quite beautiful this time of year.

From Powerpuff guys to TankMen. Amazing.
I don't even know if the original site had any content. Just saying it did, but not delivering anything.

Not on Newgrounds.
If anyone really wanted to burn my ass, they would look back into my post history to a point where I was fucking retarded.

You want to look now.

I have no other contact with the outside world.

If they're so serious shit, why haven't I heard of them?

At 7/31/09 03:57 AM, Jonners wrote: I just found the ad funny in the context.

I just pissed myself giggling for the first time.

We sell biscuits.

At 8/4/09 05:54 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: apparently some people get really offended by your mom jokes. Shouldn't have done that... At least he didn't punch me in the face, so I don't have a black eye. But he punched me multiple times in the arm and I got sent to the nurse.

That just means it worked.
Extra points for telling it at school.

Why do you keep hurting yourself like this?

At 7/27/09 06:36 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I win!

I was actually trying not to pull the "women are" thing in here in hopes that she was regularly off her shit.