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Well if the outbreak occured far far away and TV and stuff tell us to stay lerted and stuff like this, I guess I would drive out to get as much food, water ,weapons and ammunition as I can. Afterwards I would tell my closests friends and of course my family to get into our house, bringing all their important stuff and then we would barriade our house. We would make sure everybody is armed and has plenty of ammuntion to defend himself in a case of emergency. Then we would make a plan on how much everybody is allowed to eat and drink everyday, so we can hold on a couple of weeks. All we can do afterwards is positioning one guard on the roof of our house and wait for anybody to come and help us.

Of course you would never have enough time to do all this. If it would occure right in my city or net to it. I would just grab the good old hunting rifle of my dad, our 9mm, all the ammo we have for both, as well as all food and water. Then I would destroy our stairs ( they are fucking easy to destroy) and just sit on the top of our roof and sniping zombies for fun :)

I didn't notice it until now, either :D

But I don't think it's such a big change that you need to get used to it....

Congratulations..... now go and be a good uncle :)

Hell this really is old. It was funyn back then when I was 6 and heard it first.

Lol... Hannibal the Strangely Proportioned Little Willy

:Not true.....totally.....not:

I fucking love this guy. He is my most favourite actor in the world. Why did he do this?

First time was a couple of days after i turned 16. So I guess 16 it is :p

Well it's all in your head. I mean the story is a total hoax. The picture is drawn by a famous artist and not by an asian girl which killed herself. If you know all that stuff it's not even half as scary as it's supposed to be. Plus the music in the background is creepy, too. Turn off the music and it's just like a normal portrait of a blue eyed girl. Seriously I could look at that picture forever.

In Germany there's a city called " Tuntenhausen" which means ( poorly translated) " Fag's Home"

Worst rhyme ever :D:D:D

Yes they do.....

Well actually in Germany it's 9:15 AM here and I'm sitting in school right now :) that's what keeps me awake.

My head hurts now.......are you crazy btw? :p

At 8/21/07 02:25 AM, Reejexx wrote: A fla. file is your basic root flash file. It's the file where you can open it with flash and edit the current fla. file

A swf. file is the published, or exported file of flash, the final version if you must.

These are all just basic detentions of the files themselves.

Don't bother to post the movie on Newgrounds if you've only spent 5 hours on it, No offense, but it won't last long. Read some tutorials and get the know the program first dude, it's the only way for your movie to survive.

/signed :p

No seriously. I own flash for like 2 month now and all I did was playing around with it and making a bit of Art and animation or reading tutorials to get to know all the things you can do with flash. Right now, after nearly 3 month of learning I START to think about a first little project. I mean, starting right of and then working 5 hours on an animation or a game won't bring you anywhere. Start of in small steps and don't expect to much, since you are just a beginner. If you feel comfortable with animating, start of with small animations. Like 10 seconds or sth, but try them to get them as good as you can do them. And then work your way up.

But the most imnportant thing is: NEVER EVER GIVE UP!
It may be a long way, but it's worth it :)

Good luck

Well I guess it all depends. In religious ways suicide is a sin and is one of the most horrible things you can do. On the other hand, life is something special. Just think about how low chances are that you actually get born. I mean, what if your father or mother decided to marry someone else. You wouldn't be there. We can also get back further. What if same happened with your grandfather or your grandmother. Your dad or your mum wouldn't be there, which means you wouldn't exist either. What I actually want to say is that life is so special it shouldn't get wasted. The ones who waste it by killing themselves don't deserve to live. i know this sounds harsh but in my opinion nothing should bring you down in your life. I had many situations like that, where I was sad or even depressive, but I would never waste the biggest present in the world, which is actually my life. I always think: "that person who killed himself, instead of him there could have been someone else who would have been thankfull for his life and would have been happy. But that person didn't even get the chance to get to know what living is all about, because someone else exists instead of him and then kills himself.

I hope you guys are not to lazy to read that shit :p

Everything from WaCom is good :)
I own one, too and all I can say is that it is fantastic. Go for it , 'cause you can't do anything wrong ;)

I would use this move on a girl. Jump to the end of the movie on like 1:30.
I call this move: The Tit Twister

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8i6kUI-
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That's exactly what i wanted. Thank you very much dude :)

Well I hope this questions wasn't already asked, but anyway. Whats the code for human flesh

Well if you don't want to drive or are scared to drive, then just don't do it. But how in gods name did you pass your driving exam then?

At 8/16/07 10:48 AM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: You can always try again you know, never lose hope, if you do lose hope, well it doesn't matter.

I will never lose hope....the only thing I will lose if I fail to often is a shitload of money :p

At 8/16/07 09:09 AM, DEAR-DIARY wrote: Get your eyes checked.
And shut the fuck up.

My eyes are already checked which shows that you have an IQ of -3 cause otherwise you would know that it is necessary to check your eyes before taking driving lessons.

Well I can do it again in 2 weeks. What happened today was not normal. I never had this before. I was never nervous cause of school exams or sth. I wasn't even nervous before I started to drive. Right in the moment the instructor said: "You can start now." I nearly pissed my pants. i didn't know what was wrong with me.

My instructor is a man.......I mean....maybe.....but......naaaaaah

Just buy it dude. It's a bit expensive but better than beeing illegal right? ;)

....to get my fucking driving license. Bullshit guys! I drove perfectly in every fucking lesson and then on the day of my exam, or however u call it, I was so nervous I didn't even manged to drive straight ahead.
Fuck this. This sucks. Do you agree?

Jessica Alba anyone?

The only thing that's missing is the rest of the face :P

I, personally really like how much detail you put in those eyes. Looks pretty good.

That was fucking funny :p

Clock Day = Good Day

At 8/15/07 03:07 PM, Naterkix wrote:

Nope, get something cheap like Sothink or buy Flash on Ebay.

Which of their programs allows me to draw and animate a movie?

With Flash you can animate movies, but it's quite expensive. Or just go for the 30 day trial version. Just goggle for it.

An alternative would ne LiveSwif (sp?)

It doesn't cost anything at all, but sucks ass.