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Author Search Results: 'Bionic-Zain'

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Topic: Happy 420!

Posted: 04/20/08 02:02 PM

Forum: General

420 is hitlers birthday as well

20 April 1889


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Topic: Genital Mutilation

Posted: 04/02/08 11:41 PM

Forum: General

Well since i would probably get divorced because of my Damaged soldier I would proceed to murder a person to se them for a donor penis. then proceed to do porn as Peter manglecock


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Topic: What Rock Icon do you want to meet?

Posted: 04/02/08 12:55 AM

Forum: General

Adam Dutkiewicz from killswitch
Kerry king from Slayer
and the lead singer of maroon five. just to laugh at his tears.


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Topic: My girlfriend is pregnat.

Posted: 03/29/08 02:36 PM

Forum: General

steal the baby and sell it to gypsies. Gypsies love babies....


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Topic: Get back at Paris Hilton!

Posted: 03/26/08 05:27 PM

Forum: General

I really don't think she will notice Paris hilton is so self absorbed and if she (the fat girl) gets kicked off the show then the show will be canceled. which means poor lil paris will not get that extra coke and booze money.


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Topic: my princibal is a fag

Posted: 02/14/08 07:33 PM

Forum: General

If you had actually spent time paying attention in class You wouldn't get detention and you would know how to spell properly.

jackass


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Topic: proof 1 does not equal 1

Posted: 02/14/08 07:24 PM

Forum: General

proof Bacon does equal tasty.

Bacon + bacon x bacon -bacon + (bacon x bacon x bacon) = tasty


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Topic: Divorce

Posted: 01/26/08 09:42 PM

Forum: General

well surprisingly noone has mocked you yet. Divorce sucks. but sometimes its for the best.


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Topic: I never knew...

Posted: 01/26/08 11:53 AM

Forum: General

Tenacious d is not the greatest band in the world. they are Just a tribute.

anyway look up the song double team.


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Topic: I kicked a puppy

Posted: 01/22/08 09:22 PM

Forum: General

my dog has parvo he's in the vet hospital, and your telling me you kicked your dog. I hope your hit by a buick.


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Topic: Suspended... + more

Posted: 01/22/08 08:59 PM

Forum: General

I never said you wouldn't ever make money.. I just said I hope you end up like that.

if your happy with making ok money working on cars you go right ahead. But all I'm saying is you could do a lot cooler things if you stopped doing all the stupid shit. Don't get me wrong I smoked some pot back in the day. and I still currently drink like a fish. but I have a pristine record. only a no seatbelt ticket on my record. so Yeah, I do know what i'm talking about. once your curlies grow in you'll get what I'm saying.

but it's your life.


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Topic: List 10 Random Songs of ya Playlist

Posted: 01/22/08 08:53 PM

Forum: General

1. Bad Religion - 21st Century (Digital Boy) (2:46)
2. The Union Underground - South Texas Deathride (3:24)
3. Anberlin - Readyfuels (3:37)
4. Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl (3:21)
5. Sugarcult - Memory (3:46)
6. Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey (2:37)
7. Tool - The Pot (6:21)
8. Yellowcard - Way Away (3:22)
9. the verve - bittersweet symphony (5:56)
10. AFI - Total Immortal (2:44)


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Topic: The new Batman movie will be fine.

Posted: 01/22/08 08:48 PM

Forum: General

I know It was my back.. :)

hardest acting gig of my life I had to study his back and then become his back.


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Topic: Suspended... + more

Posted: 01/22/08 08:43 PM

Forum: General

I honestly hope you get caught again. and hope you get charged. so you have no hope of getting federal financial aid for school. and your life will involve working in a fruit packing warehouse with a bunch of illegals making minimum wage.

dumbass


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Mad as Hell

Topic: Heath ledger died...

Posted: 01/22/08 08:39 PM

Forum: General

and if because of this they postpone or scrap the new batman movie. I'm gonna kill Hollywood. all of it.


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Topic: If Gods sends me to hell...

Posted: 01/20/08 08:55 PM

Forum: General

if god sends me to hell I'm gonna be like...

wait wait wait... there IS an afterlife!!!!!!

so killing all those babies was a Bad thing to do...


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Topic: Draw Internet

Posted: 01/20/08 02:59 PM

Forum: General

now that.....

doesn't sound o delicious


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Topic: Draw Internet

Posted: 01/20/08 02:27 PM

Forum: General

internet

I tastes delicious

Draw Internet


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Topic: Things I've learned from NG's.

Posted: 01/06/08 03:27 PM

Forum: General

/|/G@ wut?

all I have learned from my many years on ng is how to lose brain function and not to post a film that doesn't have at least 22 hours worth of work put into it.


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Topic: Worst way to die?

Posted: 01/06/08 03:17 PM

Forum: General

right before an orgasm with an extremely attractive stripper


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Topic: W00t?

Posted: 12/11/07 10:29 PM

Forum: General

My g0d r u l1k3 s3ri0UZ???

ok now that I got that out of my system.

Whats hilarious is this type of encryption or "code" has been used for at least 6 years. I think it just sums up how repetitive 2007 was to 2006 as that was to 2005.


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Topic: Christmas Lists

Posted: 12/02/07 12:50 PM

Forum: General

I have asked for one thing. from every single person I know.

Cash. I need to raise 479 dollars to get two teeth pulled. One which is a wisdom tooth. I hate my shitty dental insurance


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Topic: Asda

Posted: 12/02/07 12:33 PM

Forum: General

Fuck asda fuck eclairs fuck that fuck you fuck him fuck her.

Gimme a blueberry crepe.

and a bar of soap. I need to wash out my mouth now, :)


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Topic: I had sex...

Posted: 12/02/07 12:30 PM

Forum: General

But you see the problem is when you start getting sex regularly.... you start losing money, freedom, and the ability to choose when you fall asleep.

trust me. thats why i'm awake right now.


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Topic: vista network issues

Posted: 09/07/07 12:10 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

So I am having a bit of an issue. we have a wirless lan setup in my house that I share with my gf and two roomates. and a slew of other laptop toting geeks coming through our house.

Our issue is this. we just got a computer with vista and every other computer that comes through is running xp. So i was wondering is it just the fact that it is different operating systems and if it is, is there a way around this besides installing xp on the station with vista. Or if there are other alternative problems that may bring this problem up.

The station does connect to the internet but that is the wireless router, but it does not detect the other stations running xp.


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Topic: Worst movie

Posted: 09/03/07 10:59 PM

Forum: General

13 going on thirty..... My girlfriend persuaded me to watch it by promising sexual acts only seen in porno's


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Topic: Anti- Newgrounds Thread

Posted: 09/03/07 10:52 PM

Forum: General

basically I 'll give you an update of what happened

and there you go.


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Topic: I just watched Titanic.

Posted: 09/02/07 04:35 PM

Forum: General

that fat lazy whore couldn't move over and give him some fucking space on the door. or let him go off and find another door plank chest something.


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Topic: Best Known New Users

Posted: 09/02/07 03:06 PM

Forum: General

Hmmm... not seen nor heard huh... i suppose i'll go cut off my fingers


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Topic: This is The Zodiac Killer speaking

Posted: 09/02/07 02:31 PM

Forum: General

lol sweet can you take out cancer and taraus. I hate those zodiac signs.


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