At 9/2/09 11:34 PM, boloneyman wrote:

To be fair though, when that kid is selling he is gambling he won't get caught. No one forced him to do it, and he knows that it is illegal.

Mkay, So how do we fix this? We legalize marijuana. So that the kid doesn't have to enter "The biz", And people can buy weed in safe places, Where their lives can't get ruined. I call these safe places "stores".

At 9/2/09 09:37 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

How? You can save a life, in the long run you can stop potential drug related thefts and violence...I just said, and you're giving no points to argue, simply stating ITS NOT DA SAMEE YAAARRGHH.

Let's say he were to file a complaint about a sixteen year old kid selling a bag of weed? If he were to get arrested, He could possibly be expelled from school. If he gets expelled, There is a good chance he isn't going to get into college, Or at least a good college. This could ruin his entire life.

So in this case, Snitching destroyed a young mans life. Snitching hurt a young man, More than the drug itself did. To say snitching is a helpful thing to do is just stupid.

You should've jerked off in her pizza!

Teach her a lesson about being a bitch.

At 8/22/09 03:50 PM, milinko959 wrote: I'm sorry, explain to me what is wrong with falling in love?

Nothing, Nothing at all, But using "Love" as a marketing technique is very wrong.
Trying to use the emotion "Love" in front of little girls to make a shit ton of money is wrong. You know, I know it, And everyone else knows it. That is what is so Fucked up about Disney, And all the companies that do the same.

Love should be something beautiful, Not an invisible product. Selling "Love" Is just to easy.

Yeah, He yells "Get me out of this pig you asshole!"

He Is just a naughty dick, Isn't he?

This shit is older than the internet, Please use the search bar.

My sponge bob. Who likes it?

At 8/12/09 04:55 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 8/11/09 02:09 PM, JKMonkey wrote: I agree, what students/employees do outside of work is none of the schools/employers business, i could understand if someone was doing drugs in school/work, then that would make sense, but why should someone get penalized for doing drugs in the privacy of their own home?

Except the fact it's illegal

Women voting was once illegal, Are you saying that is bad to?

Also what does quartering soldiers in others homes, During a time of war have to do with drug test?

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At 8/12/09 05:25 PM, Evark wrote:

Nothing like women to drive interest in being social.

WHAT!? Women are driving now? What has the world come to?

Ginger ale, And lemon lime soda?

At 8/3/09 04:07 PM, Upyourface wrote:

At 8/3/09 04:07 PM, AngryBanana wrote: 28 Days Later/28 Weeks Later.

28 Weeks Later is more depressing, so I like it more.

Indeed! These are great films but i think the first one is better.

Yeah I liked the first one a lot more. as for the OP, Make your animation fast paced, I hate it when zombies move slow as hell.

One time when I was on the bus there was a forty year old man sitting next to me. He had a long coat on, And I couldn't tell if he was wearing pants or not. He was eating a subway foot long, But it didn't seem like that big of a deal So I stayed in my seat, Then he leaned over to me and said with a mouthful

It's like an orgasm in the mouth!

Post pictures of your wife!

Also I like April.

Wait, they where carrying A bong with them? Fucking stupid kids. If I was that big dude I would've stabbed them for being fucking stupid.

Not on general, Only Ng staff can post porn anywhere. YOU can post tits in the art forum, Only if it is actually art, Not just tits.

Also if you link to pictures of tits, Or cock... Then you must warn people it is NSFW.

Your mom. That would be epic.

At 7/31/09 09:18 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Firstly, You can call the police on the cunt, cause she is harassing. BUT do not say anything about the nudes, cause if she sent them to your brother or w/e, he is also in posession of CP, and then if you say something, he is going down, as well as who evers name is on the legal contract for the phone(if she sent picture msgs). If she sent the shit in emails, don't mention it, cause he would then be in possession of it, even though she sent it to him.

Wait, What?
So let me get this straight, some crazy 13 Year old chick can send Pictures of herself naked to random people, And the people she is sending the picture to can't call the police about it, Because they are in possession of child pornography? That sounds like bull shit to me.

At 7/31/09 11:28 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:

Also, this thread inspired me to whip some fries of my own:

What is that mysterious Blue drank in your cup?

I HAVE to buy some.

That's because your family is fat like Micky, So they just sound like that.

At 7/30/09 02:27 AM, gt44coder wrote:

The fight for survival is the most meaningless act.

Well, By all means give up the fight for survival. Go lay down in the street.

We would enjoy life much, MUCH more.

The solution is not for the school to fire the teachers. It's for you to just fuck your teacher like a real man.

The website seems to suck. Try getting rid of it!

I did laugh at the first comic though...

At 5/30/05 12:21 AM, SKS wrote: Night my ho's, I'm going to get my pimp sleep.

Damn dude, How long did you sleep?

You look high as hell in those pictures! Were you?

Yes he does.

It's okay If your gay...

We all know elios is.

Every time I look at RKthrilla's axe I get a boner.

Wait Rkthrilla doesn't get on Newgrounds... Does he?

Way to share a private message to you, From a girl who wrote it while she was on her death bed... With the internet.

Wait get that black marker and go over that shit! Better for your parents to see that.

Get a crayon/marker that comes close to your wall color and go over it.
Not a permanent solution,But it should work for now... Or try taking a poster on your room and putting it over that.