You've talked me into it.

From now on, I'm replacing 'noob' with 'cock sauce'.

Guffaw!

He's not really dead.

At 2/20/04 11:29 AM, eastbayxhardcore wrote: I don't have 600 bucks for Photoshop, so this is in MSPaint. And I know, it looks terrible. But I _really_ needed something to do. So here it is.

Go to ibackups.net for cheap Photoshop and other Adobe stuff. Full software titles - Photoshop 7 for $79.95 or Photoshop CS for $99.95. At first I thought it had to be a rip, but finally decided to try it and the shit really works. You can download it and use it immediately. For and extra $20 they send you a CD just in case your download gets fucked up. They even have the full version of Macromedia Studio MX with Flash, Dreamweaver and all that bullshit for only $69.95.

('m not trying to pimp the site because I have something to do with it -- I just ran across it not long ago and couldn't believe the prices. Tryin' to share the wealth....)

More cowbell and more blow-up dolls.

yeah, that's it.

At 1/23/04 10:09 PM, mighty_potato wrote:

At 1/23/04 10:07 PM, Mindgamer wrote: John Candy was in Vaction with Chevy Chase

Christmas Vacation with Julia Louise Dryphus

Juliette Lewis was in Cape Fear

agree

more cowbell

At 1/23/04 10:00 PM, Mindgamer wrote:

At 1/23/04 09:55 PM, Mojimbo wrote:

At 1/23/04 09:54 PM, KamAsh707 wrote: charlies angels cameron diaz

Gangs of New York with Leonardo DiCaprio

"Catch me if you can" with Tom Hanks

Splash with John Candy

Hungry?

BOO!

Piss in some balloons, then toss 'em. Nice splatter effect that's tough to clean up.

Next year has been the Cubs motto for nearly a century...

...and counting! Hahahahahahahaha!

Alec "Beat My Wife" Baldwin is trying to tell me how to live my life? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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At 9/12/03 01:36 PM, DangerAllAround wrote: yeah it sucks that joh ritter dies,really funny guy

You're right. I'm going to sit around with a box of Kleenex and cry about it all day long. Thanks for enlightening me.

John Rittter isn't dead! It's just a big misunderstanding due to eavesdropping.

1. Saddam's alleged attempt to buy uranium from Niger was not the reason we went to war.
2. If you don't think Saddam was trying to attain nukes for a long period of time, you're nutty.
3. The fact that the allegation was in the State of the Union had zero bearing on wheter or not we were going to war or whether more or less people would have died.
4. See UN Resolution 1441 for more clarification.

This whole mountain out of a mole hill is simply a red herring. Libs are simply trying to play the gotcha game. They've tried to feign outrage over so many non-issues that have fizzled but now they finally think they've got a little traction on something. Tip to libs: read the story about the Boy Who Cried Wolf.

At 5/19/03 09:34 AM, underground_racoon wrote: Just check out my pic (not on my profile) I know i'm just copying points of authority but shes female (well duh...) but only females reply please

If you get a decent haircut and stop wearing make-up, you might be presentable.

If your Dad is that much of a hardass, he sounds like the kind of guy who would definitely side with you on this one. Explain calmly, rationally that you believe this younger kid is gay and has been trying to touch you a lot. You didn't want to be a rat, so you let it slide for a while. But when he grabbed your ass, it was the final straw.

Most father's biggest fears (or one of them) is that their son will turn out gay. If you explain that you are trying to stop gay advances toward you, he should be with you 100%. Once you can get your dad on your side, the pricinpal will cave like a cheap card table. Schools are simply terrified of lawsuits (not that it would come to that).

If all else fails and you still get max punishment, I'd tell your parents and your assistant principal that since they've advocated it by their actions, you will begin grabbing plenty of chick's asses from now on. After all, it's not a punishable offense according to the way they've handled the situation, right?

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At 5/16/03 05:11 PM, Redmenace363 wrote: I can't believe this bullshit. There's this little fag at my school, in the grade below me. He's a fag and since I'm so hot he feels he has to touch me somehow every time he passes me in the hallway.

And the ways he touches me are quite varied. He usually touches my hand, or arm, or back or something, and every time he does i tell him to cut it out, and then i tell him to fuck off.

Today was different. As I was walking out of lunch, I feel something touch my ass, I turn around and guess who's there. I grab him and slam him into a locker, walk away.

At the end of the day, he passes me again and says "Hey, Geo, What's up?!" and grabs my arm. At this point I was walking into my classroom, holding the door open, and I stupidly remark, "Fuck you".

My fag teacher hears this and sends me down to the office, where my fag assistant principal decrees that I get an in-school suspension on Monday.

WTF?!?!! Over something so small?!?! Talk about over-reacting.

Now I have to wait and see if they'll call my dad tonight so he can excercise his right to corporal punsihment, or they can call him on Monday, in which case I can spend the whole weekend dreading Monday evening.

FUCK.

Did you tell your assistant principal why you said 'fuck'? I guarantee you that they would take sexual harrassment a hell of a lot more serious than the F-word. You have a right to go to school without getting molested between classes. Stand up for yourself and don't let the little prick get away with it. Tell the whole story to your parents too. You'll go from being in trouble to being felt sorry for and---if your Dad has any balls--he'll be putting an end to the grope-fest once and for all.

He'd make a hell of an Amway salesman.

Bubba was the most corrupt president of modern times.

Pro-Resolution Enforcement

What's the difference between a girls track team and a bunch of smart midgets?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

At 5/7/03 08:50 AM, Dark_SON wrote: I'm on for more than 2 weeks and all I have to say is PUKE.

Most users are annoying attention whores or some other kind of sluts. I hope you all burn in hell. I'll try to bring this site down with some help.

BYE, I'll maybe come back but only to see this site go down.

Don't let the modem hit you on the ass on the way out.

At 4/29/03 05:58 PM, raiders_kill_all wrote: tinky winky seems gay and has a purse yet is a guy. Is he gay??

People that start Teletubby threads: Gay or Straight??

My vote says poop chute raider.

Found a good way to save some $$. Just flip a used condom inside out. Two for one!

Story in the Denver Post about hiker trapped in avalanche having to amputate his own arm in order to escape. Freakish!

Man amputates self

My uncle is a cheap fucker. I was visiting him once and he took me to a movie. (We both paid for ourselves) Then when we got in the theater, he told me to follow him. We went down to the side exits by the front of the theater. He had me hold the fire exit door open a crack for him while he went back out, got a refund and snuck back around to the door. The worst part is that I'm poor and he's loaded.

She obviously didn't follow the golden rule of suicide. Pass on this valuable information to her.