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This is the story of a girl. I loved her first, but eventually we had to go our seperate ways. While arguing I screamed "Come on Eileen!" She turned and said, "Hi, my name isJessica?" And I replied, "Oops, I did it againdidn't I?" and she shook her head, telling me to just shut up. She always hadfaith, so I figure she simplyleft me for Jesus.

Thatain't that hard to tell...or do.

...what...in the hell is that?

...KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

At 10/10/10 04:44 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: I'm sorry, but I have given you numerous responses to the same questions you originally posed, and you just do not seem to understand.

Maybe you just suck at giving a clear opinion.

Reiteration will get me nowhere, and I strongly urge that you work on your debating/comprehension skills prior to engaging in an argument.

Debate team captain. We won lots. :D

The first thing you need to do in a dispute is see the other person's side of the story/their opinion.
You are unable to do so.

Because you failed to accurately explain your opinion. Instead, you presume everyone to simply understand everything you say. Perhaps you should explain what one's 'first sexual experience' is instead of thinking it should be common knowledge. Common knowledge would dictate this to be a masturbationary subject, or at the very least a conscious thought of attraction.

After you see where the opposing argument has its roots, and understand why someone believes something over the way you believe it, will you be able to attempt to reach common ground and have a discussion.

I see the roots of your argument, and when I present you with things that should be within your grasp of understanding, you ignore them. This conversation is over.

The conversation is over because you have given incorrect answers to my right and wrong questions. The frustration you're feeling at my 'lack of understanding' is in fact the frustration you feel about not being considered right to what you personally feel is exceedingly simple to comprehend. You stated before it was your opinion. I wasn't trying to debunk an opinion, I was discussing it. You took it to be a debate because I was not agreeing with you. Please learn to not be so defensive. Realize when someone questions your opinion, it doesn't necessitate debate/argument. I wonder, therefore, how you see roots in my argument when I'm not making one.

At 10/9/10 11:52 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 10/9/10 11:51 PM, Matkingos wrote: Wtf is the infinity gauntlet? I have never acquired such a thing, however, I have acquired the orb of random teleportation, and the helmet of random transfusion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Infinit y_Gauntlet

Bah you bastard, I clicked that link and went on a goddamned nerd trip. I now know WAY too much about Thanos, The Hulk, and The Warlock.

At 10/7/10 06:29 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Seriously, go die.

Oh? And whom do you prefer FBI? The fantastic rambling monologues and voice overs of Morgan Freeman? ;P

At 10/10/10 04:11 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 10/10/10 03:54 AM, BigLundi wrote: After being straight their whole life FIRST?

Does this not prove to you that your sexual preference is exactly that.... a preference?

No, because why else would they 'become' gay? If they started with ,and were doing heterosexual things their whole life, why else, other than they must be naturally homosexual, would the start to deviate and do homosexual behavior?

Are you that ignorant? If so, I'm not going to continue this conversation with you.
A sexual experience can be defined as anything that attracts you to the opposite sex in a sexual manner. This occurs long before masturbation, and often conscious thought as well. Most of it is interaction with sub-conscious feelings.

So like how I referred to my pre-sexual knowledge step brother and sister.

Yeah, but if I were gay I'd really not enjoy heterosexual sex. And if I were straight I really wouldn't enjoy my homosexual experience.

You wouldn't know the difference.

No, but I'd know I'm not enjoying myself.

You are telling me right now, that you breathe air, because you were made to breathe oxygen.
But you wouldn't enjoy breathing carbon-dioxide if we were made to breathe carbon dioxide.

Yes I would, because if I didn't, I'd die. I'd snort carbon dioxide all day long, because that's how I was made.

I'm sorry, but your level of intelligence is severely lacking. I have no problems answering questions you may have about my opinions on homosexuality, but honestly.... If you are unable to grap simple concepts, whether you agree with them or not... this conversation is pointless.

Please don't revert to accusations of mental degredation, it only invalidates your argument's character.

Or that your brain tells you is attractive, which can be either sex.

And most of the thoughts in our brain come from external stimuli.

Most, not all. If someone sees a man and woman together, who both look decent for their respective sex, and they seem to enjoy the look of the same sex more, what would you call that?

My 6 year old step sister has a crush on my best friend. She knows nothing about sex, whatsoever. All she knows is she's attracted to him. My 8 year old step brother on the other hand, is WAY too into Lady Gaga, and prefers to spend long hours having...me...tutor him, than my mother. It's not a family thing, and I hardly know the kid, so it's not a friendship thing. Before you ask my mom has known this kid for several more YEARS than I have, and he still prefers to be around me.

Again, neither kid knows jack shit about sex, but they DO know what they're attracted to, which can be either gay or straight.

...and imo, it is based on their upbringing/experiences. Is it that hard to grasp?

They had no sexual upbringing, and no sexual experiences. Didn't you get that from my "They know nothing at all about sex" comment? In fact, my step brother SHOULD prefer females, as his mother states how horrible men are regularly to him, by your definition. IF he's been brought up sexually at all, it's that men are bad. Why then, before his natural rebellious age, does he still prefer the company of men?

If you are unable to see the point/validity in the opposing party's argument, regardless of your beliefs, you honestly bring nothing to the discussion table except what you perceive in your mind to be correct.

If you are unable to accurately depict what I'm saying, then you have no right to claim I have no ability to see what YOU are saying.

I am a very open-minded individual, and I am trying to see things your way, however you are taking things I have stated and very poorly are trying to debunk them.

I'm asking questions that you can't seem to answer, if you believe I'm debunking you, even poorly, that's on you. I'm making no such attempts.

At 10/10/10 04:02 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 10/10/10 03:53 AM, walterwagner wrote: Does OP hate it because he's scared that if he signs up hes gonna have like 5 friends?

This is my favorite facebook troll response.

HURR U DINT MAEK A FAICBOOK CUZ U HAEV NO FREEND

If you need to use the internet for friendships, you need to get a life, end of story.

I'm not saying people can't communicate on the internet and still be friends....
I'm saying that the best friendships are the ones where you physically interact with the person, irl.

The best relationships are ones where you talk and interact with your partner in real life.
Not add them on facebook, since you are too much of a pussy to talk to them irl.

Facebook is nothing more than a utility to give losers an ego boost.
You do not need a social networking site to reassure yourself of being popular/having friends.

It is an addicting problem that many youths are experiencing today.
Since the beginning of time, people have coveted a feeling of acceptance and belonging in society.
Facebook is nothing more than a vessel/a means of losers patting themselves on the back.

"Does OP hate it because he's scared that if he signs up hes gonna have like 5 friends?"
Do you have a facebook, because you know you are a douchebag who must get reassurance by having a number/index of people you communicate with up on a website?

Obvious troll feeding is obvious. Read the signs next time. I do NOT have a picture that says "Don't feed the trolls" but you understand the gist of what I am saying. If you have to say 5 times the amount the poster you're talking about is saying, you are feeding the troll.

On a side note, while typing this post, I recieved an email for natural male enhancement from Extenze.

Well, I posted, and I don't wanna seem like a non contributor who simply comments on other pictures, so here's my obligatory picture that looks like an abercrombie and Fitch catalogue audition.

That douchebag beard has never looked gayer.

At 10/10/10 03:46 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 10/10/10 03:41 AM, BigLundi wrote:

At 10/10/10 03:37 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

Nothing against homos here, either.

Honestly not 100% sure if this is a troll or not. So here goes.

If this were true, how do you account for the many supposdly 'straight' people who have sex with women for the longest time, then come out and admit that they're gay?

Some are ashamed of being shunned by society. Some develop homosexual tendencies over time.

After being straight their whole life FIRST?

What about when virgins find one sex more attractive than another sex?

Intercourse is almost NEVER the first sexual experience.

K, so what's the first? Masturbation? What are they masturbating to? If it's girls I'm gonna go ahead and say they're gonna turn out straight. And if it's guys they obviously find that stuff attractive anyhow, so again, seems more natural to me.

There's a perfectly good reason why in a natural enviornment, a male would have sex with another male. That reason is that they're gay. Naturally gay.

As I said before, homosexuality is derived from sexual experience.
If you were in an environment where it was you and another male, you would know nothing but homosexuality.
If you were in an environment where it was you and a female, you would know nothing but heterosexuality.

Yeah, but if I were gay I'd really not enjoy heterosexual sex. And if I were straight I really wouldn't enjoy my homosexual experience.

When you are in an environment with both, you find one or the other that you find to be suitable for your mate. This is influenced by your interaction with the choices, not innate.

Or that your brain tells you is attractive, which can be either sex.

My 6 year old step sister has a crush on my best friend. She knows nothing about sex, whatsoever. All she knows is she's attracted to him. My 8 year old step brother on the other hand, is WAY too into Lady Gaga, and prefers to spend long hours having...me...tutor him, than my mother. It's not a family thing, and I hardly know the kid, so it's not a friendship thing. Before you ask my mom has known this kid for several more YEARS than I have, and he still prefers to be around me.

Again, neither kid knows jack shit about sex, but they DO know what they're attracted to, which can be either gay or straight.

At 10/8/10 01:26 AM, Chronamut wrote: Just another day in the life of me.

and yes veiny arms - 0% body fat tends to do that to people.

So you are aware that you are unnaturally skinny. For the love of god go to an IHOP and gorge yourself.

At 10/8/10 05:03 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: I'm gay.

Who isn't gay for Cox? Just LOOK at the man.

I don't have time to post an honest opinion, I'm busy posting what I'm posting on Newgrounds on Facebook, and twittering that I just posted something on newgrounds.

At 10/10/10 03:37 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

Nothing against homos here, either.

Honestly not 100% sure if this is a troll or not. So here goes.

If this were true, how do you account for the many supposdly 'straight' people who have sex with women for the longest time, then come out and admit that they're gay? What about when virgins find one sex more attractive than another sex? There's a perfectly good reason why in a natural enviornment, a male would have sex with another male. That reason is that they're gay. Naturally gay.

At 10/9/10 03:34 PM, Mariojinx wrote:

At 10/9/10 03:31 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Because ebaumsworld can't compete anymore.

Geez, how many rivals did NG have?

To clarify, ebaumsworld was never a rival to NG. Basically, a flash artist made a video to an already existing song that encouraged everyone to rise up against ebaumsworld and stop watching it, as none of the videos on the site are original. All are stolen, all are retarded. It was never a rival, just a hated site.

Allow me to explain 4chan in layman's terms.

4chan is the leading source of internet meme's. This means that most of the annoying things ABOUT the internet tend to come from 4chan.

Also, if you were to ever go to 4chan, you would recieve such an utter explosion of retardation in any topic you might start, that your head might collapse in on itself. This is not because their users are stupid, far from it. This is an intentional self defense mechanism that it implemented whenever anyone new goes to 4chan. Ask a question? Expect perhaps one semi-serious answer out of 100 "lol ur gay"'s.

4chan has reached such infamy that their creator was brought to court as an 'expert witness' concerning what internet terms mean. The reason why is because 4chan actually started its own scandal concernign Mrs. Palin. One individual on the site's sommunity hacked her email, and leaked her information all over the forums, which was considered by her to be equivalent to Watergate. It wasn't, but whatever.

4chan is the ghetto of the internet community, go at your own risk, and expect viruses unless you're fully prepared with intricate defenses that government paid hackers couldn't figure out how to get past.

At 10/9/10 02:57 AM, Shabbo wrote: I'd be killed, as I'm technicly Asian.

No no no! Read their official site! They only want to be heard in the government....and take it over....and get rid of all the inferior races...

...

...Wel lthat doesn't mean they'll KILL you...

White and black.

...original, aye?

My work clothes. I work in a factory, like I care about changing.

At 10/8/10 06:52 PM, Gagsy wrote: They DO still exist you know.

Interesting...on their Requirements page, they state nothing about not being white. I want a black person to try to join....just for the hilarity of it all.

Why thank you for the input.

Personally, I rather enjoyed it.

At 10/8/10 09:16 PM, DarkMatter wrote:

At 10/8/10 05:10 PM, Bryan wrote: I love how someone is just sitting there filming it.

the chick filming it was yelling at the dudes to get him, she incited the violence. And filmed it, and now she's getting views on it.

She feels redeemed in the inciting by claiming to give the white man 'props'. This is the equivalent to making the cross symbol. Once done, you are forgiven for your transgressions...unless my ghetto sociology is rusty.

At 10/8/10 09:10 PM, DarkeSun wrote:

At 10/8/10 08:54 PM, BigLundi wrote: The following are the only currently known side effects to smoking marijuana: Higher appetite, relaxed muscles, and it is known to induce a feeling of sleepiness.

Couldn't the smoke give you cancer like cigarettes though cause pot gives off smoke too right? Not that I don't support the legalization of pot because I do but I would be slightly worried about the CO.

No. The chemical in cigarettes that causes decay within the lungs is not present in marijuana smoke.

Yup. Marijuana is more healthy than cigarettes.

The one on the right appears to have problems with her eyes. As to you, I suppose I could wish you a happy birthday...and then perhaps give you an I.O.U. card for a gift.

Hot...I suppose so. I've seen better to be honest, but she's a nerd girl, so that grants her bonus points with me.

I woudl have been far more impressed if he knocked all six of them out.

I enjoy anime. It is artistic, and usually full of meaning.

I enjoy otakus and their extensive knowledge of that which does not matter.

I enjoy watching endless debates about 'who would win in a fight'.

In short, I enjoy everything about it, but I do not love it.

Welcome to Just The Facts, with BigLundi.

The majority of people caught with posession of marijuana illegally are charged with misdemeanors, not felony charges. This is the source of the legalization argument that our prisons are overflowing with unnecessary marijuana arrests.

Marijuana, much like most products, changes its worth depending on supply and demand. Simply paying twice for what he should doesn't mean anything.

Home Grown marijuana is statistically stronger than regularly cultivated marijuana, meaning it would likely be more expensive, as well as rarer, as homes don't have the space to grow marijuana that large fields do.

Marijuana is the Mexican Cartel's main source of income.

Marijuana is realistically impossible to die from as a result of overdose, making it the safest drug in existence, as far as recommended usage goes.

Those high on marijuana do not hallucinate to the level that the media would like you to believe...your dog...will never talk to you...while you're simply smoking pot.

The following are the only currently known side effects to smoking marijuana: Higher appetite, relaxed muscles, and it is known to induce a feeling of sleepiness.

There you go. That's pretty much all you need to know about marijuana. I do not smoke marijuana, but I advocate both its use and legalization.

At 10/8/10 08:43 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 10/8/10 08:34 PM, BigLundi wrote: Cue several posters who believe themselves to be original in naming someone not included in the intended poll.

Yeah, we should be ashamed...

When it is obvious someone is new the the BBS, I find the reaction usually the same. They will create a topic, fail to make a point, or create any relevance, or reason why the other posters should care. This will usually be followed by countless attempts at mockery, which would usually end in a flame war before ultimately ending in a mod coming in to lock the topic and call everyone a little girl. Personally I wouldn't be saddened at all if we skipped all the way to part 4.

And then there's the post by the guy who thinks he is enlightened about the BBS, and try to predict what will happen in a given thread. Even though he may be correct, he is still being predictable by posting the obvious in said thread. Such is the case with you.

If it were obvious to everybody, we would't continue to go through it time after time.

I will point to something you stated. Even though I may be correct, I am predictable.

This implies that I am in fact, the enlightened BBSer I only before simply thought I was, but that there is a reason for caring about my own predictability. To that second point, I say simply: lol.

You stated that you're on drugs. Atractions can be directly related to chemical reactions within the body. Hence, the drugs are giving you a chemical imbalance. You are welcome.

Cue several posters who believe themselves to be original in naming someone not included in the intended poll.

When it is obvious someone is new the the BBS, I find the reaction usually the same. They will create a topic, fail to make a point, or create any relevance, or reason why the other posters should care. This will usually be followed by countless attempts at mockery, which would usually end in a flame war before ultimately ending in a mod coming in to lock the topic and call everyone a little girl. Personally I wouldn't be saddened at all if we skipped all the way to part 4.

Before this is discussed, yes, I made this thread once already. However, I had no base picture, and I made it when there was a minimal amount of people online. I'm remaking this thread, sort of, to catch people up on the concept of the cigar guy. Essentially, we're aiding in the creation of a meme. The Cigar Guy is known simply for his unique look amongst a crowd. When he was seen in a Tiger Woods photo, photoshops of him began to surface as comments on "Cheech's twin brother" were spammed. There has been a far better base provided, and I will provide it below, here. If you need more backround information on WHO Cigar Guy is, there are several links in the original topic here.

And now for the base pic, I bid you all adieu, and I will check back up in an hour or so.