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Then I shall bump it later today. It's either that or repost it, which I'm sure would count as spamming, which would be counterproductive to my intentions.

Iappears to be...his...hand...:O shocker.

Fact: I was not paying attention to the General Forum when this was posted because I've been losing immense amounts of interest.

Why? Well...I think all the reasons have since been stated, so instead of recapping, here's a picture of a banana.

My god...the fail...it is overwhelming...

The Cigar Guy has become somewhat of a sensation over the past week ever since a photo of Tiger Woods surfaced on the internet. What's so special about this guy? His level of uniqueness within the crowd. Compared regularly to Cheech, he is known only as The Cigar Guy, and photoshops have been on the roll with this guy, including a revised version of the original person where everyone, including Tiger, was replaced with The Cigar Guy. Here's the Link

If you need a base picture, I can give you the original image, I'll even point him out to make things easier. but let's do our best to increase the fame of this son of a bitch.

At 9/19/10 02:20 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 9/19/10 01:18 PM, BigLundi wrote: Personally...personal experience

What do you guys think?

Personally I think that my person might personally disagree with you, personally, because personally I have personally seen hot women that personally have intersting personally things to personally say, personally.

Personally I believe your personal input is personally annoying. Therefore personally I must believe your person is pretty.

At 9/19/10 01:42 PM, IDropedMyBiscuit wrote: Asking can someone thats 'pretty' be annoying is like asking can someone thats ' pretty ' die. The answer to both is YES.

LOL

...You're so cool. I'll bet everyone you know loves you. I totally wanna hang out with you.

At 9/19/10 01:24 PM, Irrelephant wrote: i think you have hair and two arms and an average-sized penis

...Touche' young man..touche'.

To be honest, someone who used to be a member of the Hitler Youth probably shouldn't be talking about nazis. I dunno, something about biting him in the ass. Then again he might like assplay, we all know his underlings do.

At 9/19/10 01:20 PM, MrCrawford wrote:
You once owned a red bike and fear cancer.

No, I fear ass rape, and my bike was blue.

I don't know any of Justin Beiber's songs, but I'll go ahead and hate him because everyone else does. This is the cool thing to do.

That being said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR7FC-h0F b8

As a rational thinking man, I tend to find that the good looking women who are of a younger ager of eighteen to mid twenties are annoying as hell.

Personally, only the average looking girl ever has anything interesting to say, and they tend to not talk incessently about themselves. This is all personal experience of course.

What do you guys think?

One of your friends might have given someone else your number as a prank. My girlfriend gave me her ex's number, whom I do not know except for whatever she's told me about him, and I enjoy messing with him.

At 9/19/10 01:08 PM, NoxDexus wrote: I am a Police Officer and it shames me to my core to see all the negative comments posted on this website toward law enforcement.

I lol'd.

I love police officers, but when they don't realize they're being trolled it makes me feel smarter than them.

A level 1 with little amounts of posts posting about something notoriously made fun of on the forums.

I smell and alt.

http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/art icle/110666/what-not-to-say-when-pulled-
over-by-a-cop#mwpphu-container

Regardless of what you think about the article, just read the comments and laugh.

The doors push themselves open after a moment, and both Cash and Carly step out, nodding to everyone as they did so, "Sorry for taking so long." said Cash, "But the ritual in there was rather....odd." he explained.

"I'm going to prove that I am one of the village's best." said a familiar voice as Ekusas turned to see Neji standing behind him looking with his blank eyes straight at Sakura.

Kaitlyn blushed lightly, "Still...to share eachother so freely...it's rather strange." she said with a shake of her head. Jessebelle gigled and shook her head as well, "No no no, it is actually only NATURAL." she explained, "At least for inhabitants of hell." she added with another giggle.

Regnier stood in front of the circle and put his sword's tip to the groun,d gripping the hilt and looking to Gwendolyn, "So, the demon appeas in the center of the circle. Will it be binded or must I restrain it?" he asked.

Yangus nodded, "The king too eh?" he added as he pointed a thumb at the green Trode, who rolled his eyes at the reminder of his condition.

Ekusas nodded, "We'll gather up who all wants to fight Madara...then we'll take our leave." he said, "...It will be a difficult fight...anyone who thinks they'll just be in the way probably will...they should stay behind."

Jessebelle giggled, "What can I say? There's a level of power to sex that's just appealing to me." she explained, "Oh...and it feels really good." she added with a laugh.

Regnier didn't hesitate as he picked up his sword and nodded to the elves, following them into the back of the library, "Interesting foresight." he noted as he followed.

Yangus shrugged, "From wot I 'eard around the town, 'e was just as strong as eva. 'S why the villagefolk are all so shocked." he explained.

Ekusas shrugged, "Fine, then I say we get to him as soon as possible." he said, "We;'ll gather who all wants to take Madara down, and head out."

Jessebelle shrugged, "Only had to be a drooling mindless sex slave for a long ass time to get the oppertunity. Woo hoo." she said, waving a finger in the air as a show of mock excitement.

Regnier shrugged, "Better than waiting for another massive attack and attempting it then." he said with a nod, "Perhaps they might not even serve Encablossa, but know of the plans surrounding him."

Cash pointed to the symbols on the door handles, "Those symbols get branded into the hand of whoever opens the doors." he stated, "Since this is the case, it is me...and Carly that must open them...or we cannot prove we took the trials." he said as he took hold of one of the door handles and Carly took hold of the other. They nodded to eachother and opened each door, then went inside as the doors slammed shut behind them. Yangus thought for a second, "...Their dad did all this on 'is own." he said, "And Dhoulmagus killed him. What the 'ell are we dealing with here?" he asked.

Ekusas thought for a second, "What...would that help?" he asked, "If he already knew, or was even allowed to tell us, wouldn't he have already?" he asked, "If he's that all knowing I mean..."

Jessebelle struck a bit of a pose at the sound of her name, "In the flesh." she said, "The much smoother, much softer and more desireable flesh." she giggled as she licked her lips.

Regnier nodded, "Demons are selfish creatures full of cowardice...only the truly high up are difficult to interrogate, and even then they'll gladly make deals to put themselves into a favorable position." he explained, "Capture one that may know some things...and we'll get the iinformation we need." he said.

Cash nodded, "You don't get to be a profitable business owner and prince without knowing how to draw up a contract that's at least majorly in your favor." he winked, "And, spotting the loopholes of others..." he added as he looked to Tarot.

Ekusas looked mildly annoyed as he rubbed the bridge of his nose, "The Sharingan doesn't work like that." he said, "It's not a tracking instrument, and we don't carry any special link with other sharingan users." he said, "I was only able to track my brother because he wanted me to find him, so he displayed himself to me."

The door to the room swung open ans Jessebelle hung languidly in the doorway, winking at Mikoyu, "What's the rush pretty thing?" she asked as she glided into the room and stroked the tip of Mikoyu and Aisha's lips as she passed by, "I was just getting here so we can all get to know eachother a bit better." she smiled.

Regnier shouldered his giant sword and glowered as he looked to the ground, "I was thinking more like a personal interrogation of some of these...demons..." he said with a snort as he made a fist with his non sword arm.

Carly raised an eyebrow at Cash, "What is he talking about?" she asked. Cash shook his head, "It's nothing, don't worry about it." Carly looked to Tarot, "You are ruling right now?" Cash waved his hand, "I've been giving her power so that while we decide who next should rule, the country doesn't turn to shit." he explained.

Ekusas shook his head, "He has the same Sharingan as me. If he wants to hide from me, he can...it works vice versa as well." he explained.

General Jessebelle shrugged as she slid off of Longinus' lap and smiled, "I'll be sure to do that my duke." she said, "Just be careful. you've made me a proper devil now...who knows...one day I might just take your authority from you...right...under...your...nose..." she whispered as she walked behind Longinus and ran a hand through his hair, whispering into his ear.

Regnier shook his head, "You drained yourself too much for my taste." he said, "Don't bother attempting anything like that again, the rest of the answers I'll find on my own." he said. Yeun nodded, "Yeah, don't need you killing yourself for info we can find out alternatively."

Cah smirked, "It's not against the rules to bring others along...just nobody's ever done it before is all. even Father came here alone." he explained. Carly nodded, "But...we need to do this...and neither one of us could possibly open these doors on our own." Yangus rubbed his hands together, "Sounds like a compramise ta me. Bof of ya get ta rule 'en."

Ekusas nodded, "Finding a ninja that doesn't want to be found is near impossible." he said, "He knows we know he's Tobi, so don't expect to see him either..." he frowned.

Jessebelle purred to Longinus as she got off of his lap and winked, "Do I have permission to share myself with whoever I want? Or does my Duke want his Duchess all...to...himself?" she asked, accentuiating each word with leaning closer and closer to him, with a wicked grin on her face.

Regnier sighed and walked over to Gwendolyn, putting her in a chair and kneeling to check on her, "You did fine...I had more questions, but they will probably be answered eventually anyway." he said reassuringly.

Cash sighed, "The first part of the trial is making your way through the labyrinth, the second is suppressing the Ogre and Minatour, the third is to endure the burns of this door, and the fourth is likely behind the door. We've cheated so far bringing you all along, let us face what's behind the door alone please." he said.

Tsunade shook her head and crossed her arm, "I think it's obvious." she said, "Obviously there's some sort of plan in motion that Madara is trying to put into effect. We need to stop it."

Jessebelle looked at her hand, then to Longinus, then nodded slowly, "I suppose I can do that." she said, "My lord...would you mind making me a new title? I was thinking...Queen...of some sort..." she smiled.

Regneir shook his head, "Of course demons would want to release a dark being that wants to destroy the world..." he grumbled and looked over to Gwendolyn, "Stay with me...how many questions do I have left?" he asked.

Cash pointed to a giant set of double doors, "There." he said, "The room beyond that is reserved only for royalty...once one of us enters there, we're automatically king or queen." Carly flipped her hair and smirked, "Well then, I gues I get dibs since I saved your as and you poisoned me." she said as she walked over to the door and grabbed the handles, immediately reeling back as she did so, "Ow!" she whined. Her hands were sizzling slightly with first degree burns and she looked confusedly at the door. Cash walked over and inspected the handles, "Heated...VERY heated..." he noted, "Must be one of the tests..." He examined the middle of the handles and blinked, "Sis...look at those/" he pointed tou a couple designs on the handles, then Carly blinked, "Those look like dad's tattoos he had on his hands..." Cash smirked, "Not tattoos...burn marks."

Ekusas looked to Rachel with a bit of wonder, "You are aware I am a ninja as well." he said, "IF you don't feel comfortable around our kind, why help me?" he asked.

Jessebelle giggled, "You think I'm tronger than any of them?" she asked, "Well I'm flattered sir, I don't suppose it could hurt to...whip...them into shape." she winked.

Regnier frowned, "What is Encablossa?" he asked, "You must tell me, stop giving vague answers." he growled.

Carly shook her head, "We're not finished here." she said a she looked around, "Father told us that this wa the place that we solidified ourselves as Rulers..everyone in the line." she explained. "Meaning there's something here other than a pissed off Minatour and Ogre."

Sasuske sighed and shrugged, "We ninja's aren't generally trusted." he said, "We kill people and take immoral jobs for money...a paladin wouldn't trust people like us."

Jessebelle nodded, "I would be delighted sir." she cooed as she walked over to Longinu and smiled at him. The bone structures that made up her wings curled up behind her as she settled herself into her master's lap and tilted her head, "Now...what is it you need...?" she asked with a soothing voice.

Regnier sighed, "Fine. What is the entity that resides within the Ancient Heart?" he asked, annoyed that he was being forced to be specific.

Carly raised her hand, "It's fine Joe. Don't overreact." she said as she helped Cash to his feet, "He was just rying to win...if I had the option, I'd probably do the same." Vash coughed again and shook his head, "Lot of good it did me..."

Immediately, the group is assailed by several high ranking ninjas, all surrounding the grou, then easing off when they saw Itachi was dead. Sasuske rubbed the back of his head, "We were worried for a bit." he chuckled.

The General rose from the ashes, her wings covering her body as she did so. She eruted her wings behind herself, revealing her new, sculpted, yet still feminine body. Her devilish form was evident, yet not inhuman at the same time. She looked to Lonignus and smiled, "What does my master wish of me?" she asked.

Regnier nodded, "A prison, a rison for what exactly? Who is the prisoner i believe would be the better question."

There were various groan and moans in response to Arveena' calling, and Jessica came back in, "Well then I suppose we should get to healing hmm? After we crown our new queen of course." she added with a giggle. Carly looked around, "Where's Cash?" she asked. Her brother's body was crimpled in a croner, still alive, but badly injured and coughing up blood, "Here...Carly..." he coughed.

Ekusas' head picked up and his eyes opened, a gleam showing off of them as he did so, the Sharingan not reverting back to his regular blue iris'. He looked to Rachel, then to Sakura, then nodded, "My brother...he will be buried...ceremoniously...right?" he asked.

General Jesebelle was far more ready for the joining ritual this time, her oul easily winning out against the desperate and frightened pit lord. As she won, her body was consumed in flames and she was reduced to ash. From the ash, a hand stuck out, one much softer than the one Jessebelle had before, and grasped at the air.

Regneir nodded his understanding and looked to the Ancient Heart in his pack, "...What is this thing's purpose?" he asked as he held up the crystal, "And why do those demons want it so badly?"

Jessica unfurled her whip as she walked outside one of the holes made by the monsters, then raised her hands as her hair began to raise around her head, "I'll finish this." she said, many lights beginning to appear around the monsters. The ogre and Minatour were quickly encased in a large prison of lights, which then exploded all at once, incinerating the monsters as it did so.

Itachi knelt to akura and Ekusas, then wrapped one of his hands around his brother's head, bringing his own head to the forehead of hi brother, "My dear brother...I wanted you to hate me...you needed to get trong...needed to be able to beat me...I wanted to give you a driving force..." he whispered, "Now you've gained the power...and I'm going to finish thing off for you. Accept my eyes brother...they'll be your tool in defeating Madara..." he whispered as he fell forward onto Ekusas' lap limply, dieing before he even landed.

Jessebelle looks to the pit fiend, then to Longinus, then nodded to her master, "I will not fail you." she said, having gained the ability to form sentences not long ago.

Regnier nodded slowly as he stood, "Firstly, who is it I speak to? Gwendolyn? Or someone else?" he asked.