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solid snake, complete with box-hiding skills
or master chief, complete with over-shield and pistol-whipping action

im gonna do the newgrounds tank as seen in the pumpkins at the top of the newgrounds site
but last year i did this

im dressin up as ryu from streetfighter for school lol

hadouken!

when some chick bet ten hundred

how many people support me of doing this as my pumpkin this year?
when i carve it, i will post pics

ummm, no, you lose
especially using ms paint

At 10/15/07 07:47 PM, Kart-Man wrote: Guess I'm getting bitch-slapped. ;(

lulz
teh win

i like warcraft grunts lol

if it was p-bot i'd understand
unless u like it.... g?

At 10/15/07 07:39 PM, WinMugen wrote: You know, I COULD type out 3 seperate, logical paragraphs detailing why this thread is a bad idea. I COULD properly define that this argument sees no point and that everyone will merely go into "fanboy" mode. I COULD describe the actual PHYSICAL LIMITATIONS that would lead ot one of the two's ACTUAL victories.

very tru
but heres a basic statement of why link would win, just for fun
link has sword, sword = impale

get a megaphone and yell cock joke really loud

COCK JOKE!!!!

imma gonna be ryu from streetfighter hehehe

just google image anything u want and then add background
eg/ lolz backgrounds

why do you have two penis?

then fill out this form

this is pretty random, yet very amusing

do a penis roll

maybe it'll be
2.cockjoke

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

and i cant really have a party this weekend, cuz im taking a swimming crash course
so that kinda sucks
but the course will allow me to make more money at work, which is a plus
and also, its gonna be all chicks which is awesome, and i know some of em
and the only other guy in the course is my bud, so its pretty cool
my friend said she'd get the instructor to have everyone sing HBD and she'd take pictures
so basically its like im throwing at party at this course

anyone have any ideas of what i can carve into my pumpkin this year?
last year i did this

if you dont know what it is, go cry in a corner

heres my win at life
Starring earthbound

why dont you sacrifice a goat to satan in their parking lot

At 10/10/07 07:47 PM, OrphanShadow wrote: As for the spit thing, it would take an average bucket of human saliva to get aids from.

well, then
carry a spitoon jar with you and collect your saliva and then dump it on assholes

lol cat?

leif ericson was freakin awesome

woot, stuffing

breakfast bagel:
take a bagel, slice it in two and toast
in a frying pan cook whatever sliced meat you choose (i recommend ham, turkey or salami), cook this meat in its own juices
after it crisps up or browns remove it and place it on the bagel (keep the bagel two sides face up)
now cook two eggs (either sunny-side up or omlette) in the frying pan using the juice from the meat
when the eggs are done place cheese on top and let it melt
now place one egg on each bagel side and eat open faced

pasta frittata:
take your leftover pasta and cook it up in a frying pan with some oil
while it is heating up, mix up two eggs in a bowl
when the pasta is warm enough to your liking, pour the eggs into the frying pan on top of the pasta
now you can do either one of two things
1) mix it up and have egg pieces in your pasta
or 2) keep the egg whole and just flip it, leaving you with a frittata (omlette) containing pasta

if she rubs her nipples or poon (lol)
that means she's horny

woot i joined that newgrounds group