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My cock never gets fully erect, just hangs like a trunk semi erect, is this because I am quite well endowed,I can't ejaculate no matter how long I rub it because it won't fully erect, help :-(

yep guys I agree, it was way over the top and I have not had anything to do with them since, I was stupid to drop my trousers but I honestly thought that it was just a quick kinda stupid flash, never again!! I really had no idea they had discussed it before hand.

Out tonight with other mates in the town and looking forward to a beer with more civilised people. Have a good weekend guys and gals.

Ive been holding it while on this forum, cant hold it any longer, see ya

Heres another good one, one of my mates horror stories, he was out on a site visit for work one afternoon, with members of public so no privacy, he was busting to pee and found an excuse to go somewhere away from them to go but his zip got stuck and he couldnt get it out at all so he had to carry on the site visit busting, when he got home he had to cut the jeans off, couldnt cut them off at work so he had another 2 hours before home time, now he wont buy jeans with a zip they have to have buttons lol.

Whats the longest any of you guys have left it without masturbating, I tried but after 3 days I was so frustrated and couldnt sleep I had to give in.

At 7/6/12 08:49 PM, GoodFang wrote: I hold my pee when I'm playing video games, but i have lasted a day and 1 hour.

Blimey you did well, I could just about manage the night, mind you, I had had 4 coffees and 4 pints of water but by 6am I had to go, I was lucky I didnt piss the bed while asleep though I only slept about 2 hours the rest of the time was spent holding it to test myself, silly really.

Has anyone ever done a pee holding endurance test, I tried drinking 4 cups of coffee and 4 pints of water just before bed, woke in the night busting but managed to hold it till the morning as a test to see how long I could, had to squeeze my dick all night though then by 6am I could barely walk cause my bladder was throbbing, when I went I went for 2 whole minutes, ahhhh

trust me it was absolute agony, it felt like it was on fire and I was trying to hold my piss too then finally couldnt any longer when let go it was like red hot razor blades, and it was the longest piss ever, I couldnt even hold my dick till they released me 4 hours later, ahhhhhhhhhhhh nightmare

thats my fear being caught, I try and wait till the rest of the household is asleep so means around 2 or 3am I can finally jerk off, only thing is I always have to piss desperately afterwards, my mum asked me once if I am ok as she hears me dashing to the bathroom in the middle of the night, they now think I have some urinary problem because I never used to do that. So now to hide that embarrassment I do it in the shower but sometimes I wake in the night still and have to do it then too as it wont go away, I cant ignore it!

Has anyone ever had hot chillies rubbed into your penis. A group of us were daring each other to do stupid things last year, my worst situation/story ever was when the group decided to pull a prank on me, unknown to myself, they kept it quiet. The told me to sit down with my trousers and boxers off, I did it thinking that was it but then they tied my hands behind the chair, and my legs to the chair legs so I couldnt move, I thought that would be it but no, they then rubbed hot chilli into my dick and left me in agony, it was burning, worst of it was they left me for hours by which time not only was I burning but I needed a piss really bad, I couldnt hold it and when I pissed myself it burnt like hell. They finally let me out after four hours, Id actually been sick with the pain and that night my penis stung inside all night and I dreaded pissing, it was ok eventually but I was cross legged all night and groaning, it was the worst pain I have ever had