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I made a news post about some of the ideas I have for my animations and you can find it here.

I would list myself as a writer and "director" -- if that's the right term -- with a ton of ideas. Some I have in mind are real short visual jokes, like one I'd like to call " 'Roid Rage," plays on words, a series that looks at road signs and completely misrepresents them, as well longer, more challenging music videos. Please feel free to PM me if you are interested in partnering up or want more details.

I have a bunch of ideas for animations so I have no doubt that I will have need for a vast variety of voices. Any you do better than others or do you feel like you can handle anything thrown your way?

OK, here's the thing: I have neither the time nor talent to animate in Flash but I have a bucket full of good ideas and artistic expressions I'd dearly love to see come to life on NG, so I'm looking for partners than can work at a distance. My goal is for me to act essentially as the writer and director for the pieces and find others to do the animation, art, music, and voices. I have talent as an artist (please feel free to check out my art submissins) so I can hand draw backgrounds and such, but just don't have the time to invest in animating.

So, if you have talent as an animator but just can't come up with good ideas, please feel free to respond or drop me a PM.

Thanks!

At 3/22/09 10:34 AM, Zyphonee wrote: Looks like a mixture between saying "I'm mad!" and "I'm adorable"

Recicled art FTW...

Would that make it "madorable"?

I like it, with the exception that his nose looks like its been eaten by his moustache. Other than that it rocks, especially for being done by mouse.

These are great. You have a nice touch. And sexy too!

But more importantly, how do we get into your GF?

Kitty, your work gets better and better all the time! :)

Ha ha ha! That's funny. Maybe he's sad because he has no fingers to grasp that mug of tasty beer.

At 11/19/07 10:24 PM, Gagsy wrote: HAI GUYS I'M FEELING SLUTTY.

You have GOT to love a woman named Gagsy who writes on her own boobs. I know I do!

Tounges and human orifices. They just go together like peanut butter and chocolate!

At 11/18/07 04:58 PM, Derangel wrote: www.globalorgasm.org

If you're too lazy to visit the site then:

Basically, on 22nd December 2007, its Global Orgasm day. Apparently its meant to cause a kind of good atom reaction thing across the world if there is a mass event. So, are YOU taking part? And opinions or whatever?

Fucking for world peace? I love it! Beats just fucking for the sake of fucking...although that's not too bad either!

You just gotta love a cigar-smoking handgun-totin' hottie!

At 11/13/07 02:31 PM, Lucy wrote: Thats really good. If I saw that in real life though, I'd be scared. But nice job :)

Be afraid, Lucy, be very afraid!! :)

Just so you know, you can get more info on this story and another pic here.

Some people have asked for more info and more drawings on that story I'mworking on, so here it is. For the orgininal post and pic go here. The orginal picture is of a dopamine slave, which in this stange new world is called a Fountainhead. This picture is a member of the Corpulents, one of the ruling class. This is a world in which the worst fears of global warming are true, and the seas have risen to the point where there are only small spots of dry land left on earth. This caused great wars and starvation, temperatures to rise, the sun to become brutal, the ground to dry out and caused food to very scarce and hard to come by. People to turned to royalty once again, who became the Corpulents. They show their power by becoming impossibly, amazing, revoltingly fat. They stuff their mouths and become bloated while the Thin workers can barely survive. Everyone lives underground, so the Corpulents are all immensly fat, bald, pasty white with sickly purple blotches all over their swollen bellies (as a sign of royalty; they don't have to work in the sun!) and totally unable to move on their own. In fact, as a sign of their royal status and the life of luxury and food they will enjoy, baby Corpulents have their legs removed so they will never need to worry about moving. They have Thin slaves to do that. After an evening of grotesque eating, the Corpulents get wasted on the dopamine harvested from the Fountainheads. And after everything is done -- and the fat bastards have relieved themselves -- the Thins are there to clean up the Corpulents. The life of a Thin is one of misery, having to work on the surface, and one in which their greatest wish would just to be fat!

At 11/12/07 09:37 PM, silentkat wrote: Wow, thats fine indeed. I like the concept and the details. Add color, background ect. to spice it up.

I can do that. :)

This is kind of a retro future soldier -- if that isn't an oxymoron I don't know what is -- that I drew simply because I was bored. Hope you all like it.

At 11/12/07 07:01 PM, Undeadjesus wrote: haha Thats pretty damn twisted!
very cool. do u plan to have more story to go with it??
for example is there a ever rebellion... who is in charge of this ordeal... who decides what people are used and what people get to live.... I think you could expand alot with this premise and make even more art to go with it. =) very cool. (and like some one said before me, reminded me of the matrix)
And good shadow effects as well!

Yes, I will be posting more pictures and there will be more info about the story posted as I go along. I think I'm going to make it something of an allegory about how fucked up the present is, but details like rebellions and all that escape me at this time. Glad you like my work.

At 11/12/07 04:21 PM, Nessbeatsfox wrote: Cool picture. I like the storyline too.

Thanks so much. I'll post other darwings that represent the other things in the story as I do them. Who knows, I may just write the whole damn thing here! :)

OK, this one needs some explaination. I drew this to help me envision a story I'm working on, one of those "the future is all fucked up" stories. The main point is that most of humanity is enslaved by the new order as sources of pure dopamine to get wasted (in case you don't know, dopamine is the neurotransmitter that makes people get wasted when they do coke; the coke doesn't get people high, it just allows the dopamine to do its thing). This is one of those people. They are suspended from birth, with their heads cut open and the brain exposed to allow the dopamine to drain. Their eyes and ears are sewn shut to avoid distractions. There are fed and kept healthy through tubes impanted into their bodies. Their arms are amputed at birth and their legs are amputed at the shin to allow the hanging chains to be bolted directly into their legs. Well, that about explains this really bizarre picture. Hope you like it.

At 11/11/07 02:01 PM, tiquandodo wrote: can we post our own balls?

Sure, let's have a ball!! (OK, that was a really bad pun!)

You can never go wrong with songs about murdering snowmen!

Another interpretation on the snowman theme.

Thank you all.

When I save my flash drawings I only have the option of saving them in a .fla format. Why is that? Is there a way to save them as a .gif or .jpeg of which I'm not aware? As a .fla I can't post my stuff directly to NG, and have to print it and scan it in. Please advise, if you can.

This is the first thing I've ever drawn with Flash, so if you have helpful suggestions -- like how to improve coloring -- please let me know. I'm still learning.

With winter coming we need to be on the watch for these types. Be careful out there.

At 11/11/07 11:13 AM, SirNightOwl wrote: I was inspired and attempted to recreate using photoshop alone. I've given up however.
The shading just wouldn't go right so I've abandoned my p[project but here's where I finished!

That's really nice. While they don't look like steel balls they do look like marbles. I like it.