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I missed it, but my eyes will take a day or two to get used to it after the peaceful winter scenery.

How's about, if you care about the thread enough, keep it open in a tab, and hit F5 every once in awhile...

Yeah she knows I waste quite a bit of my life away on here, but damned if I'd let her see the things I post :P

At 1/21/10 11:55 AM, ThemonkeyonNG wrote: 752...sooo close. I feel like I've been in the 750's for a while now...

You just need like 2 or 3 more deposits.

Not I, that is for certain.

I agree with every point you've made, but that doesn't mean there aren't enough good reasons to have kids. Babies are so lame for years, but get fun as they start to grow up. Unless they're stupid. Then throw them into the river :P

It's terrible, but at the same time I don't particularly care for hamsters, and the kids gotta learn to kill at some point...

I fear old age more than death, because there's not any reason to care once you're dead...

My Dad. All the time. It gets annoying. Not that I mind looking like him, he's still very handsome at age 50. But everyone who knew him when he was younger that I meet tells me it again and again.

Whaddu mean bandwidth? That has to do with internet, not operating systems...

Yeah I think licking your own blood off cuts is pretty normal/common.

It's a different story when one cuts oneself for the purpose of licking one's blood though.

Bi girls are a blessing. And as long as bi guys mean that there's less competition for me woman wise, then that's great too.

At 1/23/10 07:20 AM, Sealander wrote:

At 1/23/10 07:10 AM, gamejunkie wrote: This is a classic. A religious show gets rick rolled by email.

<a>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZo1fI ZYG3g<a>

I'm cautious about clicking that link.. so I'm not going to.

Yep, had to read down first to ensure that I didn't get rolled myself.

Even if you do it in a public place people probably won't care. It is technically illegal, but never viewed as such a big deal.

Buy him some for his next birthday and watch for reaction.

Woohoo! Level 35.

Why not use the real world to meet women?

AshKetchemwat?

I used to bone more. Then I realized that whacking it is sooo much easier and less constraining. Unless you're a virgin, in which case... suck less.

Go drinking in the bush...

I've got this too on everything I voted on yesterday. It's such a pain. Must have been a glitch server-wide.

What stuff did you do on ebay? buy? Sell? etc.

Stats, Entertainment, and a good waste of time...

I've had hot pepper eating contests before. They're awesome.

Damn I thought it was a delicious Pot-Roast dinner :D

No, theyll kill your soul.

At 1/17/10 10:42 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Ability to morph into anyone, so I could pretend like I was fucking Cleopatra.

Transformation = good

But the power to give immortality and remain beautiful forever works well too :)

Dude I can't tell when girls are interested in me, I'm usually blind to when they're showing signals that I'm not aware of. BUT doesn't mean I can't get some, you have to go to clubs and dance and parties... That's where it's easy to tell...

Haha I've almost been arrested for public urination a couple of times....

I'm so cool I need THREE personalities!