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1.

Questioning

Topic: Got new PC :D

Posted: 08/24/09 08:35 PM

Forum: General

At 8/24/09 08:33 PM, Can-head wrote: I want a constructive answer, not a 4 word sentence whit 56 spelling error in it.

owh si htta osspbile?


2.

Sad

Topic: is salad fingers a boy or girl

Posted: 08/24/09 08:22 AM

Forum: General

who is salad fingers?


3.

None

Topic: is salad fingers a boy or girl

Posted: 08/24/09 04:22 AM

Forum: General

wow salad fingers should have it's own collection page then it wouldn't be so hard to find


4.

None

Topic: is salad fingers a boy or girl

Posted: 08/23/09 05:17 PM

Forum: General

I still don't get it what's salda fingers I can't find it anywhere


5.

Questioning

Topic: is salad fingers a boy or girl

Posted: 08/23/09 04:58 PM

Forum: General

what's salad finger? another newgrounds flash movie series?


6.

Elated

Topic: I Found My Dads Sex Toy. Nsfw

Posted: 08/20/09 04:27 AM

Forum: General

lol, you stole its virginity... literally

*cringes at the idea that your dad will unwittingly use it after you*

7.

None

Topic: 16 year old girl tits.

Posted: 08/20/09 04:19 AM

Forum: General

it's legal because

16 year old girl tits.


8.

Blushing

Topic: my manhood is gone...

Posted: 08/13/09 04:24 PM

Forum: General

At 8/13/09 04:23 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:
At 8/13/09 04:22 PM, scarneck wrote:
I saw it with a really cute girl. That means I'm still a man right?
no.

it means you're a really cute girl


9.

Angry

Topic: Needs help

Posted: 08/13/09 05:49 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

2 gigs and it's giving you shit? back in my day we did flash with less than half a gig.

yeah okay so many of my flashes are only a couple frames
....but still

fucking kids

10.

None

Topic: how far would you go...

Posted: 08/13/09 05:36 AM

Forum: General

I'd join the NRA twice.

i'm surprised no one said (jokingly of course) "curb stomp", but maybe i am just in an extra cynical mood right now

11.

None

Topic: Need a good co-op game

Posted: 08/13/09 05:32 AM

Forum: General

butt sex!!


12.

Elated

Topic: Is this wrong?

Posted: 08/13/09 05:22 AM

Forum: General

why the fuck would she store pictures of her tits in the "My Pictures" folder anyways

even more lulz if it was a family computer


13.

Blushing

Topic: i witnessed a man commit suicide.

Posted: 08/13/09 05:18 AM

Forum: General

according to one of the comments he did it in full view of a build-a-bear workshop

lmao


14.

None

Topic: Static/No Static?

Posted: 08/03/09 12:36 AM

Forum: General

I can see a bunch of weird shit but no static


15.

None

Topic: God V.S. Allah

Posted: 08/03/09 12:35 AM

Forum: General

passionate make-up sex


16.

None

Topic: Forced religion.

Posted: 08/03/09 12:33 AM

Forum: General

i don't remember the constitution outlawing freedom of thought for minors


17.

None

Topic: Father prayed instead saving child.

Posted: 08/02/09 02:51 AM

Forum: General

At 8/1/09 11:54 PM, BFK wrote: Do you believe diseases can be cured by prayer?
No 46% 26,328
Yes 40% 22,545
Not sure 14% 7,992

natural selection fail
At 8/2/09 01:50 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: I saw natural selection and evolution misused in this thread at least 3 times.

40% of people from that poll lack the common sense to figure out at least through experiment that really really wanting something can't make it so, yet are alive to tell us (and continue to breed). It was sort of an ironic exaggeration though.


18.

Elated

Topic: Father prayed instead saving child.

Posted: 08/02/09 12:13 AM

Forum: General

Guys I think you're all missing the big picture here. Fucking God himself took her to fucking heaven! Thanks to his efforts she will now enjoy super awesome angel powers, a chance to meet up with everyone who has ever lived (perhaps even her late gerbil depending on her denomination), virgins waving big-ass palm leaves, the whole shebang! Worked? I think so!

Case in point: she doesn't have diabetes anymore, LOL!


19.

None

Topic: Father prayed instead saving child.

Posted: 08/01/09 11:54 PM

Forum: General

Do you believe diseases can be cured by prayer?
No 46% 26,328
Yes 40% 22,545
Not sure 14% 7,992

natural selection fail


20.

None

Topic: Art submissions should be .pfd

Posted: 07/22/09 10:38 PM

Forum: General

there is no format that can actually protect against "save as", the best they could do is make a flash file that loads the images, and then it's still easy to take a screenshot

I'm not sure which you meant, but psd is proprietary and wouldn't display in the browser and pdf requires a reader (and wouldn't display inline)


21.

Resigned

Topic: GW Bush Home vs Al Gore Home

Posted: 07/22/09 07:41 PM

Forum: General

Wade, the 2000 election is over. It's probably a good thing Gore didn't win though, if he were too busy being president he may have never found the time to invent the Internet and stop Manbearpig.


22.

None

Topic: The human race and religion

Posted: 07/18/09 05:24 PM

Forum: General

At 7/18/09 05:16 PM, ThePortalGuru wrote: The fact is, all religions are correct to the people the believe in them.

Well I believe that I have a three foot dick. Me having a three foot dick is the truth, the light, and the only correct religion etc.

No religion is technically correct, but religion helps stabalize our society.

It helps stabilize society about as much as faulty weather predictions tell me when to have my picnic.


23.

None

Topic: flaw with the flagging sysyem?

Posted: 07/18/09 11:20 AM

Forum: General

The flagging system is shit and Wade is never online.

What else is new?


24.

None

Topic: Catharism religion

Posted: 07/18/09 11:09 AM

Forum: General

At 7/18/09 11:07 AM, Ultor wrote: Yeah I wonder if any cathars are still around today
At 7/18/09 11:06 AM, Zoraxe7 wrote: The holy order of the cathars refrained from Sex

There's your answer.


25.

None

Topic: paypal problem

Posted: 07/17/09 11:55 AM

Forum: General

try asking your question on the forum of a completely unrelated website


26.

None

Topic: God?

Posted: 07/17/09 11:51 AM

Forum: General

At 7/17/09 01:22 AM, RedHatCore wrote: If you study high level mathematics, you will realize how much our society accepts as truth that is not proven or calculated, so why not God?

"God created everything", "A team of eighty gods created everything", "No god had anything to do with our origin", and "TV's Adam West went back in time and created everything out of pencils and chewing gum" are all equally valid theories which contradict, so we can safely assume that at least three of them are wrong. We have yet to figure out which.

In math, we don't accept theories as truth but use them because they work every time and there are no contradictory alternatives.


27.

None

Topic: The Kitty Krew Turns 4 Years Old.

Posted: 07/17/09 07:34 AM

Forum: General

At 7/17/09 03:24 AM, Starberry wrote: haha the kitty krew isnt 4 years old

it's in kat years okay


28.

Elated

Topic: Arnold Black Negger

Posted: 07/16/09 07:22 PM

Forum: General

K.F.C. if you want to live.

couldn't help it

29.

None

Topic: Snipers sent to guard penguins in

Posted: 07/16/09 06:38 PM

Forum: General

At 7/16/09 05:06 PM, Obsessed117 wrote: Well I guess australian military snipers don't get much work. So they get to guard penguins instead of inportant people.

ever since Steve Irwin died Australia has failed to find a comparable leader


30.

Elated

Topic: If You Had Penis Fingers

Posted: 07/16/09 08:02 AM

Forum: General

At 7/15/09 01:26 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: How would you hide them?

through craigslist if you know what I mean


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