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At 12/30/12 04:31 AM, miketh2005 wrote: My Dad made me "practice" for hours using up my saturday mornings and it did jack. :(

My dad made me "practise", too.
As a result, he later spent some time in prison for abuse, and I was taken into care.

If you plan on making a lot of comics, then you should learn to draw them yourself. Especially since you don't need to be a master artisan to illustrate a comic.

Mine would be "chestnuts roasting on a naked flame"

At 8/16/12 11:37 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: anyone else notice the average scores of his art is low to mid 2 range? Idid the math and his total average score is 2.16

Yeah, we know that you've been zero bombing his work. Give it a rest.

Even if you don't get 100 replies I reckon it'd be worth doing. You could also make it into a Flash format, so that you could potentially get a couple of awards that way.

K finished bye.

At 1/7/12 07:35 PM, MasterMerol wrote: Alright, since Felis died, draw Michael Corleone and Tony Montana eating pizza while on top of a cloud.

Done

At 1/7/12 07:00 PM, creepyboy wrote: Please, draw Dr. Octopus and Dr. Who in a fight.

Done. Ish.

At 1/7/12 06:57 PM, Otto wrote: Draw me and myself making out

k

At 1/7/12 06:29 PM, Larkatosa wrote: Draw a derpy pigeon, please!

Yup

At 1/7/12 04:53 PM, oXtigersXo wrote: You should draw Jason Statham.... as... as a hooker?

K done.

At 1/7/12 04:22 PM, JackDGreatest wrote: a monster embarrassed because there's some human bits stuck in his teeth

ok

At 1/7/12 04:00 PM, oXtigersXo wrote: Drunk donkey.

Eeyore? Ok.

At 1/7/12 02:59 PM, rendibsivad wrote: DRAW ME PUNCHIN SPONGEBALB IN DA BAWLS!!! cus its true.

I have no idea what you or SpongeBloke looks like.
So I've drawn SpongeBloke as this dopey-looking stripey thing,
and you as this sponge square that is wearing pants.

At 1/7/12 03:43 PM, SirNightOwl wrote: Do I win something?

You win a kick in the nuts.

At 1/7/12 02:11 PM, Peglay wrote: Can you draw me as a sexy half naked hobo?

I seem to be more comfortable drawing a male I have never met half naked than an attractive blonde woman.
It's a good job I'm female, otherwise I'd be really confused right now.

At 1/7/12 02:06 PM, LegolaSS wrote: llama enjoying a bath please

It's a big bath.

At 1/7/12 01:46 PM, Luwano wrote: I would love to see a dinosaur with a top hat please.

Whatever.

At 1/7/12 12:11 PM, ZaneZansorrow wrote: draw pickle-zilla shooting lazers with a kitty face :3

Alright.

At 1/7/12 11:42 AM, Red-Cheetah wrote: A cute giant seasnail flying over the moon.

K

At 1/7/12 11:42 AM, Red-Cheetah wrote: A cute giant seasnail flying over the moon.

This

At 1/7/12 11:41 AM, Sockembop wrote: Draw Renaenae holding a lance and shield while on a rocking horse, please.

I am a new user, and I am unfamiliar with your terms, so I have interpreted a Renaenae as a person who understands that some people don't feel comfortable drawing her as an attractive blonde.

At 1/7/12 11:08 AM, Decibel wrote: The most cartoonish recreation of a character in a first-person shooter.

Here's a first person shooter character holding the unshootiest weapon possible.

At 1/7/12 11:06 AM, Kinsei01 wrote: Give me a zombie playing a banjo please :D

Yeah alright.

At 1/7/12 10:55 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: 2 cats having a breakdance off.

It's like that

At 1/7/12 10:49 AM, Silo2000 wrote: A respectable rattle snake in line at the bank.

Yup.

At 1/7/12 10:13 AM, Lundsfryd wrote: Draw Ghandi getting a lapdance..

the filthy git

At 1/7/12 09:58 AM, BlackMist75 wrote: A kid eating pencils :D

Sure

At 1/7/12 09:54 AM, Lintire wrote: Steven Seagal as a pole dancer.

God almighty.

At 1/7/12 09:51 AM, Aigis wrote: Draw a man metamorphising into a monstrous vermin.

Yeah alright

At 1/7/12 09:50 AM, test-object wrote: 2 sharks wrestling.

No.

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Post your requests here, and I'll give you the artistic equivalent of a hand-job behind the bins.