At 5/19/08 05:50 PM, KIRBYLINK wrote: Let him stick it in you.

I whole heartedly endorse this message.

Man if only they did cock reductions. My 14 incher causes me all kinds of back problems. Maybe we should get together and give them a fond farewell.

Theres plenty of crispy critters to go around

At 5/19/08 05:23 PM, TheMaster wrote: DON'T TAKE IT PAST THE FUCKING SEAL, YOU MONGS.

You have chosen... poorly.

Learning the numbers would help. I'll give you the first few free, the rest will cost you:

1, 2, 3...

I lovez ma manchion.

Happened to a good friend of mine.

Not funny.

R.I.P Calum.

At 5/10/08 07:20 PM, SouthAsian wrote: TEH HORREH

Cartoon Anteaters are teh horreh.

At 5/10/08 07:04 PM, solardave wrote: Things I thought I would never see but have:

Anteaters in sweaters

Things I hope I never see:

Your balls.

At 5/10/08 07:19 PM, Haoie wrote: Cute in that weird way.

Cute? They killed my family.

They'll eat your soul if you aren't careful.

Sweaters are the only way to keep them captive without risking your life. Don't ask me why, it's just a fact.

At 5/10/08 07:08 PM, TheGoldenYoshi wrote:

you know, "Cha-cha-cha-Chia!"

I most certainly do not.

Explain.

At 5/10/08 07:00 PM, TOEZ wrote: They were WAY ahead of you.

OH, fuck you Arthur. Seriously, fuck you. I fucking hated that show as a kid, now he has to come back and get one up on me.

No additional caption required.

At 5/10/08 06:51 PM, Alex-Cortes wrote: Where did you get Anteaters?

They're native to Scotland.

In sweaters.

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?

Fisting's where it's at anyway.

At least that's what your mum keeps telling me, lulz.

Haggis and mashed potatoes. Nothing beats boiled sheep stomach.

Traditional Scottish food, fuck yeah!

I got Absolution when it first came out, but I haven't really cared about them for about 5 years, so I have no clue how good they are these days.

I like a fewof their songs before, but they're really nothing special.

At 5/8/08 06:04 PM, Ben wrote: I gift Tom the Gift of Beard, however, I am angry with Wade and have decided to revoke his beard privileges.

The Lord Giveth and the Ben taketh away.

PICKSURE HELPS

I gift Tom the Gift of Beard, however, I am angry with Wade and have decided to revoke his beard privileges.

The Lord Giveth and the Ben taketh away.

First 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin , now this.

What will the BBC come up with next.

I have only one question.

Can I masturbate?

Maybe a new system where until the flash has passed, there are only to options:

Blam and Protect.

Why not just use those two options, then once the flash has passed judgment, the flash will be rated 1 to 5. That way all flashes that pass will start on even footing, negating the issue with wanting a flash to pass influencing the final score.

This would possibly make it easier for crap flashes to pass, but maybe delete all flashes which, even oncethey have passed remain at a score of below 2 for more than a week or something.

WoW's pretty poor as it is, the past few months I've been playing EvE:Online far too much.

Haven't played in a month or two though - i've probably been kicked out of Evolution again. Damn them and their rules on inactivity.

At 5/2/08 07:51 PM, Wreckages wrote:

At 5/2/08 07:05 PM, Ben wrote: Yeah, it seems you have to lock them in a basement in Austria these days to do anything like this.

i prefer to abduct children from portugal.

Meh, any small blond kid will do. You just have to keep cumming in their eye until it gets that cool defect thing.

Perseverance is the key.

"But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian."

To be honest whoever wrote the article probably hasn't been interneting very long...

Oh, the things my poor eyes have witnessed.

At 5/2/08 07:06 PM, Slayer3751 wrote: I'm too scared to click the link...

The BBC is where I catch up on all my hot animal pr0ns, you should too.

Pussy.

At 5/2/08 06:59 PM, Wreckages wrote: the seal got observed, yet if we tried to do it we'd get arrested.

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?

Yeah, it seems you have to lock them in a basement in Austria these days to do anything like this.

I'm so fucking hard right now.

Of course! Just look at Hitler.