At 6/18/08 05:02 PM, Shadow-XII wrote:

At 6/18/08 05:01 PM, Raguel wrote: Your're probably both being sarcastic but I actually used to think this.

Dunno about Ben but Im serious... I thought Illinois was the ghetto in Chicago.

I don't know what a Chicago or an Illinois are, all I know are the hills, glens and valleys in which I hunt the Haggis.

The error you're making is the fact that you're still using Internet Explorer.

At 6/18/08 04:58 PM, Shadow-XII wrote:

At 6/18/08 04:31 PM, Ben wrote: I thought illinois was in Chicago.

Fuck, me too.

Who is this Illinois I've been hearing so much about anyway?

No such thing.

At 6/18/08 04:33 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 6/18/08 04:31 PM, Ben wrote: I thought illinois was in Chicago.

Wait, I know nothing of your foreign geography, damn you colonies.

....... i hope you're being facetious

That's the way i roll.

Sarcasm is my craft.

Idiocy is my life :(

At 6/18/08 04:29 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 6/18/08 04:13 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: There are factories in goddamn Illinois?

WAIT YOU'RE SAYING THAT CHICAGO ISN'T THE ONLY CITY IN ILLINOIS

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

I thought illinois was in Chicago.

Wait, I know nothing of your foreign geography, damn you colonies.

Whats a deodorant?

Sounds like it would get in the way of my pheromones, how am i supposed to find a mate when I stink of perfume?

I like my bike.

And in comparison to using the car, public transport is well worth it.

Just make sure the two screens are in the same part of the cinema, and the second film ends soon after the first is finished, and you might be able to get away with buying one ticket.

'Sup G.

Papertank it's called. Last time I used it, it was the shadowsun, I haven't used it for ages.

I've got an important one - Don't get high every day for the two years you spend at University.

Man, I learnt that one the hard way.

Haha, time to call the police and tell them about some idiot commiting insurance fraud.

FZ8772

lol "driftin mah supra" I wish people like you were involved in more horrific crashes.

Oh noes, i hast been ricked by the roll.

GO play in your hug-box, Aspie.

I nonchalantly don't give a fuck about what you have to say.

This man will take newgrounds down with the might of his neck.

At 5/22/08 05:19 PM, Pugberto wrote:

Racist.

I wasn't being racist, in fact, I specifically mentioned coloured English players as they seem to be far superior to the born and bred English players.

At 5/22/08 05:08 PM, BenjaminBigelow wrote: I remember in Sex Ed. there was this disease thing where you get really nasty shit coming from you cock, I forget what it's called though.

Gonorrhea.

At 5/22/08 03:49 PM, Pugberto wrote: Fuck them all, if your looking for quality follow a better league.

Premier league FTW

If you want to watch foreigners and blacks play the beautiful game yeah, follow your overpaid and boring as hell league.

At 5/22/08 05:04 PM, Sarai wrote: SPL makes me laugh, what will you do about it my dearest? ;-)

Quiet you, theres no room for women with no football knowledge in this thread. Or women in general.

Fucking pish.

I blame Motherwell and there shite pitch.

They should have had points docked for failing to keep it in playable shape.

At 5/22/08 09:37 AM, homor wrote:

THIS WILL NEVER BE USED IN REAL LIFE, I WILL NEVER RUN INTO THIS SITUATION, AND IF I DO IT'LL BE BASED ON SHEER LUCK

I hope the bad guy from saw tracks you down and implements a game where behind one door is your life, behind the two others are certain death.

In fact, where do you live? IM COMING TO GET YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

At 5/21/08 07:03 PM, zoolrule wrote: They didn't deserve it.

Counter argument

Haha, they're playing glasgow in August, I might just have to go see them.

At 5/19/08 06:23 PM, tatsumaru7 wrote: whats a vagina monolouge iv heard of it before but never knew what it meant.

It's what happens when you fuck a relative and have a retard kid.

At 5/19/08 06:15 PM, Fyndir wrote:

At 5/19/08 06:10 PM, Ben wrote: What if time travel is only possible forwards?

Then that's fucking stupid. >=(

Why? Say for example light and time are inextricably linked, with each passing at the same ratio, if you were to somehow travel beyond the speed of light, and therefor faster than the passage of time you would effectively move further through the dimension of time.

Of course, I got a C in higher physics so what the fuck do I know.

At 5/19/08 06:10 PM, Ben wrote:

At 5/19/08 06:08 PM, Fyndir wrote:
If time travel is possible then it has already been invented at some point in the past or future, therefore it already exists because the difference between now and then becomes irrelevant.

What if time travel is only possible forwards?

I should clarify. I'm a time traveller. All it takes is a neat combination of paper, tobacco and Cannabis sativa L.

Man my minds a haze.

At 5/19/08 06:08 PM, Fyndir wrote:
If time travel is possible then it has already been invented at some point in the past or future, therefore it already exists because the difference between now and then becomes irrelevant.

What if time travel is only possible forwards?

Clear your cache, ctrl+f5.

Apparently use of a mobile phone before the age of 7 causes a 80% increase in the chance of a child developing severe anti-social/violent tendencies.