Tell them you want to be a rent boy.

Explain to them it's something you would love to do for the rest of your life, as it's something you would enjoy personally aswell as profesionaly, at least it would from what I've seen of you so far.

What is /b/?

I'm starting to see the logic behind why McCain picked her now.

It certainly wasn't for political reasons.

XXX-TREME BOWLS.

Fucking vikings everywhere.

"Public and Bank Holidays

You do not have a statutory right to paid leave on bank and public holidays. If paid leave is given on a bank or public holiday, this can count towards your minimum holiday entitlement. There are eight permanent bank and public holidays in Great Britain (ten in Northern Ireland).

If you work on a bank or public holiday, there is no automatic right to an enhanced pay rate. What you get paid depends on your contract of employment."

Copied directly from here.

All i know is I don't get paid if I don't work, but if i Do i get drouble time, which is nice when I get a 12 hour shift on one.

At 8/24/08 01:51 PM, Fora wrote: the first one of course, best story ever

If by that you mean MGS, then you are wrong, it's the third game in the series after Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake.

Everyone seems to just ignore them even though they are still damn good games, and a major part of the series.

If you did mean MG, then at least hopefully I'm making someone aware of the other games existence.

Some insects, and animals like shrimps eyes can see light polarization.

The human eye can almost see it using a polarizing filter, though this isn't colour blindness, it is still something within the visible spectrum that our eyes cannot perceive.

http://www.youtube.com/user/LastOrders3

Meh, just b-sides for my favourite band.

And SCD dancing.

Oh no, a lighter.

Tell your mum shes being a stupid cow.

Skin necrosis, fuck yeah.

At 8/15/08 05:14 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: ew seriously thats fuckin nasty

Not really. The sheep was asking for it.

I TRIED TO FUCK YOUR SHEEP".

At least he didn't try to pull the wool over his eyes.

I have a friend playing the BBC introducing stage with the band he joined last month. Not my type of music, but it's still a great chance for them to increase their reputation.

At 8/4/08 06:53 PM, WadeFulp wrote: "I like the mature section"

Who doesn't?

They pretty much own you anyway America.

Who do you think your 9.5 trillion dollar deficit is owed too?

This is relevant to your interests.

Ben = Sex

How do they know these things? It's like they know me.

To be honest I rate Casillas higher than I rate Cech.

And - though it's hard for me to say it - Boruc was one of the best goalkeepers in the tournament. He was the only worthwhile player in the Poland squad. He led them from the back and you could see the pure sheer will and determination as he pushed for the win against Austria, i felt bad for him when they conceded that penalty... never thought I'd say that.

9 inches

At 6/29/08 05:59 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 6/29/08 05:51 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

That's such a thing as being over-rated, you know. Although I wouldn't be surprised if you were oblivious to this fact, Chelsea supporter.

Every supporter cuts their team a little more slack than a neutral, or a rivel fan would. You know this.

Are you sure? I think as a fan I want my team to do the best they possibly can. As a fan of an Old Firm team, the same as Mick, when it comes down to one of those matches you cut them no slack.

They win or they are failures, players reputations can be ripped apart if they play a terrible game or give it away in one of the Glasgow derbies.

Spain deserved it, also cocks.

I had a dream a few nights ago, where all of a sudden gravity reversed on me and onlyme, so while everything else was just normal, I was floating of into the air away from everything else that was happening.

For some reason I started floating towards railway lines and had to fight incredibly hard to float over to a tree and grab a branch before I went into the electrified lines. It'sstrange I was so scared of dying in a dream.

At 6/26/08 06:32 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
he didnt go against the teachings of christ.

Church and state should be seperate in my opinion. However, I agree that he was not exactly totally morally scrupulous.

the private industries were charitable

Yeah, as ever, private industry - masters of charity, I'm sure...

Pst, lets get little chinky kids to do all the work for us!

and the governement didnt kill anyone.

Except Libya, but who cares about dirty black people though!!

At 6/26/08 06:18 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

He spat on the poor and further developed weapons that could destroy the world, tell me where the Christianity is in that?

he was doing it to protect us from communism

The only reason he needed to protect you from communism was because how would the rich keep getting richer then? In a true democracy, if the majority of people wanted communism, would the democratic thing to do not be to employ communism?

I don't understand why people seem to think that a democracy could not employ communist ideals. Communism and Capitalism are the opposites of each other, not communism and democracy. The American people have no idea what freedom or democracy mean any more. They don't mean the right to give some random fucker you will never meet the right to do whats best for him and the companies he is invested in.

It has been twisted and manipulated by the government to mean what they want it to mean. That's what was wrong with USSR communism, not the idea itself.

also he was developing defense from weapons that could destroy the world.

Right, the age old argument - the best way to defend against world ending weapons is to build bigger, more badass world ending weapons. What a smart and logical thing to do. Diplomacy is for pussies, you know?

he was also a humble man. he did what was good for the country.

He was an actor. Always was. Even while he was president. A puppet, just like all your other presidents. I just wish I could have a glance into that smoke filled room, just to seewhos behind all the smokeand mirrors.

At 6/26/08 06:13 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:
He spat on the poor and further developed weapons that could destroy the world, tell me where the Christianity is in that?

Sounds like every American President ever.

lol, all dead, along with their ideals.

Oh man, I would so do the sex with you, Burnzoid, just like my rectum would burn afterwards lolzors.

I guess the easiest way to tell now that I've though about it would be to check for a hallmark on it, if it doesn't have one it's fake.

And that biting thing is rubbish, there are a hell of a lot of metals that won't mark if you bite them. One way of telling if it's high quality gold is to take a knife to the inside of it and see if it scratches, the higher the quality of Gold, the easier it is to scratch due to the fact softer = higher Q.

Also, try leaving it in water, or wearing it for a few days and making it wet every so often - if your finger turns green, it's fake.

Obviously we can tell over the internet using only a blurry picture.

Your dad sent me pictures of his cock, but that's about it.