At 9/24/08 09:31 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: ALL OF THEM

at the same time

Cycling and driving, whilst smoking inside a public place?

Man, I'm seriously impressed.

At 9/24/08 09:20 AM, ThePretenders wrote: Top 20 crimes we commit:

1. Speeding

I don't drive

2. Talking on a mobile/texting while driving

Again.

3. Dropping litter

I occasionaly through away fag ends, but for the most part I try to make sure I put litter in a bin.

4. Illegally downloading music

All the time.

5. Cycling on pavements

All the fucking time, screw pedestrians.

6. Eating or drinking while driving
7. Having sex in a public place

I'd like to say yes, but I gotta be honest, my dick would scare away everyone. It puts godzilla to shame.

8. Parking partly on a pavement
9. Taking drugs

Yep.

10. Not wearing a seatbelt

Nah, I wearone whenever I get in a car. Those things are death traps.

11. Having sex under the age of 16

Yup, I was15 the first time, she was 16 though - so it was her breaking the law.

12. Parking on double yellow lines
13. Cycling with lights after dark

I've done that pretty much every night this week, it's scary as fuck - I keep almost getting hit by busses.

14. Not cleaning up dog poo

No dog, no problem.

15. Smoking in a public place

Surely thats insidea public place, and no, fuck getting a 50 quid fine for that.

16. Driving through a red light
17. Not having a TV license

When I was in my flat while I was at uni I didn't have one, prosecute me for it now, fuckers.

18. Not informing the DVLA of a change of address/name
19. Taking a child out of school for a holiday without the head's permission

I have no child, I once did, but I went all Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 on it.

20. Carry an offensive weapon

When I was a young naive 14 year old kid I carried a knife when I snuck out the house late at night to buy fags, stupid I know, but it made me feel safer then.

How many laws have you broken? I have only broken 3&4, so I am not a bad-ass.

Something like 9, but I would consider myself a decent citizen. The police might look at it another way, but as NWA said...

Master collection, do want.

At 9/23/08 08:03 PM, jewdudewtf wrote:
When I first got them, my friends told me I had to take them out everyday. But one night I fell asleep with them in, and felt fine the next morning, so I never took them out until today, and I'm pretty sure I have an infection in one, if not both of my eyes.

Yeah, you can get some pretty bad fungal infections and shit from that. Best get it checked by an optician as soon as possible.

From capatalism, now give me money or get tae fuck.

Your mother, that common tramp.

At 9/23/08 08:21 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: If I told you what I believe in, I would get flamed.

Haha, wican boy.

The funny thing is the chinese won't have to invade.

They pretty much already own you.

I am a follower of the Zoroastrian beliefs.

Active participation in life through good thoughts, good words and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep the chaos at bay.

I am also enamoured with the ideas of freewill, and the rejection of monasticism.

"...I profess myself a devotee of Mazda, a follower of Zarathustra."

At 9/23/08 07:37 PM, BlackPlastic wrote:
If you took that litterally I sincerely hope you arn't a registered voter.

How was it supposed to be interpreted?

At 9/23/08 07:13 PM, risbolla wrote:

At 9/23/08 07:12 PM, Ben wrote: A vasectomy isn't true sterilization

Be content and shut up, dumbshit.

I resent that.

I won't do anything about it, but goddamn I'll resent it.

A vasectomy isn't true sterilization, which you quite clearly require.

Go give your testes a high dose of radiation, or better yet, just castrate yourself.

At 9/23/08 07:07 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
lal, post sniped.

More emphasis was necessary.

Think of it as drinking more^2.

Cock joke.

At 9/23/08 06:55 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:
What do you guys do for fun while you drink?

We drink more.

At 9/23/08 06:44 PM, cHunter wrote:
A) He's not that old.

72 is old. If he served two full terms he'd be 80. That;s 2 years over average life expectancy in the US, but...

B) He's in great physical health for someone his age and the shit he's been through.

Skin cancer, stage III melanoma, look it up.

His medical history runs to 1,173 pages long. That's a novel, not a record. Plus he's refusing to release any information on it. Nothing to hide?

And what about his mental health, he hasa glazed over, staring, despondant look to him. I've seen people with alzheimers who look more lucid.

C) He has great genes obviously since his mother is still alive and she's nearing 100.

I have a great grandma who's 102, a great aunt who's 94, and a grandma who's 87.

I also have a grandpa who died at 52 and an aunt who died at 62. Neither of them smoked or drinked. You CANNOT base how long someone will live based on their relatives, though recurring diseases in a families history can be caused by genes.

D) Even if he did die, Palin would make an excellent President as well. In fact, I'd rather see her president than McCain.

Based on what, her inability to talk publicly at length without a script? Her vast experience of... nothing remotely like being president, and a history of being a hardnosed bitch.

You have to take into account the fact I have no political affiliations or affections to one party or another seeing as I don't live in your country. I have however been paying close attention to the elections since late last year, and honestly - from a completely neutral point of view I have this to say:

John McCain is not the right man for the job. Sarah Palin is not the right women for the job.

Obama may not be perfect, but from what I have seen he is better educated, clear and concise and Joe Biden complements his "inexperience" perfectly.

At 9/23/08 06:39 PM, Strength wrote:
Not really. You could easily outsmart the black man by throwing chicken in another direction, causing him to chase the delicious treat and forget everything.

Correction: it has to be fried.

At 9/23/08 06:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
Seconded. Although I'm pulling for McCain. Obama just doesn't have enough experience. And considering the direction this country is going, we'll need someone with experience.

Its funny, no matter how much more experience he has it won't help him when he dies of old age next year, leaving you with Sarah fucking Palin in charge.

Get it, he's old.

Man, you're so hardcore.

At 9/23/08 05:46 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 9/23/08 05:42 PM, ILUVSk8ing wrote: how bout Golf???? thats a white guys sport

Tiger woods doesnt count hes like half white half asian black guy.

you're forgetting vijay sighn

hes african

Erm, "An Indo-Fijian of Hindu background", I fail to see where the African you refer to comes from, unless Africans now reside around Australia...

.exe is an executable file - it's not compressed...

At 9/23/08 04:00 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Get some John Lennon glasses, learn to sing and play the guitar, get sex.

Sorry man, gigs taken.

The transplants were good.

As much of that grey thing, that the cups come in, as I can fit in my mouth

LERN TOO TUBE

At 9/20/08 08:22 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: No one Congratulated Sanjay when he became a forum mod.

Racists.

THats because hes beena mod on and offfor the past 5 years or something.

When you turn off a machine does it go into a heaven like state?

I refuse to use it simply because of the fact they used to try and force it on me every time I opened itunes.

Just out of frame, below the picture.

That's where your mother is.

Balls.