I want to know.

Basically Britain's Patriot act.

I can't wait for my ID card too.

I bet it will be about the philosophers. I doubt it will involve Snake. Maybe that Johnny fucker is going to be like the next Raiden.

At 10/10/08 09:13 PM, ixintro wrote:
Or go become the King os Scotland and randomly kill your so-called enemies due to increasing paranoia as a result of the prophecies of some old bitches.

If chance will have me king, why, chance may crown me.

At 10/10/08 09:10 PM, packerman wrote:

At 10/10/08 09:09 PM, Ben wrote: I'm in your thread, going against the wishes of your title.

Stop me.

Go get fat and drink some beer at your local pub

What you just described there is life in Scotland.

I've never seen it summed up so well.

Bravo sir, bravo.

I'm in your thread, going against the wishes of your title.

Stop me.

My god, what with Nostradamus being a noted purveyor of truth and fact, I'm am shitting myself.

At 10/10/08 08:30 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote:

At 10/10/08 08:29 PM, Ben wrote: Keane are pish.

Descriptive.

I don't think I need to say more, but just for you:

Slow, Dull, Unoriginal.

Is that descriptive enough, or do you want an essay.

Keane are pish.

At 10/10/08 07:45 PM, morlockcleric wrote:

At 10/10/08 07:43 PM, morlockcleric wrote: Liquid, solid, and and naked snake. Naked snake.... nappy name.

i forgot solidus sorry for double post

What about plain old Snake?

You know... Raiden at the start of MGS2?

At 10/10/08 07:28 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: It is easier to use a controller with your hands, I'd think, than with a penis.

Dual Shock.

'nuff said.

Can I stick my cock in it?

I was at a whiskey tasting thing last night, lots of free drinks, so I'm drinking water today.

My head is fucking killing me.

At 10/5/08 01:13 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: Sony are reliable if your not going to be doing anything too demanding.

My sony vaio runs Crysis on medium graphics.

I wish it could run it on high.

I like to think it's true.

The idea of sailors becoming one with the metal of the ships, ending up half way through metal floors or walls seems fucked up and wierd enough for me to want it to be true.

It was bent before he started.

He probably used heat to make the metal more malleable, then bent it to the shape he wanted. Not to complex.

They say in that video that the glass box they put over the object stops magnetism and such - why is there no covering on the bottom then? I want to see her do it to objects in a completely sealed box. Shame shes probably dead.

At 9/26/08 07:13 PM, uzi47 wrote: WHAT A TWIST!

M. Night Shyamalan would be proud.

Wow, he shakes him, that was hilarious and well worth my time.

You're wrong, everyone else has a conscious mind, you are the robot, you simply don't have the mental capacity to contemplate the fact that you, and only you are in that state.

The idea you speak of is simply your "minds" way of dealing with coming to terms with reality. Your denial.

Awesome, now I can tell people I got aids from Ben and Jerrys ice cream!

Thanks PETA!

At 9/24/08 06:31 PM, polym wrote: stopping light would essentially be stopping time

we perceive time via light

Not really, light is the flow of photons, if you stopped a photon it would be like stopping any other particle or object, you would simply be decreasing its velocity until it reaches 0. This would not cause time to stand still, as time and photons are not linked directly.

Theoretically if you travelled faster than light (3x10^8ms-1 or whatever it is) you would move fasterthan photons, but nobody really understands what would happen then, maybe it would simply be like the delay powerful telescopes view when looking at far off galaxies but in reverse, you could possibly see what happens next, but thats completely theoretical.

At 9/24/08 06:29 PM, Sekhem wrote:
I am the one driving this locomotion, don't get sassy with me.

Oh shi...

That actually describes Newgrounds these days quite well.

At 9/24/08 06:25 PM, Sekhem wrote: choo choo all aboard the NERD TRAIN

Welcome to Newgrounds. It seems you're already well accustomed to it, and a part of it.

Or, you know, it could just be the pigmentation of the melatonin in his skin is slightly darker.

That's the darkest material ever made, and even it doesn't absorb all light. YOu don't exactly get to see it, but you know, theidea is expressed in the article...

Scottish.

It is delicious cake, you must eat it.

At 9/24/08 05:50 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
There's no such thing as racism against white people.

White people smell like milk.

At 9/24/08 09:35 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
The DVLA had no idea what hit them.

I suspect they didn't, seeing as you FAILED to inform them of that change you made to your name, and moving house without telling them.

At 9/24/08 09:37 AM, ThePretenders wrote:
Ha, it would be awesome if someone drew a person commiting all of them at the same time.

I tried my hardest. This would be an awesome day.

Am I tripping or did I actually just read this...

"A cuddly leopard with green hair has been unveiled as the mascot of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa."

OK, understanable, there are leopards in Africa, fair enough, but wait, whats this:

"The character, called Zakumi, has been given his own biography and name to reflect the country's aims and hopes. "

How does a big cat with a green afro reflect the aspirations of a country? What the fuck is going on, that's like saying that to representmy commitment to my job I'm going to dress up as a moose with a penchant for alcohol and a big unemployment benefits cheque.