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At 4/24/06 12:44 AM, Empanado wrote: In this absolutely hypothetical case, is it okay for me to be quite notoriously pissed off?

If I were you I'd swim accross the Rio Grande while the citizenship gettin' is good.

I don't think they are going to ticket people for farting.

Do you have a source for this?

At 4/23/06 07:56 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: I'm all in favor of that thread. I'll be pro-illegalization, if you don't mind?

STFU N00B

At 4/22/06 02:53 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 4/22/06 12:34 AM, BeFell wrote: You know that's a myth don't you? There's plenty of ways to make fun of Mormons without making shit up.

What I find interesting, is in all those threads people are bringing up things about your religion, and you don't do a thing do defend it or educate people about it.

Does it also surprise you that I don't still to people who make anti-Bush threads and posts?

No offence, but I'm really disappointed in you for that. Instead of actually education people who seem to have misconceptions about your religion, you simply make a remark about their bad spelling and grammar. Sure, they may be retards with regards to the English language, but poke at that AND inform them of their mistakes about Mormonism instead of just hiding behind weak attempts at personal insults.

Um, what the hell are you talking about? I don't usually call people out on spelling because my spelling is not always the best anyways and I have a tendency to omit little words when I type too fast. I also seem to have a run on sentence thing going on. If you are referring to my behavior in the latest Mormon thread, as I pointed out there seams to be an abundance of Mormons on the board and they were making fairly adequate intelligent replies to most of the queries. Since they were too polite or holy or something (smart?) to address the trolls I decided to make some smart ass posts because I'm just a flame baiter at heart.

Besides, after this experience you can understand why I don’t really give a damn about educating the ignorant. Mormon haters have been so indoctrinated and with their hatred and beliefs that it is beyond my means in an obscure politics forum to sway their convictions. Perhaps I could spend more time trying to educate the genuinely ignorant but fuck it, if they're curious they can order a book of Mormon (it's free) and get it straight from the source.

At 4/22/06 03:22 AM, Gunter45 wrote: BeFell, it's actually true. The book of Mormon actually has been revised several times. There are pre-1969 copies that state that the moon is made out of cheese.

No it isn't. Most of the revisions to the book of Mormon were to correct spelling and grammar mistakes made in early publications. It was a several hundred page book written by hand and published on manual typeset in the 1830s, there were bound to be a few boo boos.

I actually did take some time to google your cheese claim just in case you know more about my religion which I've studied for several years of my life, than I do. I didn't find a single refence for or against in several pages of google links. Perhaps you could present me with a source.

At 4/21/06 06:00 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 4/21/06 04:25 PM, LadyGrace wrote: MORMON SO CRAZY!

Well, you'd have to be crazy to say that the moon is made out of cheese.

You know that's a myth don't you? There's plenty of ways to make fun of Mormons without making shit up.

At 4/21/06 11:10 AM, YankeeFli wrote: You mormons are all a silly fucking bunch.

Whats really suprising is that in my family history we had mormom persecuters back in the 1800's in New York.

My family had a history of being Mormons who were persecuted 1800s New York.

...

YOU ASSHOLE!!!

At 4/21/06 01:13 AM, Grammer wrote:

At 4/21/06 01:07 AM, BeFell wrote:

It would also help if you take Jesus's name in vain a lot like, "JESUS ASS RAPING CHRIST!!!"

Aaah, no thanks.

No No No

You say, "Fuck no Asshole"

If we can start doing these things we just might be able to stop this thing before the internet sucks as bad as Salt Lake.

I didn't know you were so ashamed of your people.

You don't know, you haven't seen them in action.

At 4/20/06 09:35 PM, Captn_r wrote: Yeah, because I'm completely disputing everything that the supreme court ever did by arguing that first amendment rights are not limited to thought censorship, even when dealing with major officials. Without evidence backing their charges that he planned to kill the president, it remains erroneous to accuse him of conspiring for revolution, as was limited by the 'Gitlow vs the People' case of 1925. However, 'Gitlow vs. the people' merely limited freedom of speech from applying to conspiracy against the state. A kid on the internet talking about how he wants to kill Bush is NOT conspiracy to overthrow the government.

Whatever, they didn't violate any laws and they didn't violate the constitution. Perhaps he could win an apeal but that's pretty slim.

Shit shit shit shit shit son of a bitch.

I just noticed that there are three other Mormons posting regularly in politics. This isn't good these mother fuckers are out of their God damn minds. They actually talk about BYU like it's a place you would want to exist and even go to.

If we don't see immediate action we'll be overun in a matter of days. Don't believe? Talk to the good people of South America.

Drastic measures must be taken immediatly, first of all I want to see a lot more swearing. For example when you post make sure you insert fuck at every oportunity, "Hey Fucks, I just read that those fuckers in Israel just got their fucking asses blown up by another fucking Palestinian. When's the fucking violence going to come to a fucking end?"

It would also help if you take Jesus's name in vain a lot like, "JESUS ASS RAPING CHRIST!!!"

If we can start doing these things we just might be able to stop this thing before the internet sucks as bad as Salt Lake.

At 4/20/06 04:44 PM, stafffighter wrote: I'm just about sure if something happened I could have come out dominant but theres the factor of not wanting to fight anyone.

It's nice to see some people consider the "I know I look bad but you should see the other guy" compromise in winning a fight.

At 4/20/06 04:38 PM, Captn_r wrote:

At 4/20/06 04:32 PM, BeFell wrote: The first amendment doesn't apply to threats, or speach intended to incite violence or panic.

And what twisted logic lead you to that conclusion?

"It simply doesn't apply"

Pfft.

Supreme Court decisions over the last 200 years. You've heard of them? Their job is to interpet the constitution.

At 4/20/06 03:10 PM, Captn_r wrote: No. They can threaten and ramble all they like, but as soon as they brandish a knife or any means of making good on their threats, or display that they may actually do it in anyway, then they could be detained. Otherwise, they'd just be arresting a lot of stupid people who can't keep their mouths shut.

The first amendment doesn't apply to threats, or speach intended to incite violence or panic.

At 4/20/06 03:11 PM, JMHX wrote: I am a wandering threadmaker, bringing philosophy and anthropology to the politics forum. Soon I will be detained and stoned in the town square for corrupting the youth.

Do not weep for me.

Ok... I think someone has spent just a little bit too much time on the internet.

At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: We're getting pea sized hail :(

I blame the Asians.

He didn't just make anti-American statements, threatened to blow up the president, that's illegal. If someone is deamed a flight risk then it is perfectly acceptable to hold them and ensure they do not try to escape punishment.

Also the decision to hold him was made by a judge, not federal marshals.

At 4/20/06 12:17 PM, Proteas wrote: I am 5 foot 11 inches tall, 340 pounds. I am Funk's TWIN as far as body size goes. The guy I picked up today might stood 5 foot 5 and weighed all of 100 pounds, I could have bench pressed him if I wanted to.

What if he had a gun?

At 4/20/06 12:14 PM, red_skunk wrote: ... No you don't. You're just ragging on him for helping someone. Befell, why do you hate the Jews?

I hate all men equally, black, white hispanic Jew and especially Asian.

At 4/20/06 11:59 AM, Proteas wrote: Meh. I bet if I would have said it was a female I picked up, you perverts would be all over this like "YOU DA MAN!!!"

We support your homosexual tendancies just as much as we support those of hetrosexuals.=P

I just worry about you getting into situations where you take it up the ass and you don't want it.

At 4/12/06 07:50 PM, Barbeq wrote: There! Everyone happy now?

You didn't rate mine. :'(

At 4/20/06 01:47 AM, red_skunk wrote:

At 4/20/06 01:35 AM, BeFell wrote: I've only known one Jew in my entire life. He was an asshole.

*shrug*

I just hate him not his people.

One Jew, one black kid, and thousands of Mormons. All of this goes a long way to explaining your twisted world view.

The black kid was actually Samoan, (Pacific Islander), he was a Mormon too come to think of it and an asshole. There was another kid who I thought was black but he just turned out to be really dark hispanic. Lots and lots of Mexicans, my high school was nothing but the kids of migrant workers and upper middle class crackers as far as the eye could see.

We were diverse.=)

At 4/20/06 10:56 AM, red_skunk wrote: Befell's parents told him to never talk to strangers.

Damn right, all they really want is my sweet ass.

At 4/20/06 10:40 AM, -CarbonFiber- wrote: There are plenty of successful and intelligent people who never finished high school.

The world has changed a little since 1953.

I'm planning on getting an apprenticeship with an auto mechanic to get ASE certified to become an auto-mechanic.

So what's your backup plan if that doesn't work out. You know there's a good chance of that happening with your inability to stick with the simplest of tasks.

But my money is on the fact that the phrase "Would you like fries with that" is in your future.

No.

That's true, they usually have the dumb people make the food because they aren't very good at customer service.

Actually, I don't have a learner's permit. I just drive when no one's around. I practice now so that when I can legally drive I'll be more experienced and skilled.

You're trying convince us that you aren't a complete moron?

At 4/20/06 10:28 AM, Proteas wrote: If he could have used their phone, I doubt he would have been asking me for a ride, fell.

Did you ask? I'm sure you were just more convenient than trying to get his crack addict girlfriend to answer the phone.

At 4/20/06 10:11 AM, Proteas wrote: Fuck the schools, if you were my kid and not doing what I told you to do I'd take your learner's permit and make you watch while I burned the damn thing. And that would be just the beginning of priveledges revoked, prison would look rather inviting after I got through with you.

I would just stop paying for his insurance, then if he tried to drive anyways I would call and report him to the police. Then there would also be beating him within an inch of child abuse. Hell let them make him a ward of the state, then maybe he'd learn to appreciate what he had.

At 4/20/06 10:09 AM, Proteas wrote: I think I'm just going to stick with drive-through's from now own, folks like that make me nervous.

You could have said "no, but I think they have a phone you can use inside the restaurant." Honestly Proteas, there's a difference between being a good Samaratian and a fucking pushover.

At 4/20/06 09:47 AM, YankeeFli wrote: You can't even enlist without a high school diploma.

They won't even take a GED.

At 4/20/06 02:13 AM, -CarbonFiber- wrote:

At 4/20/06 01:32 AM, BeFell wrote: That's one of the best ideas I've ever heard. To the dumbass who is dropping out,

What makes you think I'm a dumbass? You just assume that because I'm dropping out that I'm an idiot? I have thought about this for a very long time. You don't even know what I'm planning on doing after I drop out.

I assume you're planning on being poor and stupid the rest of your life. Hell you can't even do any menial labor jobs with decent pay until after you turn 18. So what did you get a $12 an hour job as a telemarketer?

if you're so smart and independant

Did I ever say that? No.

So you're just going to leach off of your parents your whole life?

move to another state if you wanna keep driving.

I can't. Let's see:
I'm only 15 years old.
I have no job.
No money.
No car (I use my Dad's car).

Apparently so, what the fuck is the matter with your parents?

I also think the incentive of not having to drive their little punk asses around will motivate parents to keep their kids in school.

Parents don't really have any control over their kids once they become a teenager. Yes, they can tell them what to do, but that doesn't mean they'll do it.

Alright, I guess the problem is your parents are even dumber than you are.

It was on this day seven years ago some pathetic little goth stoner fags shot up a school....Rock?

I've only known one Jew in my entire life. He was an asshole.

*shrug*

I just hate him not his people.

That's one of the best ideas I've ever heard. To the dumbass who is dropping out, if you're so smart and independant move to another state if you wanna keep driving. I also think the incentive of not having to drive their little punk asses around will motivate parents to keep their kids in school.

At 4/20/06 12:56 AM, mofomojo wrote: My point in that very statement, the idea that insults will help persuade others is a flawwed idea.

Dude, you suck.

So I think what he meant to say is, shouldn't it be ok for the government to intervene in situations where demand remains fairly constant regradless of price due to neccesity of usage?

Of course with that point he would be ignoring the fact that the government is undoubtedly driving the cost of inelastic goods up with taxes.

Perhaps they can't come up with an intelligent argument against scrapping corporate taxes because there isn't one.