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At 5/7/06 08:10 PM, JoS wrote:

At 5/7/06 07:23 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 5/7/06 04:35 PM, JoS wrote: BeFell is also a member of the DAG.

Am not! I'm not allowed on the top secret forums where my eventual bannage is continually discussed.

If you ask nicely, maybe you could gain access to it.

NEVER!!!

I cast my lot with the PC, then it faded into obscurity but I still stand by my choice.

At 5/7/06 04:35 PM, JoS wrote: BeFell is also a member of the DAG.

Am not! I'm not allowed on the top secret forums where my eventual bannage is continually discussed.

At 5/7/06 12:03 AM, JoS wrote: The PC is sort of like the legionaires hall. Its a bunch of people who use to do something just kind of sitting aroudn talking about how great they use to be, but not really doing anything, and pretending they still matter even though they dont do anything or even make attempts at doing anything.

...

I made that sig.

I was going to send Israel my entire life savings. Then I realized I can't accumulate any savings because I am being taxed too high in order to support Israel.

I've said it once and I'll say it again, it would be cheaper and easier if we just annexed it as the 52nd* state.

*Canada is the 51st state.

Wow Rugby, your jealousy of our military might is just moving into the realm of pathetic.

At 5/6/06 06:16 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Because you know, snooble still exists and all.... Oh wait, I forgot, the old PC forums are long gone. However, with a click to my sig you'll see the DAG site up and running.

That's cold...

Tremble before my sig's patriotic smiting of teh chubby.

At 5/6/06 08:23 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 5/6/06 08:20 PM, BeFell wrote: Is it possible to order a pizza in Chile? I always assumed that was the measurement they used to distinguish the third world from the first world.

Are Mormons allowed to eat pizza? I always assumed that was the measurement they used to distinguish crazy cults from established religions.

So what you're saying is, "No we don't get delivery but sometimes when a case of Digorno falls off the fork lift they ship it down here and sell it at a severely reduced price and everyone knows Digorno is practically delivery."

At 5/6/06 06:22 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 5/6/06 06:02 PM, stafffighter wrote: Yeah, today I ordered pizza, and then put salt on it.

YOU SICK FUCK

Is it possible to order a pizza in Chile? I always assumed that was the measurement they used to distinguish the third world from the first world.

At 5/6/06 02:13 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: This Pico day thing is a crock of shit. There, said what I had to say.

You do realize it was last week don't you?

Um, Cambells soup, Refried beans (since you guys are Mexican and all, or baby food? Sure Gerber tastes like shit but the price is right.

At 5/4/06 09:30 PM, stafffighter wrote: how would someone with peni for hands masturbate?

They'd stick one hand in their mouth and the other up their ass.

At 5/3/06 10:17 PM, fli wrote: It does sound bad... but you know... I grew up happy.
I think it gave me "character."

Because of you I intend to to spend no less than $500 on Salvation Army Angel trees every year. After I graduate of course...

And if it's tax deductable.

At 5/3/06 07:38 PM, fli wrote: (I was poor... I made them myself-- I still have a doll I made from used GI Joe parts I found one day buried in sand at my school... Sargent Slaughter's head. Shipwreck's arms. White Shadow's torso... a Frankenstein's creature...)

Wow, that might be the sadest thing I have ever heard in my life.

Ok I just heard back from the editor of the school paper. They might think about hiring me next semester if they don't get any other applications.=/

I would have been content with a simple no now I'm going to have to burn the building down when I don't hear from them in August.

At 5/3/06 06:09 PM, fli wrote:

At 5/3/06 06:04 PM, BeFell wrote: I miss reading R.L. Stien.=(

What keeps you from not reading his books?
God-- that was really the best part of growing up-- Say Cheese, and Die was my favorite...

The fact that I should probably read the books related to my course materials before I travel back to my youth. My wife actually collected every book in the series and they're on promonate display on our bookshelf.

*sigh*

Someday

And Ghostbuster's cartoon...

My parents wouldn't buy me a proton pack.=(

I'm having a shitty day...

And a test in two hours...

*sigh*

I miss reading R.L. Stien.=(

At 5/2/06 12:10 AM, fli wrote: Does this mean a shortage of beef stroganoff?

I kid... I kid...

Anyways--
Today's ralley's weren't about Mexicans. It was about immigrants.
More specifically: new legislation against immigrations.

I think you mean illegal immigrants. You know the people who ignored the laws.

So I went to turn in my conservative columnist application. Some fat girl came out and asked me if I needed something I handed her the application and said, "I just need to give this to someone." She had a smile on her face until she looked down and saw what I was applying for. Then through gritted teath she said "I'll give it to them."

So begins my exciting new career.

At 5/2/06 04:16 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 5/2/06 04:14 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 5/2/06 03:53 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: You rang?

How would you like a job that pays absolutely nothing?

Obviously I'd like it very much, or else I'd be studying something useful.

I need somebody to make my attempts to be a whack job right wing colomnist not suck grammatically while maintaining my voice.

At 5/2/06 03:53 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: You rang?

How would you like a job that pays absolutely nothing?

At 5/2/06 04:02 PM, stafffighter wrote: I got an email that said "see angelina jolie nude". So I googled angelina jolie nude. I should thank that email

Dude, video-post.com, click the celeberty tab. (Does not contain adult images unless you specify you are over 18 years of age).

Are any of you assholes English majors? I don't know how to use commas.=(

At 5/1/06 07:06 AM, capn_g wrote: Someone explain this to me. Maybe old age and senility are starting to affect my logic center but last time I checked, illegal immigrants were, well, ILLEGAL, as in unlawful as in criminal. How the fuck is there a need for new legislation to affect something that is already defined as being lawbreaking by it's very NAME? Maybe if they bothered to enforce the existing laws this kind of shit wouldn't happen.

I think the answer to your question can best be summed up by me calling you a racist. At least that's the best answer I've ever recieved.

Oh and they prefer undocumented immigrant.

At 4/30/06 05:57 AM, fli wrote:

At 4/30/06 05:50 AM, Redbob86 wrote: This petition will help stop tax-payer funding to Planned Parenthood. I just signed it, it's a good cause.
http://www.stopplann..thoodtaxfunding.com/


Even if you support abortion, would you really want your tax dollars going to fund it?

They provide free condoms, preventative shots to certain STDs, treatment, couseling, and other things--

Yes.
Let's take those too...

You know, for the most part, I think we just don't want to pay for abortions.

But I will sign this because I like to see a girl die with a wire stuck in her vagina in her house instead of a clean office. But whatever--

Yes because it would be too much to expect people to live with the consequences of their actions.

At 4/29/06 08:59 PM, Monocrom wrote: Yeah! Great idea! ............. Unless the terrorists hijack another plane and crash it into one of those nukes. Other than that, it's brilliant!

Nukes don't go off unless they're armed. Go rent Broken Arrow.

Does this mean we'll see a significant decline in the crime rate too?

I think we should have put two rocket platforms where the towers stood and a sign reading "Here stands 2 nuclear warheads targeted at the Middle East, Try us Motherfuckers."

I'm afraid of Patrick Swaze...

What?

At 4/25/06 05:36 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 4/25/06 05:33 PM, Leap wrote: Lo everybody

I've been thinking (always a dangerous passtime i know)

You lost all intelectual integrety with the pun

How about the fact he mangaled a quote from a Disney musical. =O

At 4/25/06 02:59 PM, Big_SciZot wrote: I really enjoy politics, but this forum intimidates me. I feel like I have to make huge posts whenever I'm in this forum.

I laugh at your sig pic.

Given the record margins the oil companies are hitting I would say the high prices are of a factor of demand than expense.

Well I think we've covered the formula of how spend your life as a virgin, now here's a few tips from a not virgin to help you 14 year olds out.

1. Young ladies do not like to be referred to as hos. If you find one that does, don't be surprised if she's a crazy ass bitch who might be inclined to beat on you.

2. This one applies to both men and women, if you are in an abusive relationship get out of it. Don't try to change the person or fight back or teach them a lesson, just fucking leave. Relationships are suppose to be conducive of your perpetual happiness in life, find one that is.

3. A relationship is a partnership neither member should dominate.

4. You should veiw relationships as shopping for a potential lifetime partner, if you have an attitude of "fuck that shit, I just wanna get some tang," you are a maladjusted little child and I would reccomend theorapy or suicide.

5. A man should never strike a woman, if she hits your first your grab her arms and you say "Don't do that," then walk away. If ever ever ever hit a woman I will find your little bitch ass and show you what a real beating is.

Well anyways I hope this helps you guys out because at the rate you're going the only pussy you're ever going to see will be on a computer screen.