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At 11/8/09 12:30 AM, ZagmenO wrote: You people are all sick!

It's Minnie Mouse, motherfuckers!

YOU LIKE COPYING ME, MOTHERFUCKER?! ILL FUCKING KILL YOUR ASS. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

You all disgust me.

Minnie Mouse.

I SNORT COCAINE EVERYDAY, AND POP THESE BOMB ASS PILLS I GOT FROM SOME DUDE IN CUPERTINO. AND IM FUCKING FIVE YEARS OLD. AND I FUCKED YOUR MOM AFTER SHE CHANGED MY DIAPER.

YOUR MOM. THIS DICK. YOUR BIRTH. MY SADNESS.

*applause*

At 10/25/09 01:15 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: Stuff.

Spike Jonez didnt just want to make a movie for kids. It was a movie about being a kid. Put yourself in Max's shoes. Look at his problems. Look at what he doesn't understand about what his mom is going through. Him trying to live without a father. He runs away from it all and makes his own world, where he comes and interacts with these problems through the fictional monsters he makes.

It's way better than it wouldve been if it was just"BOY ACTS LIKE WOLF. IS SENT TO ROOM. PRETENDS TO BE A MONSTER. HAS FUN WITH MADE-UP MONSTERS. [INSERT TYPICAL KIDS MOVIE ABYSS SUCH AS SOMEONE GOING MISSING]. PROBLEM IS SOLVED. EVERYONE IS HAPPY. BUH-BYE MAX."

Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus

No sarcasm

In other news, Method Man was arrested.

I use it all the time. CAUSE IM TOTALLY BEAST, BRAH.

Seriously, no sarcasm.

Ive read this before. Somewhere else.

God is telling you that Dr. Pepper is evil. DONT FALL FOR THE TEMPTATIONS.

At 10/4/09 01:55 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: Remember those unfunny 2-minute cartoons Seth did for Google (or some other thing)?
Yeah, me neither.

If you dont remember them, then why are you posting about them? JUST WONDERING. DUR HURR

MY BIRTHDAY IS A YEAR FROM NOW.

OHMYGOD. ITS ALEX SMITH. CAN YOU SIGN MY FOOTBALL. Oh wait. Nevermind.

No, whoever says yes deserves to be castrated.

Here we are, arguing about fake animals that exist in a fake world. NEWGROUNDS, CONTRIBUTING TO AMERICA LIKE ALWAYS.

I LOVED HANNAH MONTANA.

PokeMon PinBall w/ Rumble for the GameBoy Color is way better. If I could only find my copy.

FUCK YOU GUYS FOR NOT STOCKING TOMBA.

At 9/13/09 02:47 AM, MonkeyV wrote: I'm sorry... I don't really watch hockey...

You should. Matt Barkley is this crazy new Freshman Center for the Syracuse Orange.

LETS GO STANFORD!

At 8/23/09 03:10 AM, Spikrodd wrote: I walked out on K-Pax, Gigli, High School Musical 3 (little sis's chaperone), Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Mulan, Disaster Movie and Bicentennial man.

This is coming from a 16 year old. You walked out on Bicentennial Man when you were one? God, stop lying, you little shit.

No Kirby Rule 34 in this thread yet? IM DISAPPOINTED.

You shouldve slapped that bitch. Girls should fart, burp, hiccup, or blink in front of us men. Unless, we tell them to, because we have a fetish for it. Why was she in class anyway? Shouldnt she have been cooking?

Oakland is okay. I guess I have low standards.

This is so viral marketing for Saw.

This is coming from a guy with a 3Oh!3 sig. OH GOD, I HAVE A SPLITTING HEADACHE. IM GOING TO GO STAB A KNIFE INTO MY LEG, TO TAKE MY MIND OFF OF THE PAIN, AND THE HORRIBLE MEMORY OF THAT SONG.

LETS GET FREAKY.

TOY STORY IS FUCKED UP, TOO

OH IM SO MATURE. I DONT WANT THOSE SILLY KIDS SHOWS. ALL I WATCH IS SOFTCORE PORN AND SPIKE TV. YOU GUYS ARE LITTLE KIDS.

In other news, Marilyn Monroe is dead. Period.