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Response to: Want to buy some uranium? Posted January 9th, 2010 in General

what a great site.

shameless bump
Response to: Want to buy some uranium? Posted January 9th, 2010 in General

At 1/9/10 12:51 AM, EJR wrote: It appears lithium metal is sold out. I'm kind of wondering whether the people who bought this got it so that they could do something cool with it or something very, very bad.

Or this or maybe pull a fight club with this

or you could even spend a few hundred bucks and litter this around someones bedroom or car, and give them radiation poisoning.

Want to buy some uranium? Posted January 9th, 2010 in General

Yours for the low, low price of only $40 for 5 grams.
How about some Indalloy 117, which melts at only 117 deg. F. (or 47.2 deg. C. for you euro-homo's)

SO COME ON DOWN TO UNITED NUCLEAR

I'm gonna get me some Hg and phosphorent powder!!!

What about you NG?

Response to: Why do fatties drink Red Bull Posted January 7th, 2010 in General

I disagree. I am fat and have NEVER consumed an energy drink.

Response to: Stupid People Trying To Get A Nut Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 09:10 AM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: I realize...play later

What?

Response to: A mysterious voice poses a question Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

The color of night is a more mauve-y shade of pinky russet.

Response to: I'm the father of a baby girl!!! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

OP I'm so sorry for you.

Response to: Post obscure newgrounds submissions Posted January 3rd, 2010 in General

At 1/3/10 09:42 PM, evan210 wrote: Yes?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/59 593

Perfect. Now you've got it!

Response to: Post obscure newgrounds submissions Posted January 3rd, 2010 in General

At 1/3/10 09:38 PM, evan210 wrote: Attempt #2

Hmm...

Third time's the charm?

Post obscure newgrounds submissions

Response to: Post obscure newgrounds submissions Posted January 3rd, 2010 in General

I found it strangely addictive...

Response to: I'll type your name! Posted January 3rd, 2010 in General

Hey letiger do me!

Response to: recommended bb guns? Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

At 12/7/09 05:28 PM, camobch0 wrote: You'll shoot your eye out!!!

You'll shoot your eye out!!!
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Response to: Large Hadron Collider Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

At 12/21/09 03:44 PM, Grizzli wrote:
Discuss.

Cool.

Response to: Sub Zero Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

At 12/20/09 11:26 PM, Dogmeat wrote: Apparently blood can't freeze anywhere on earth. Funny, I didn't know the lowest temperature on earth was 0(Celsius).

You have clearly never tasted blood.
It is salty.
And as you probably don't know, salt lowers the freezing point for water (or any liquid for that matter).

jeez!
Response to: Repealing truancy laws. Posted December 19th, 2009 in General

At 12/19/09 08:08 PM, Samen wrote: Or you could just man up and actually go to class, instead of being a shiftless fag.

^^^Word^^^

Response to: Staying up for as long as possible Posted December 19th, 2009 in General

At 12/19/09 06:51 AM, flamingninja777 wrote:

And I might grab a coffee when the bakery opens in an hour... Would you be pissed if I chewed up a concerta pill later?

i wouldn't blame you.

I used to have ADHD and I still have quite a few pills left.
I take 2 54mg capsules when i need to stay up.

good if youre trying to lose weight too because they KILL your appetite. (ill take two of those and only eat once when I wake up during a 24+ period.)

Response to: Show NG your knives! Posted December 19th, 2009 in General

At 12/19/09 06:10 AM, Darth-Zanuha wrote: In WWII:

you have CLEARLY never learned ANYTHING bout WWII

The Germans were doing the killing in russia.
Those dead ruskies were the cause of germans. not finns.

idiot
Response to: Staying up for as long as possible Posted December 19th, 2009 in General

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Gardn er_%28record_holder%29

Longest without sleep.

Ive done 30+ hours before. (not fun)

are you doing it With or without the help of chemicals (caffiene and the like)

we need a tinychat room. Posted December 19th, 2009 in General

Why don't we have one?

Response to: Bored? Use Glade Ziplock Bags Posted December 18th, 2009 in General

http://www.pointlesssites.com/

awesome

Response to: Show NG your knives! Posted December 16th, 2009 in General

Updated.

NOW all of my knives are in the pic

questions?

go to my profile

Show NG your knives!

Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted December 16th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 12/13/09 04:09 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
Leaving the list:
bdash1990 - So long buddy. I'll see you in the EGB!

No you won't.
At least not with that garbage whistle I've got. :(

Response to: Should Switchblades be Illegal? Posted December 16th, 2009 in General

ANY weapon is only dangerous if used improperly.

I own a Microtech switchblade (I live in UT).

The idea of making switchblades and stilettos illegal was a knee-jerk reaction to movies like rebel without a cause and the outsiders.

A good OTF switchblade is the best knife for the money. You can open and close it with one hand faster then any other knife.

Get a $300 microtech. Best money I ever spent.

Should Switchblades be Illegal?

Response to: Need help deciding on an MP4 player Posted December 16th, 2009 in General

How about a fucking iPod. Like the rest of the world.

Response to: Show NG your knives! Posted December 16th, 2009 in General

BOY BEFORE YOUR NEW MASTER.

notallcaps

better resolution here

Show NG your knives!

Response to: So, I recently inhereted this gun.. Posted December 11th, 2009 in General

At 12/11/09 01:15 AM, MercatorMap wrote:
At 12/11/09 01:11 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: It's a double barrel shotgun what's more to know? If I were you I'd saw off the stock and barrel to make it shorter.
Age/Gender: 13, Male

I was going to rant at you, but I now understand your idiocy.

definitely.

Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted December 10th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

I hereby am no longer a member of the NGPD.

And the reason I have been posting so seldom recently is because of college finals.

Newgrounds Police Dept.

Response to: Hey Tom Fulp Posted December 9th, 2009 in General

what the hell is drexel?
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And for that matter, Who is tom fulp?

Response to: What an amazing advertisement...p i Posted December 8th, 2009 in General

This billboard is by the freeway near my house.
I lol'd

What an amazing advertisement...p i