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Author Search Results: 'Bassz'

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Topic: Internet issues

Posted: 06/08/09 04:42 AM

Forum: General

You can always call your internet provider, whether or not the issue is related to them or technical problems.


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Topic: Internet issues

Posted: 06/08/09 04:41 AM

Forum: General

You can always call your internet provider, whether or not the issue is related to them or technical problems.


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Topic: Acting like you do on Newgrounds...

Posted: 06/08/09 04:40 AM

Forum: General

I think it was witty. But yeah, on the INTERNET, I am a complete asshole. I'm not an asshole in real life. It's fun, and I just can't stop. There's nothing on the internet for me to be bitter about.

Also, someone made fun of me on the INTERNET. Quiet mom, I have to reply to this asshole.


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Topic: Floppy Disks

Posted: 06/08/09 04:36 AM

Forum: General

At 6/7/09 07:48 PM, Piss wrote: I prefer floppy disks over anything else, they're much easier to organize, being square and flat, and able to stack on their own.

Are you kidding me? I have lost so much documents from the floppies, or they've been corrupted so much, and prone to having kids who enjoy breaking it apart to see the film inside.

I hated floppies so much when I used to use them. When I found out about the godsend called "Flashdrives", I bought those fuckers right away.


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Topic: do you like indian food?

Posted: 06/08/09 03:30 AM

Forum: General

You guys can all go to hell.

I am craving for Indian food today.


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Topic: How long do music fads last?

Posted: 06/08/09 03:01 AM

Forum: General

They come back every two decades, generally changed into a more modern culture.


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Topic: In Newgrounds...

Posted: 06/08/09 01:07 AM

Forum: General

At 6/6/09 05:54 AM, YoshiRacer1 wrote:
At 6/6/09 05:43 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:
At 6/6/09 05:36 AM, YoshiRacer1 wrote: When you say something twice in a row it's double negative
hyperbole.
What's a hyperbole?

A kind of exaggeration, where you repeat or anecdote something to really put an emphasis on a certain topic, ie, your ass burns like a 1000 sun. Courtesy of TNT and Jonners.

Double negative: Do you really don't not understand double-negatives?


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Topic: Epiphany

Posted: 06/07/09 07:16 PM

Forum: General

At 6/7/09 07:06 PM, Greenfrost6 wrote: You call that a conspiracy?

HISTORY MYSTERY

Every 20 years since 1840, a US president is assassinated or has died in office. that is, until 1980, with Reagan nearly assassinated.


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Topic: Epiphany

Posted: 06/07/09 07:14 PM

Forum: General

At 6/7/09 08:24 AM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Sixty five years ago millions of Jews (and others) were killed in the holocaust
Sixty five million years ago millions of dinosaurs were killed by a comet.

Coincidence? I thought so at first, but get this

Sixty five has nine letters
Holocaust has nine letters
Dinosaurs has nine letters
Mass death has nine letters.
Jew Hebrew has nine letters

The words above are in English. Are they the same in any other kind of languages? No?

Fuck you and your shitty internet conspiracy.


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Topic: 8 gig i touch is enough?

Posted: 06/07/09 07:07 PM

Forum: General

Yes. If you don't like the games either, you can always delete them.

By the way, using an60gig video. I have a about 5 dozen videos as well as 1 gig of music. I've had it for nearly 2 years now. I still have 50 gigs left. I don't know how to fill it up.


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Topic: Who watches Arrested Development?

Posted: 06/07/09 07:05 PM

Forum: General

It lasted like, what, 3 seasons? Because I remember watching two of them. Really great show. Only the part where the guy wanted some incest made me feel uncomfortable.


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Topic: E-Pussy

Posted: 06/07/09 07:00 PM

Forum: General

The only people who go to Omegle are trolls and sexual predator predators.


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Topic: After an Abortion

Posted: 06/07/09 06:59 PM

Forum: General

Some countries eat fetuses. I assume that most are thrown away, just like umbilical cords, which is a waste since cords contain stem cells which are vital in saving baby lives if they are born with defects.

If I was a woman, and had a naughty kid, I would get pregnant, abort that baby, keep it in a jar. Whenever my kid is bad, I would put him in a room with that jar saying that he/she could have been that.


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Topic: 15 year old girl has sex 300 times

Posted: 06/04/09 01:36 AM

Forum: General

Remember the news where a 12-13 year old kid becomes a father or something? Turns out his girlfriend, 15 years old at the moment, has had sex with a few different kids in the 5th grade.


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Topic: Black Hole?

Posted: 06/04/09 01:08 AM

Forum: General

Your body would probably stretch and be pulled apart. Obviously, you would die before you hit the bottom. Black hole is probably has the heaviest gravitational pull in the universe.


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Topic: My computer is haunted!

Posted: 06/04/09 01:06 AM

Forum: General

My friend once heard a demonic voice come out of the monitor speakers while talking over the phone. Nothing was open on his computer.


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Topic: Help!

Posted: 06/03/09 12:57 AM

Forum: General

Haha oh wow I forgot Newgrounds even had hentai games and shit. Be right back guys.


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Topic: I don't fucking want glasses!

Posted: 06/03/09 12:55 AM

Forum: General

The moment I entered the sixth grade, BAM, I lost my good eyesight.


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Topic: What do you want to be known for?

Posted: 06/03/09 12:54 AM

Forum: General

I want to set a genre or produce a canon in the industry of animation.


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Topic: if you could be anyone

Posted: 06/03/09 12:53 AM

Forum: General

I would be Megan Fox.

So I could, you know...

Get more tattoos.


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Topic: flash game where girl farts

Posted: 06/03/09 12:43 AM

Forum: General

Kikkomaso!!!


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Topic: PC gaming blows.

Posted: 06/03/09 12:18 AM

Forum: General

Haha, oh wow. The games of this generation can be played on a PC rig that costs about $900 to make. I enjoyed your propaganda and generalization of games however.


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Topic: I think I killed my girlfriend...

Posted: 06/03/09 12:17 AM

Forum: General

No, he clearly needs to post on the internet, because we, the users of Newgrounds, know perfectly what the fuck to do.


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Topic: My Sister got me a blow up man!

Posted: 06/02/09 01:44 AM

Forum: General

PUT MAH NAME IN ITS ANUS


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Topic: Would you date a bi person?

Posted: 06/02/09 01:40 AM

Forum: General

Girls aren't bisexual. They're attention whores. Either that, or girls can easily be more intimate with other girls than a guy with another guy friend.


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Topic: Shocking News in the Abortion World

Posted: 06/02/09 01:37 AM

Forum: General

Sometimes you need to take a lucky guess:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Opi3b2-o hw&feature=related


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Topic: If the U.S. didn't invent the nuke

Posted: 06/02/09 01:36 AM

Forum: General

Obviously not. Why was Albert Einstein as well as a dozen other brilliant scientists forced to move to America?


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Topic: Good, relatively unknown sites?

Posted: 06/01/09 01:34 AM

Forum: General

These are archived stories:

http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal%20C rossing/index.html

http://www.wyseguys.com/blog/articles/sh itty_roommate_1.aspx

This one especially, is hilarious:

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

Found out that the author of this cite conceived the popular Spider e-mail prank as well as a browser of that 4chan website.


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Topic: Someone Really Stole My Bike.

Posted: 05/29/09 07:53 PM

Forum: General

Got my bike stolen by a Mexican gardener. The next day, he is weeding the garden of a next door neighbor, and my bike (which was pretty expensive by the way) spray painted sloppily, leaning against a tree.


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Topic: I grinded.

Posted: 05/28/09 11:14 PM

Forum: General

The girl who rejected me to our homecoming dance was grinding behind me, while another hot girl asked me to "Dance" with her. Grind train.

All I know was that the the one behind me, before she started grinding me, had a huge "oh fuck" face on, but I still don't know why she danced with me.


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