At 10/22/09 07:39 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 10/22/09 07:37 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote: The one thing I've always wanted, Immortality.

Than you get Malaria, or get shot or something. Making your one chance to bend the rules of space time to come crashing down in a terribly ironic way.

No, dude, I mean Total Immortality. As in I can't get hurt, or sick, or ever die.

Just make your own Shourd of Turin and tell the "If it's just that easy, it's not true."
Hell, why not make some Turin Jeans while your at it?

The one thing I've always wanted, Immortality.

October 22, 2009
Dear Fellow Pawns;

Since November 1st, 1993 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 5834 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day.

Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The same company that has returned the McRib 579 limited times in the last 15 years has never given my well-being a second thought.

Well, congratulations, you win. McDonald's 1, AJ Copeland 0. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.

Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of MBA's from Hamburger U.

Together Ray and I will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.

Sincerely,

AJ Copeland

P.S. Please don't look in the closet.

NOOOOO. YOU JINXD US, DAMNIT!!

Well, I'm scared of needles, but I'm sure that's normal.
I'm also scared of baloons poping.

For the NewGrounders still young enugh or immature enugh, tell NewGrounds what you'll be for Holoween. (pics if possable)
I'm going out as Big Boss. Complete with right eyepatch and snake suit. I also cut a 7" bandana, but I rembered that he had the Infinity Face Paint, not Bandana. I'm even taking a cardboard box to a holoween party next frieday.
How about you?

At 9/22/09 06:19 PM, FRGmaster wrote: a sperm whale has a 13 ft penis and can produce 9 kg of sperm

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Dear god...

About 5 years ago, my mom got an 8-part movie called "The Beatle's Anthology" and since then it's been in my care. I never watched it, and always kept it in mint condition. And the lady we got it from kept it in good condition. It's VHS, and still in it's originel package. I've looked on e-bay, and could possabley get $150 for it, but what do you think? Is there anyone here that might want to buy it?

I'm looking for a picture of a chibi dinosor fucking a chibi robot. Cand anyone find it for me.
No, I'm not being lazy, I just can't find it.

At 8/23/09 08:31 PM, SideKick7 wrote: Uncle Tom, aka the foundations of America

I think you mean Uncle Sam.

At 8/23/09 08:25 PM, misterchees0 wrote: *cough*

Not even close. HE is. Don't be fooled by his docile appearance. He's a killer.

Why is he screaming? What could make him scream so much?

Your take?

At 6/24/09 11:08 PM, Podburrys wrote: Spike coz he's badass, Angel coz he's teh sex.

What? At least they don't fucking twinkle.

YEAH!!! Spike FTW!
Not only don't they twinkle, but Spike has a BRITISH FUCKING ACCENT!!!

At 6/25/09 10:15 AM, thelittleemo wrote: Yeah, I think that some nudity in some places shouldn't be allowed such as malls, restaurants, places like those. But nudity at a beach or something like that, should be okay.

Yeah, like in Europe.
I loved the beaches in England.

At 6/24/09 09:47 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote: This is the greatest Magnum.

Yeah, and he'll blow your head clean off.

Just throw a brick out the window. If you kill one, they both stop.
You might want to throw two just to be safe.
You can also tell if they're fucking by the way they moan.

I really don't know what to say.
8/10 I guess.

Just how old IS she?
Little girl = Only awkwerd to you.
About your age = She went back to her room and thought about what you could have been doing.
Older then you = You feel awkwerd because you were jacking off. She feels awkwerd because she was fucking her boyfriend.

At 6/5/09 09:49 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote:

At 6/5/09 09:48 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Cole-train.

Beat me to it.

Damn you, he beat me too.
Now what?

At 6/5/09 09:35 PM, TomFulp wrote:

At 6/5/09 09:32 PM, Leidolfr wrote: so whats the deal, i thought someone else ran his account, and its never him

It is ALWAYS me. We don't have a magic pretend Tom.

Mr. Fulp, are you God?

What was/were the most meaningful song or songs have you ever heard? Did they inspire you? How? What did they mean to you? Please post a link to the song/songs.

As for me, When You Were Young, by The Killers.
I don't know why, it just touches me.

At 6/5/09 09:10 PM, Ericho wrote: You could always take the IQ test. I took one and got a score of 142. That's genius! Yeah!

Yeah, thank god yor the stupid people in the world, or that would be just above average. From last year.

Yo mama so fat, she has to wake up in sections!

At 6/5/09 06:26 PM, Onizero wrote: I beat Chuck Norris in a fight.

Blasphamy. It's just not possable.
I, however, did this.

Hahaha.
Raining Blood by Slayer.

At 6/5/09 12:46 AM, MonkeyV wrote: I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Dear GO. so. much. win.
*shudders*

Mine! *i'm so original*
They see me rollin' They hatin'
Patrollin' they try to catch me ridin' dirty
Try to catch me ridin' dirty
Try to catch me ridin' dirty
Try to catch me ridin' dirty
Try to catch me ridin' dirty
My music so loud I'm swangin'
They hopin' that they gon catch me ridin' dirty
Try to catch me ridin' dirty
Try to catch me ridin' dirty
Try to catch me ridin' dirty
Try to catch me ridin' dirty

At 6/5/09 12:31 AM, Chymeraxe wrote: Get off the internet and talk to her.

I second this. Tell her to meet you somewhere that that cockbreaker friend of yours won't be.

At 6/5/09 12:19 PM, somemember wrote: Judging by the Topic title, I'd rather not click that link...

Don't worry, it's all good.

At 6/5/09 06:30 AM, Letters wrote: It's okay. You're British, you won't be able to have a cohearent relationship anyway.

That's just mean. But true.

poor english man.

Did you ever let anyone else use it? Tell her it was your brother/dad. Or that it was a mistake serch.