what the fuck? since when is it anyone elses job to do your bitchwork. get off newgrounds and research it yourself you lazy fuck

i remember coming on NG in the 4th grade to play club a seal and assassin. that was....... 10 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg-y3eHPZ fc
Tony Hawk can barely do them apparantly

Dude STFU, i have been skating for ten years and i can count the number of people that can do a hard flip on one hand. And from my five years on this site i can tell you that no, most of the people that use these forums sit at home on their computers all day with 4chan and newgrounds tabbed in their browser, and while holding their dicks in their hands, start threads about how they can do one of the hardest flat ground skate tricks and how outside of the internet they are the most awesome people ever, and are so fucking cool.

If you post a video of you talking to the camera and saying your newgrounds username, and then nailing a hard flip (you get infinite try's, as long as the youtube video length limit is) then I will mail you $20, and change my sig to "I AM A DOUCHEBAG" for a month. I promise on my dead grandma I will pay up if you post the footage.

At 6/26/09 02:13 PM, DannyJay wrote:
dude, the human race originates from Africa.

EVERYONE IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN!

Dude I hope you were attempting to be humorous (which, if so, was an epic fail) and you aren't really that fucking stupid. Everyone is African American? Really....?

ive been here for over 5 years already, so i will likely still be here

im far from a 360 fanboy, but fuck the ps3. although is has some good games, i still think 360 has it beat. even castle crashers is a 360 exclusive. besides that I have about 30 episodes of south park and every aqua teen episode downloaded to my hard drive, and me an my girlfriend order movies from the marketplace all the time. I (like most consumers actually) do not have an hdtv and have no need for the ability to play blue ray disks. the ps3 is overpriced, and I with all of the 360 games I already own I have very little incentive to switch to ps3.

after my first two 360s RRoD'd on me, when I finally thought they had sent me a working model, it stopped reading disks. I have the open tray message at all times, regardless of what game or dvd is in the drive. then I find out that it is just out of warranty. great. thrilled with this awesome news i rushed down to best buy as fast as I could so I could spend more of my hard earned money on this amazingly well built and reliable system. after dropping $400 on a 360 elite, I come home and realize that even after recovering my gamertag, I have now lost all my save games. Transferring the save files would appear to be a simple task, but why would M$ want anything to be simple. You cannot move the save files onto anything except an xbox "memory unit", which is basically a $60, 512mb memory stick (a <$5 worth piece of shit with a fucking $60 pricetag) or by buying one of their "hard drive transfer kits", which are twenty fucking dollars and NOT included with the system..... After a 45 minute phone call with some dumb indian bitch I managed to get M$. Now I have to wait three weeks to play my fucking games. FML

anyways, the reason I am posting this here is because I am still hopeful enough to think that THERE MUST BE A WAY for me to get my old save games onto my new console. if anyone could offer me any advice on how to do this, it would be greatly appreciated.

this is possible the gayest fucking thread i have ever seen. first off, the only "huge issue" on newgrounds is that it has been infiltrated with pre pubescent little faggots like you who still watch pokemon, second, pokemon is a little kids show, and it sucks the cock of life. I used to be really into it when I was in the third and fourth grade, and my 10 year old brother grew out of it last year. Pokemon is a kids show in every way imaginable, and is the farthest thing from a respectable adult show possible. Get the fuck off newgrounds and go kill yourself if it bothers you so much, you little whiny bitch.

At 6/4/09 06:28 PM, Jezuz wrote:
Go ahead and try to show some therapist who has put his career on the line to prove that aspergers is a real syndrome, and I'll show you a Nazi that can show proof the holocaust didn't happen.

what the fuck are you talking about you ignoramus. I have a ten year old brother and one of his bestfriends has aspergers. You talk to this kid for one minute and tell me that there isn't something SERIOUSLY wrong with him. The only site on the internet I could even find that disputed whether aspergers was a real syndrome was this, but that concludes that IT IS REAL anyways. Why dont you watch this video, and educate yourself a little bit.

The only reason I am arguing on this kids behalf is that I see kids making fun of my little brothers friend all the time, and I think it is fucked up. The kid is like 9 and gets so much shit for having a form of autism for fucks sake. It is ignorant people like you who fuel that sort of nonsense and you should do a little research and educate yourself before coming across as a total ignorant asshole.

I am a level 256 in Castle Crashers with every single character, every stat is totally maxed, and I have every weapon and every pet, and basically unlimited health and magic. It is soooo boring I hate it, I want to get my level 50 back so playing the game is actually fun again. The thing is that the developers must have been the ones to put the glitch in the game, because of the way the you get your characters like that.

What you do is have 2 separate XBL accounts log in and join a game with one other person. You go to the barbarian boss fight and while you are fighting him before he dies, you simply quit the game. When you log back in you will have every single character with a gold skull, lvl 256, and crazy stats/every weapon. Idk how it works but I only tried it out of curiosity and I really want to reset it so I can have fun playing the game again. Right now it is just too boring, nothing is a challenge anymore.

At 6/4/09 06:10 PM, MrPercie wrote: Look for a wow database in google they usally show maps with the level ranges, quest locations, how to complete quests and some tips on to be good in the talent tree of your class. I mean Wow is pretty big and would take me quite a while to give you all the locations, items, and stuff you need to know and get.

Okay thanks, that's what I have been doing anyway. I was just kind of hoping that someone else on NG (who wasn't a douche bag) was on Bloodscalp too and they were willing to meet up with me and maybe throw me some items/money and maybe offer me some legit advice on where to put my talent points and the easiest way to get from 48 to 55.

At 6/4/09 05:58 PM, BreIm wrote: Don't waste your time, just get to 55, make a deathknight, and faceroll through the game. Literally.

Okay but whats the easiest/best way for me to get from level 48 to level 55

And the level cap was never 40. It was 60, 70, and then 80.

I actually played the WoW Beta, and I remember being pissed when they raised the cap to 39 instead of 40 because that meant that mounts and plate mail wouldn't become available. I also used to have Diablo as a pet. :)

In my house, between me and my little brother (because we share our consoles), we have:
A Nintendo 64
A Gameboy Color
A Gameboy Advance
A Nintendo DS
A PSP
A Ninteno Wii
A XBox 360
And there is an old SNES and Sega Genesis in my attic but I'm not sure if I have all the wires for them or if they still work.

Genesis is the best system ever made.

Okay, I am almost twenty and I haven't played WoW in ages, and I no longer have access to my character. My little brother (who just turned 10) has an account I could activate with his first character on it, a level 48 Human Mage. It is on Bloodscalp. He says that he made the character like shit, his stat points are all fucked, he is totally broke, and has shitty weapons, and armor (definently no legendary or epic items lol). Anyways he has both expansions installed which I have never played. I intend on leveling him up so I can make him into a Death Knight. My character was only level 30 when I quit so I have no experience playing as a higher level or as a mage.

Could anyone give me some advice on where to re-allocate his skill points, some help getting better weapons and armor, and advice on where I can go train, and how to play as a lvl 48 mage. If anyone is on Bloodscalp and they could hook a ni*ga up, I appreciate it. :P Any help or advice at all guys, talk to me like I'm a noob because I guess todays world of warcraft is very different from the one that I knew back when I was 'BluntSmoker' an the highest level was like 40 I think :)

anyone who helps me gets 5 cool points!!! ;)

how far have i ever gotten with a girl??
ummm.... pregnant....

eminems older shit (slim shady & marshall mathers lps) was fucking great, after that he lost his credit with me as far as being real, someone from the streets, rapping about shit people could relate to, to being an MTV sellout/ rich, spoiled, and pampered rapper. Although, he still came out with some really good songs after SSLP and MMLP (toy soldiers, puke, without me, cleaning out my closet, square dance, and superman) but the bulk of it was definitely a lower quality than original shit was. I think his first albums set a standard for originality that he could not live up to every CD. He is still a good rapper, but I think him bitching about Hollywood and being rich has turned a lot of people off to him, and I cant blame them.
On the other hand, the Invasion mixtape with DJ Green Lantern is fucking awesome. The only people who would dislike it are just close minded and don't appreciate good rap at all, or are probably the people who say there has been no good rap since Biggie and Tupac. There is no reason you should be embarassed for listening to him.

Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the fuckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
Else he'll be wreaking like a fags ass

why do all you fur fag losers insist that we hate you because we are ignorant? or because we think that you are all into bestiality? no. wrong. we hate you because are sexually attracted to anthropomorphic animals and dress up like a bunch of fags who are completely starved for any form of attention whatsoever. you have all isolated yourselves from the rest of the "normal" people in society (although I would consider myself far from normal, I am certainly no fur fag), by dressing up like animals and letting your fetish become such a huge part of your lifestyle and personality. You all must realize you ARE NOT normal people, YOU ARE freaks, and for the most part, anyone who meets you will not like you. get the fuck over it and go crawl back to your little fur fag conventions and suck each others little animal penis's.

everyone that keeps saying they stopped when they were 8 or 9, that is really old to wet the bet. my lil breh is 9 and he hasnt pissed the bed in years. and for people that dream that they are peeing only to wake up all wet, i actually dream that i am peeing all the time, and wake up really having to pee. you guys are freaks :P

At 5/5/09 11:02 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I like to piss my pants

I have a similar problem, except i usually wake up with a big steaming pile of shit smeared all over my asscheeks and down my legs. I would wear a diaper, but I kind of like it. ;)

my post got cut off

by that logic everyone who drinks is a loser too

what is this a fucking NA meeting.
hi my name is Travis, (hi Travis!), I'm an addict, and my drug of choice is heroin.
I hope others can learn from my mistakes, and learn that almost everything can be fine in moderation. Weed is completely harmless, and drug experimentation can be very rewarding (escpecially with LSD and mushrooms), but coke is bad, crack is worse, and heroin is the worst. Dont judge me because of the mistakes I have made, no one knows what I have been through and what the circumstances in my life are. I would have bet my nutsack a year ago that I would NEVER EVER try heroin, let alone get addicted, but shit happens, and things spiral out of control FAST. Stick to weed, drink on the weekends, and if you are going to experiment ALWAYS know your mind, know your drug, and know your source, and have other experienced people around you. Oh, and for all you pill poppers/niffers out there, trust me, ALL OPIATES are bad, that includes percoset, oxycontin, vicodin, codeine, etc. dont fool yourselves, you are doing synthetic heroin.

fuck you assholes who say, "all people who do drugs are losers", once you crawl out of the little nutshells that you are living in and gain some real life experience, you will realize that most losers do drugs, yes that is true, but most of the people who use drugs are not losers, that is a horrible stereotype. I consider alcohol one of the most dangerous drugs out there, so

At 4/28/09 11:47 PM, Tykwa wrote: im a fucking idiot

first off lil breh, nutmeg is a hallucinogen, but you need whole nutmegs, like the actual nut, and you arent supposed to smoke them (i dont think, i have never been that desperate as to try to get high off of nutmeg, and i have been pretty desperate.) also, helium doesnt get you high.... it makes your voice high and squeeky, im pritty sure most little kids have inhaled it to talk funny, not to get high. if you are getting high off of it, it is because you are depleting your brain of oxygen, in which case, you are a fucking idiot. as far as pills, just because it is a pill doesnt mean it is going to get you high dumbass. if your parents have xanax and oxycontin thats a different story, but come on now man. also, there is no place where there is NO WEED, if you cant find any it because you are probobly a 13 year old little shit with no connects. anyways i wasted enough energy on you.t

as for me, i feel like shit, I have been kicking dope for a day now and the withdrawal fucking sucks so bad. I cant believe that I was ever so stupid as to try that shit. it ruins your life so damn quickly, you guys wouldnt believe what has happened to my life in the nine months ive been using. i am gonna get some subs today to help me feel better, and my boy just gave me five xanax bars and a couple footballs. stick to weed kids, dont make the mistake of thinking that since half of what anti drug lobbyists tell you is bullshit, it is all bullshit. there are certain things in life that you should just never try, because you are rolling the dice with your life and everything you have everytime you do.

in better news (well not really), there is a light at the end of the tunnel for me as far as weed goes, I will be able to start smoking again on june 1, 2011. i just started probation for some PWI charge that I had, and that is when it ends.

go to newark new jersey, and bring at least $200 cash on you. you will DEFINITELY find a gun, but it will probably be hot (meaning it will have bodies on it).
but if that doesn't bother you, go for it

and by go for it I mean seriously DO NOT go for it

At 4/25/09 08:13 PM, Wrinkles wrote:
You obviously are incapable of having even a semi-intelligent conversation.

a durp a durr, eh, blehby bleh bloo bah, skeet skeet

All your 15 year old brain can muster is insult after insult toward OP.

stfu faggot first off I am almost 20. second off he insulted me when he insulted stones. I used to be proud to be a stone, and i would still be one if I could

I have nothing against potheads, I know quite a few, but you really aren't representing them well at all.

I speak on behalf of myself, no one else

If I was a stoner, I'd be embarrassed to know someone like you was trying to defend my cause.

If I were you I would jump in front of a train because I sucked so bad, and no one liked me. If you tell me where you live, I will gladly pull up the train schedule, and call you a cab to get you a ride to the tracks

a lot of people really enjoy beer, i dont know what some of you guys are talking about. i prefer whisky and rum, but a nice cold heineken can really hit the spot sometimes. I actually prefer cheap beer like budweiser, miller lite, and keystones, to expensive beer like pale ales and stouts. i absolutely hate dark beer, but beer that is too lite (like michelobe) also sucks. when it comes to alcohol i am picky. also, i hate vodka, but i could drink even the cheapest bourbon whisky (heaven hill) straight out of the bottle, and captain morgans is delicious, and southern comfort is like candy

ive been cooking a lot lately, try to get some chicken cutlets, beat two eggs, and then roll the chicken around in the eggs. then sprinkle cayanne red pepper on both sides of each piece of chicken, and roll the chicken around in a mixture of italian bread crumbs, salt, black pepper, more cayanne red pepper, basil, parsley, and oregano. then take a frying pan and fill it about two inches deep with oil, and drop the pieces of chicken into it. wait 2 to 3 minutes for each piece of chicken to cook, and try serving it with some mashed potatoes with garlic and sour cream stirred in, and some sweet style cream corn. also, for a sauce to dip the chicken in, try stirring together honey and ketchup, on this chicken it will be BANGIN.

this is just a recipe I made up myself when I was bored, and it is so fucking good (if you like spicy food, if not just dont use the cayanne pepper and it will still be really good)

enjoy

first off. this kid only seems like a tool because he was hanging out with you. get over it you little crybaby bitch. you have obviously never met someone whose life really revolved around a substance, so the fact the he enjoys smoking and talks about it bothers you because you are a narrow minded douche bag. Idk how something so trivial could really bother you, but don't hate on people who like to really have fun because your idea of a good time is sitting in front of a computer and jerking off, and he would rather get baked and go get pussy

At 4/24/09 03:51 PM, Kwing wrote: wah wah wah Im a crybaby

chill out broseph, its a fucking online forum, who gives a shit how retarded people on it are, if it bothers you so much leave. people are dumbasses in real life, and on the computer to. deal with it