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At 1/16/04 10:44 AM, Tool_Of_The_System wrote: Well the age minimum around here sure as hell isn't 13. It's more like 10 or 11 or something... Kids aren't allowed here, but they can add on a year or two. I really hate them for making Newgrounds die a bit.

Yeah it is usally easy to tell that half the people that say they are at least 13 are about 10 maybe even 9 and for the most part they usally just piss people off with their "I just can't wait to be grown up so I'll act like I'm a bad ass kid", but what can you do, if I were nine I would probably want to go on here as well.

Mike

At 1/16/04 10:39 AM, theredgoatee wrote: if they bug you so much why do you call them your friends.

Yeah I guess I should just call them people that are nice to me but still piss me off, that fits better.

Mike

HAHAHAHA, I'm so goth I was born with a goat's head up my ass.

I'm so goth when people ask how I am I bite the head off a chicken and vomit willy nilly about the town.

I'm so goth I buy every Foamy product just to say, hey I'm goth, I have a mind of my own thats why I buy what ever I have to to be a goth.

Mike

Some of my friends at the mall are really into this "band", they are a rap band yet their fans claim they are rock. Some even follow it as a faith, like many a christian would follow their faith.

The thing that gets me mad is these people usally have the worst sense of humor. I can say safely that I am a funny guy, I always have most of my friends cracking up, that is all of them but the ICP fans. They usally don't like to take jokes lightly and they always have to act tough and reply to a light hearted joke like "I would beat that mutha fuckoo up and piss on him, stupid fuck don't mess with me" and it's just like, no shut the fuck up get a sense of humor you fuck. Most of them also are afraid to like most cartoons, they'll be like "shit you still watch sponge bob, you need to grow up your like a wierdo" I should say something like "Me grow up, I have a mind of my own and I like what I like, why don't you go get raped up the ass by a John Wayne Gacey and have him bury you in his basement!" Of course they probably wouldn't know John Wayne Gacey and his acts, but hey, maybe if he were still alive and rapped poorly about it, they would all be listening to him rather then those two other clowns.
That would be funny to go to one of there shows with a huge pack of real clowns and then we would all throw pies willy nilly about the crowd making them cry, oh yes that would be swell!

Mike

And the block head shoved each other up their asses so the vanished.

Gumby was a simple man, he only wanted to help people every now and then, little did he know he would save the world and die trying. Yes it is sad indeed, you won't hear of the church of gumby, you won't see any gumby's hanging on a cross. Yet this one man, we owe him so much, and yet give him so little.

Mike

At 1/16/04 07:32 AM, Dante wrote: Ah, Gumby. Whatever happened to him anyway?

He saved the world and then died, that is why we must show our love for him!

Mike

At 1/16/04 07:25 AM, ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

At 1/16/04 07:18 AM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: But some of us would rather have a grand time talking about how we like to poop now and then!

I think that's just you...

Triumph the insult comedy dog seems to want to poop about as well!

Mike

Yes friends, it is now time to talk about The single most important man, in the history of the world. Many of our worlds achievements would not have happened if it wasn't for this oddly shaped little green man with a heart that is of pure gold.

There is no denying Gumby is the most important figure, not just of our time but of the worlds time.

Here you can talk of your love for this grand creature and all of the accomplishments he has helped to make.

Mike

At 1/16/04 07:13 AM, daredevilguy wrote:

At 1/16/04 07:11 AM, RollOnTheRedTank wrote: What is the point of this thread?!?!?!

that he wants to answer with questions, i think

But some of us would rather have a grand time talking about how we like to poop now and then!

Mike

I still like to poop now and then.

Mike

I like to poop now and then.

Mike

At 1/16/04 06:53 AM, MolokoSynthemesc wrote:
he looks like a penis! nice pic though.

Haha, thanks, your right he looks like sir green penis.

Mike

Here you go:
You are teh ghey swampthing man!!1

Mike

At 1/16/04 06:29 AM, gfoxcook wrote: But you don't need to worry, anyway. The 50 most recent list will take care of any stragglers until liljim can change the limit to 200.

Once the 200 vote thing in order to pass judgment gets working, will you have to have a higher score then 1.60 to pass judgment?

Mike

At 1/16/04 06:27 AM, daredevilguy wrote: we need only one vote on ice-bot.....

Damn it!!! Not anymore now there is another one on the list!!!! >:(

Mike

At 1/16/04 06:16 AM, daredevilguy wrote: there are still movies on the list, if i remember right, 2, please vote them down

Yep almost there, I just voted on the Ice bot thing.

Mike

Theres still black hole sun, I already voted on it today to get it past judgment so I can't help there.

Mike

But you would have the power to grant your own wishes, so you could wish that you could make things better again.

But what if the wish was for me to not be able to take it back, that would really suck.

But I don't have to worry about that unless I get some Fairly Odd Parents

Mike

I have a fat cat that I call fatty and when I yell at her and say "Fatty your a bitch fatty, your a fucking bitch" she gets all happy and runs over to me.

HAHAHA

At 1/16/04 05:57 AM, Dark_Potato wrote:
Are you the goatse man?

They should make a childs story book where Goatse Man Jr looks for his dad and asks random people if they are Goatse Man.

In fact, I think I'll make a flash movie about it!

Mike

At 1/16/04 05:51 AM, RollOnTheRedTank wrote: It just shows how immature some people are.

It could be his long lost father though. Goatse man and his son Goatse Man JR.

Then they can open company called Goatse and sons.

Mike

At 1/16/04 05:46 AM, HanaMM wrote: I guess rain is not bad either, I just prefer snow, the atmoshpere is nice.

I noticed when ever it snows the night seems lighter then normal ever thing also seems oh so quiet. The snow is nice, we haven't got much this year where I'm at, we have a little now but it's been cold really cold with no snow for the just of the winter.

Mike

HAHAHA Gotse man!!!

Pube Muppet loves you for this.

Mike

I've been voting a few down here and there, I do remember awhile back when it was a lot more filled up though.

Mike

I feel more relxaed when it is raining and thunder and lighting is abound in the skys.

When I was like really young like 4 or so I remember it raining and thundering and all that and I felt real safe inside my house.

Mike

Probably Les Claypool. Mike Patton is getting close to hero as well.

Mike

Have a good nights sleep and keep on comming back, I usally don't post on the BBS but I had fun posting here today.

And to the dude with the high level, the last time I had a piece of ass was when I got a knife and cut a piece of my ass off, then sold it on ebay to myself and then ate it!

Mike

At 1/16/04 05:11 AM, Recon_Rebel wrote:

intelligence you've just answered the decade old question of...

"Did the white man ever fuck the buffalo?"

Ha decade old, I've been fucking them buffalo since before I was born!

Mike

yep its her. dont know what she sees in him though. manson must have a 12 inch magical penis or something.

Holly shit, I got it right.
I think the thing she see's in him the most is the money.
That and his gold plated 300 foot spiked hello kitty dildo.

Mike

How about that giant green thing with a mouth that used to be called an oscar that guy kicked ass!

Damn I have not played video games in like a year, I should start again some time.

Mike