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Topic: Ranting teacher lol moments.

Posted: 01/13/09 02:12 PM

Forum: General

Well one time my science teacher was a complete dick. First of all, at the end of the lesson, this girl shouted "Penis", so then the teacher started going all "Who said that! I know it was one of you boys, it was a boys voice!" and us boys were all like "It wasn't a boy it was her!" so he started calling us liars, and kept all the boys behind at break, and said if nobody owned up then we would all get after-school detentions. So this lad in my class, told our teacher it was him, so we could all go. So yeah, that's the end of that story.


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Thinking

Topic: What shoe brand do you wear?

Posted: 01/13/09 02:03 PM

Forum: General

The adidas trainers shown below ;D

When I go out I sometimes wear these converse pumps. I got them from Meadowhall XD

That's kinda what shoes I wear, so the brands are Converse and Adidas.

What shoe brand do you wear?


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Topic: Scariest movie you've seen?

Posted: 01/13/09 01:00 PM

Forum: General

At 1/12/09 12:31 PM, ForgotenSin wrote: Also i liked 30 Days of Night.

I watched that a few, the vampires were more like the zombies out of the 2004 remake of Dawn Of The Dead. It was an alright film, but it didn't really have a plot.

I'd have to say the scariest movie I've ever seen was The Descent. Makes you jump quite a few times.

Don't know if anyone had posted this yet, sorry if they have.

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Topic: What's your favorite sig on NG?

Posted: 01/11/09 01:51 PM

Forum: General

At 1/11/09 01:50 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: NEVR's sig.

It makes my eyes happy :D

It make my eyes go funny, but that might just be that cider I drunk. 7.5% isn't exactly good for a 14 year old eh...


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Topic: What's your favorite sig on NG?

Posted: 01/11/09 01:47 PM

Forum: General

I like Aci6's sig(s), they're simple, but cool and neat looking.


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Topic: Movies of 2009.

Posted: 01/11/09 01:40 PM

Forum: General

I know what will suck - Jonas Brothers: the 3D Concert Experience.
Night at the Museum might be good, my friend made me watch the first one with him, I didn't want to, but it turned out to be really good.
Tbh, I just can't wait for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, I love the Harry Potter series :)
Will probably see Final Destination 4, but on dvd, same with Saw VI.

Sounds like 2009 is gonna be a good year for movies :)


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Topic: my dad is a snitch!

Posted: 01/11/09 01:27 PM

Forum: General

I got this image of a fully grown man looking inside your car, seeing an empty packet of crisps, gasping then running to this woman and pointing at your car.


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Topic: Mods you want to be like

Posted: 01/11/09 01:23 PM

Forum: General

At 1/11/09 01:21 PM, BostonClock wrote: Poozy for mod skills

I'm sorry what?
Also BlueHippo, then I could make myself a kickass duck sig :P


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Topic: Three things that should be legal

Posted: 01/11/09 01:21 PM

Forum: General

At 1/11/09 01:18 PM, MrLuckDuck wrote:
At 1/11/09 12:58 PM, Shreddy wrote: prostitution and same sex marrige are legal in the uk :)
Which UK are you living in? I've never heard of prostitution being legal, ever.

Google says yes.


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Topic: would you lose respect for her

Posted: 01/11/09 01:06 PM

Forum: General

The odds are, you would be all like "Awesome!" and forget to use a condom, then get HIV, then we'll all laugh at you.
Nah but really, it depends, whether she's good looking, age, and whether she's blonde or not. OH, and most of all, wether she is a she.


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Topic: Pussies

Posted: 01/11/09 12:53 PM

Forum: General

At 1/11/09 12:47 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote:
At 1/11/09 12:43 PM, Basspro55 wrote: They also enjoy such mind blowing activities such as shitting in a box and licking there balls. Seriously whats the point in having a cat they do nothing fun you cant even play fetch with them.
They do a ton of fun things give the cat a toy mouse, sit back and watch the hilarity

Or get a tall cardboard box, leave the lid open, and watch your cat leap in and out of the box. Man, that was so funny...


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Topic: Brits and the Suffix, "Er"

Posted: 01/11/09 11:37 AM

Forum: General

Who the fuck says "I have an idear!" or "Lets go to Americah!"
Seriously....? What's it to you how other people in a different country pronounce things? They're in a different country for christs sake!


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Topic: My dogs a complete butthole.

Posted: 01/11/09 11:35 AM

Forum: General

At 1/11/09 11:31 AM, Yamor wrote: Before we got my dog potty trained she used to pee and shit everywhere. I had to always clean that stuff up and it got real old very fast.

I remember when we first got my dog, I had to sleep on the sofa the first few nights, incase he did some nasty business. I'd just got comfortable on the sofa, and he just had to go have a piss at that moment....He was so small and cute then though, so it was practically impossible to get angry at him, even if we did have to put down newspaper on the floor..


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Topic: My dogs a complete butthole.

Posted: 01/11/09 11:30 AM

Forum: General

At 1/11/09 11:28 AM, MushookieMan wrote: wow, it's sad if your mom couldn't understand that it was the dog. Did you even make an attempt to tell her?

Every time I try arguing with her, she calls me a liar, I just don't see the point anymore.


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Expressionless

Topic: My dogs a complete butthole.

Posted: 01/11/09 11:26 AM

Forum: General

So today, like every other Sunday, I had to go outside and shift all my dogs poop from the garden, so I did that, and then put the carrier full of poop into the outside bin. So I'm back through the garden to go back inside, and my dogs comes outside and squats and starts doing a poo poo....Argh >:|

A couple of days ago, I was at the computer, and a rack with a load of clothes on was behind me, anyway, I stood up, and as I stood up my dog chased my cat into the kitchen and knocked it over. So of course, because I had just stood up, and it was right behind me, my mum told me off.

So does anyone else have any stories of when your pet(s) did something to get you in trouble or piss you off?


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Topic: Brits and the Suffix, "Er"

Posted: 01/11/09 11:14 AM

Forum: General

At 1/11/09 10:29 AM, Shreddy wrote: up north we dont do that...

All your words merge into one anyway so how would you know?


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Topic: NG Dreamers Club

Posted: 01/11/09 10:43 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Does anyone else have that dream where, you really need a piss, but like the only toilet is in the middle of a big crowd of people?


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Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 01/11/09 10:33 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 1/11/09 08:15 AM, BlazingIce wrote: I guess nobody wants to make me a sig....

=<

Well I don't know what you want in it, so I just made one around your name.

Newgrounds Sig Makers


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Topic: Why is your sig what it is?

Posted: 01/11/09 10:26 AM

Forum: General

Well, I just completed Assassin's Creed. I know what you're thinking, "I completed that ages ago." Well, the thing is I rented it from Blockbusters, then it had to go back. Then I didn't get it again for ages and ages, then I saw it in GAME, pre-owned for about £15, so I bought it. The End.
So as I was saying >.>, I really got into Assassin's Creed, so I thought I'd get an Assassin's Creed sig.
loogiesquared made it, and I really like it. So thanks to loogiesquared for that :)


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Resigned

Topic: Newgrounds...How long will it live?

Posted: 01/11/09 10:14 AM

Forum: General

If when Tom dies, he passes it onto one of his kids, then even if the kid doesn't add anything more to this site or develop it, it will still be here, even if it is going to look the same for hundreds of years (god help us).


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Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 01/10/09 05:27 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 1/10/09 04:14 PM, loogiesquared wrote:
At 1/10/09 04:03 PM, bangyouredead wrote: Cany anyone make me an Assassin's Creed sig
i was in a hurry with your penis.

It's great thanks :)


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Resigned

Topic: Google's new g

Posted: 01/10/09 04:08 PM

Forum: General

I think it looks a bit "cheap"...


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Topic: what would you do

Posted: 01/10/09 04:06 PM

Forum: General

Probably just stand there, and shamefully take pictures, to prove to my friends I saw a kamikaze car driver ;P


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Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 01/10/09 04:03 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Cany anyone make me an Assassin's Creed sig (when I was typnig this I almost put "penis" in place of sig, no idea why, whought I'd mention that ;P).
If possible could my name be on it in the "Assassin's Creed" text style.
Would like this pic to be used.
Thanks to anyone who makes this. :)

Newgrounds Sig Makers


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Resigned

Topic: My dad's girlfriend just invited me

Posted: 01/10/09 02:45 PM

Forum: General

The first time I went ice skating, I fell on my monkey bone, it hurt to sit down. Also, if you fall over, ball your hand up into a fist, because if there are lots of people skating with you, you run the risk of losing a finger or two, and I wouldn't advise that :/
Although, it is pretty easy to pick up, go round the edge at first and if you fall over, you fall over, just get up again and carry on.


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Elated

Topic: X Factor Is Over!

Posted: 12/14/08 01:21 PM

Forum: General

At 12/14/08 01:17 PM, Mechabloby wrote:
Eggwan

Lol Eggwan, that just made my day XD


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Winking

Topic: X Factor Is Over!

Posted: 12/14/08 12:53 PM

Forum: General

At 12/14/08 12:49 PM, sirtom93 wrote: I'll enter it next time. For teh lulz. Y'all better vote for me.

At the auditions say your name is Tom Fulp ;)


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Topic: how many people have a file on this

Posted: 12/14/08 12:45 PM

Forum: General

I have a file with all the sigs I've created. But then I ended up saving them anywhere so it became pointless..


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Topic: The Number 23

Posted: 12/14/08 12:43 PM

Forum: General

I don't like Jim Carrey so I never plan on watching it.


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Topic: sharp things are annoying

Posted: 12/14/08 12:38 PM

Forum: General

At 12/14/08 12:28 PM, TamiyaGuy wrote:
At 12/14/08 12:23 PM, bangyouredead wrote: I thought I'd make sure you don't die.
Rather ironic considering your name, eh?

Indeed...

At 12/14/08 12:36 PM, warfighter546 wrote: how many sharp things have you guys even stepped n in your life cuz ive stepped on about 50!

I can't believe you're counting.


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