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Response to: Your life is a TV show Posted December 8th, 2012 in General

At 12/7/12 01:25 PM, naronic wrote: What genre is it?

Romantic Comedy

And what's your latest episode?

Lying in bed all Christmas :3

Response to: Voice Actor Wanted Posted November 25th, 2012 in Audio

Hey its been a while since I've been on Newgrounds... or the forums for that matter! What I am seeking is something a little different than an actual flash project, More of something beneficial.
So pretty much recently I have noticed my Girlfriend has been addicted to tv... and she watches hours upon hours of tasteless crap and I have found she has extremely little knowledge of the world around us.
Now she is currently too far away from me to actually speak to her face to face which is a major problem.
So what am I asking? Somebody with a Clear... Narrative voice to pretty much do some audio versions of some small books and articles I have prepared to help smash the ignorance in her mind, She is extremely media smart and believes everything the mass media says and it is sickening to see.
I came here because I have found some amazing voice actors over the years on Newgrounds and thought if some of you had nothing better to do you could help me out a little here!
PM me for details if interested :D really hope I find somebody who wishes to help me out. Thanks again -Shakil

Response to: iPhone 4s??? Posted July 29th, 2012 in General

At 7/29/12 01:22 PM, tonypar16 wrote: My father bought a phone from the Internet which had the price of 600 euros originally, for 300 euros and it was used for three days...No scratch no anything.Almost new.
So I say sell it 300-350 bucks.

Good enough if you ask me :) I've seen some on Ebay sell for almost 400 euro so that seems fair enough, 3 days usage? well to be fair I used mine for a bit longer than that haha :) but not too long.
I have a few apps on it which I paid for but never actually used/played properly. In fact the only thing I've used my iPhone for properly is probably an app. called "Viber" so I could phone some of my friends abroad for free.
And the odd Doodle Jump here and there haha. Other than that it is pretty much untouched, I have not even topped up my phone with credit since I purchased it :O

iPhone 4s??? Posted July 29th, 2012 in General

Ok! I have a GENERAL question for you... No! I am not trying to pitch a sale :L (But by all means if you want you can buy it -_- ) About 2 months ago in May I bought myself an iPhone 4s (White 16GB 3G) for about â'¬580...

In this shop in Ireland... exactly like this
Now! It is an amazing phone however it really isn't my thing... Its fully Unlocked and in mint condition, not a scratch! however my laptop broke down recently and barely starts up and to be honest? I ain't much of a texting, phone call kind of guy (even if it is an iPhone 4s) I rather just get the best god damn 2nd hand deal I can and put it towards a new laptop.
I have the original packaging the only thing missing is the receipt which my little sister foolishly decided to rip up and the headphones which were pretty shit and broke almost straight away.
Other than that I have the box, A white leather iPhone 4s cover and the iPhone itself...
If you were to put a price on it, how much would you think I could sell it for? I am not looking for the full price I paid even though I barely touched the phone, just a rough estimate of what people would pay for it
(And if you want pictures PM me... )
Cheers

Response to: I don't want to bash America's gov. Posted June 27th, 2012 in General

At 6/27/12 04:27 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: Staged Pearl Harbour so their main fleets were out at see.. NEVER FORGET IT and make it out to be a war crime... Revenge? Completely flatten 2 Japanese cities with A-Bombs...

*Sea whoops... just woke up

Response to: I don't want to bash America's gov. Posted June 27th, 2012 in General

AMERICAN LOGIC

Allies with Russia and Britain.. Uses Russia and makes the Atomic bomb yet try make the Soviets look bad...

Staged Pearl Harbour so their main fleets were out at see.. NEVER FORGET IT and make it out to be a war crime... Revenge? Completely flatten 2 Japanese cities with A-Bombs...

9/11- Blames it on Islam (in other words 1.3 billion people)

*Japan forgives... America overthrow their Emperor and makes them give into Democracy forcefully...

They use their own laws to convict people as well as to shield themselves. Nothing against Americans.. (or any country to be exact) but their government! JUST like the rest only care for the top men behind it all.

Response to: Where Are All The Hairy Men Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

At 6/26/12 02:34 PM, Shauna wrote: WHERE ARE THE SEXY MEN WITH THE FULL BEARDS AND FULL CHESTS D:

1: That is not how you use that meme! D:
2: I am a hairy fucker -_- ahaha I am 15 and have got more hair on my than a Gorilla lol.
I know what you mean, The new generation are a pack of hairless wimps, What happened to the days when a man was respected for his manly beard? Now? all we got is women going "ewwww hair!!"
I mean! no wonder there are so many gender benders around now! :/ (Not just because its a fashion statement at this point)
but yea! We need more girls like you... Hairy men are true men! ^-^

Response to: Pawn stars!!! Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

I like porn stars... wait... WHAT?!

Response to: love sucks Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

At 6/26/12 02:47 AM, mchagus wrote: im crying the girl i love is moving an ocean and half a continent away i love her so much it hurts i havent seen her in 2 months help me please

If you know her, Try long distance... I've been doing it a year and it works perfectly.. Afraid of what people will think though?
Then you obviously do not love her if you think like that! -_-
I am currently skyping my girlfriend and we can still talk everyday and laugh together etc. and there is no bother. You just need to believe in a positive future where you will see each other again!
Think like I do! every day that passes is closer to the day you'll meet again! :)

Love doesn't suck... Love is the best thing in the world! :3

Response to: Extreme racism against Jews!!! Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

At 6/26/12 02:53 PM, yos2 wrote: now the muslims do it when the kid is flippin 13 years old. THAT leaves a truant alright.

Bullshit and most likely a rumour... I am muslim and I got circumcised when I was a toddler.. I slightly remember it and it wasn't bad at all.
Also the amount of skin removed is tiny and doesn't even deform a penis -_- studies show 70% of females rather give head to a circumcised penis rather than a non circumcised one.

Response to: Extreme racism against Jews!!! Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

I got circumcised in Ireland when I was 4 (Muslim) and I think its fine? o.O Not to mention its more hygenic, less liable to diseases and in my opinion looks a lot better.
Besides Jews are considered scum here, if you're going to meet a nice Jewish person here? FAT CHANCE... If you ask me Israel should be kissing Palestine's ass for even existing as a country after escaping with not even the clothes on their back from the "Final Solution"
Fuck Israel... Jewish demons... Hitler didn't finish the job -.-

(I have nothing against the Jewish beliefs or culture btw... Just the majority of Jewish people are sickening!)
For a population of just over 16 million they cause A LOT more problems than 1.3 billion muslims do -_- Its all media brainwashing and yes! Germany ain't the source of racism in Europe (I live there)
Its mainly France!

Response to: Old memes vs new memes Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

Makes me want to PUKE MY GUTS OUT !!! my sister who barely knows how to turn on a PC and only knows how to use the internet knows all the memes now and she used to say to me "What is "Trol-LING" pronouncing it retardedly...
and she says "Mem!" instead of pronouncing it like Meem
Also when it was just the old memes I could actually stick going on Facebook.. Now my Newsfeed is flooded with "9gag" and "reddit" shit which is polluting and destroying every respect I had for the old memes...
I cannot look at a trollface the same way!
Honestly! It has been used the wrong way so many times! -_-

Response to: am i a potential serial killer? Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

I get those feelings too but its more of a " I wonder who would win in a fight to the death if that stranger was a murderer? me? or them?" ahaha
I couldn't bring myself to kill somebody... its inhuman... Only of course if they tried to kill me and I got the upperhand.. Then? I'd splat their insides all over the place :L

Response to: What is the deal with Penis size? Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

At 6/26/12 05:54 PM, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: I'm not going to say how big my dick is, since I've never measured it nor do i really care.

But I'm 6'3, wear size 14 shoes, and am 170 lbs. It is in proportion with everything else. It should be in proportion with your body. Not ridiculously long if you're ridiculously small.

Well I'm 5ft 8inch tall and my doctor said I would grow to about 5-11 or 6ft on the dot which is fairly tall. I am size 10 in shoes (British/Irish size mind you! ) which would be about 10.5 anyway.. I weigh 50kg or 110lbs :)
I'm almost 16 and yea... 7.1 inches can be annoying when you get unwanted boners in a bad pants :p haha but it suits my body well I'd say :)
I measured it because I wanted it to be aver. or above and I did get a shock when I measured it..
Its not a pencil dick or one of those sluggish ones! Yuck!
I am not trying to sound boastful but its a nice penis :P

Response to: Keeping Jesus in your life Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

I'm muslim? o.O and I believe in Jesus? And yet I cannot post in this thread? :L
Racist much? :3

Response to: 10 minutes with a prostitue. Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

Get back my money and spend it on something WORTH $100...

Response to: What is the deal with Penis size? Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

At 6/26/12 09:49 AM, tonypar16 wrote: Interesting information an I think related somehow

My friend always seems insecure about it as he seems to always bring it up randomly along with pathetic "Yo moma" jokes..
It is Gay as too... Not to mention seriously annoying when he randomly brings it up in a normal conversation.
e.g
Me: Hey man hows u?
Him: Fucking your mom with my 10inch cock? you?

(and he puts a question mark after EVERY thing... )

Response to: Who is this girl? Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

Oh! I know who she is! :)
Check out this! :D

Here :)
She does a lot of modelling for Playboy too I heard :D Big fan too

Response to: What is the deal with Penis size? Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

At 6/26/12 09:46 AM, TheRealRunaway wrote: Yeah, what that guy above me said...

I always follow the policy of "it's not how big it is, it's how you use it."

Now that is a motto to live by... I'll remember that ^-^

Response to: Is this guy an idiot? Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

Woman, Man or Shemale... If they're nice to me I'm nice to them, I don't just treat people like shit over their gender and nobody else should...
Yes! He is an Idiot...

Response to: How fast will this go? Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

At 6/26/12 07:16 AM, Cootie wrote: I am thinking about buying a minibike and I was hoping you guys could guess about how fast it would be.

6HP / 4.25 flb- torque with a 90cc 4-stroke motor. The bike weighs about 120 lbs and I weigh around 135. How fast would you say it could go? Hopefully some dirtbike or atv fiends could enlighten me.

40mph? I dunno...

Response to: Top braces today... Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

At 6/26/12 09:01 AM, NuclearWarFare wrote: Yep, Im getting the top today and once I get a tooth fixed and taken out I can get the bottom.

Wish me luck NG.

It'll be fine man trust me.. just say goodbye to nice, hard solid foods for 3-4 days until the SEERING pain goes away :3

Response to: why is everyone on newgrounds 21? Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

At 6/25/12 06:14 PM, lastchancecb wrote: its a conspiracy. :0

Same reason teachers say they are 21... TO FEEL YOUNG

What is the deal with Penis size? Posted June 26th, 2012 in General

Honestly? I really do not get it haha! I was talking to my friend there and as usual he was acting like a dickhead and boasting about his "massive size" which I thought was pretty gay seeing how apparently I heard it is average...
So he was saying to me "If you are half asian? you only have a 1/2 size penis HAHAHAH" Which I thought was pretty stupid seeing how I really do not care about sizes etc..
Mine is 17-19cm depending :P and (which is about 7.1 inches) measured correctly and I honestly do not care if it is considered big/small/massive etc.
A penis is a Penis right? So what is the big contest about "My penis is bigger than yours" about? seeing how most people who say there's is big lie about it..

Response to: Parents and children Posted May 10th, 2012 in General

I honestly hate the new generation... Children are not the future for economic growth and rebirth... They'll drag our great works down with themselves... ahh.... *sigh! Where has the honour in mankind gone?

Response to: Swords rock! Posted May 10th, 2012 in General

Katanas are very fine crafted swords I must say and possibly a favourite of mine. They're light-weight, Long, Thin as! and have an excellent swordsman ability if used right.
Not to mention their impressive ability of not breaking into shards by hitting off another weapon in combat

(You really would think so with the design of them! Oriental Asian craftsmanship at its finest... :D

Response to: Obama: Yes for Gay Marriage Posted May 10th, 2012 in General

He's a hypocrite, Nothing but a puppet of Democracy! -_- How much would anybody of you like to bet that if his daughters came out and said they were "Lesbian" he would be "proud of them >.>
Seriously! Besides... He just wants to get re-elected this year so he is trying to gain moral support... Its just sickening... Nothing else!

If you had a music theme... Posted February 13th, 2012 in General

If you had a music theme which would best describe your personality or life what would it be?
Like! why would it be that and why would you like that to play everywhere you went?

Response to: Your favorite emoticon? Posted February 8th, 2012 in General

Like a boss xD

Response to: Making money online? Posted January 1st, 2012 in General

At 1/1/12 04:04 PM, Strobe9 wrote: how about you face your fears and get a job outside?

I'm in Ireland... enough said if you get me :L :L I'm a student and if qualified professionals cannot get jobs here a talentless student doesn't have a chance :L