At 6/27/09 10:30 AM, goulashsoup wrote: It kinda strange how on every show men are so dumb but woman always win, i remember watch nickelodean when i was 11 and i started to realize every show ends up with the girls winning even the old fashion game shows girls were treated easier.

I also think tv shows shouldn't give father a bad rep, i had a great father.

My brother watches this stupid "Nick At Night" show called 'The Nanny'. I saw a bit, it's ok, but yeah, the women always win.

The History of the World: Part 1 - The Hassle of the Wank: Part 1
Castaway: Cumaway
The Patriot: The Penis
Beauty and the Beast: Busty and the Beast
Nuff said...

At 6/27/09 09:30 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Play Condemned: Bloodshot. You can use almost ANYTHING as a brutal/effective weapon.

LOL i still play that on my 360. But i haven't played recently.

"Unique weapon":
Adjustable tube, where you can move the tube to shoot any liquid out of...

I would visit Brasil, Rio de Janiro, or whatever it is called. I have already been to germany, Czech Republic, and switzerland from a school trip.

I just bookmarked it. LOL

Mel Gibson.

Happy birthday, i guess...

lol notice the fabs are saying "happy b-day"

At 6/29/09 05:26 PM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote: If anything, keep up the good work mods. Please continue to scare away new users. We have enough morons as it is.

Please do, mods. They are usually retarded and post a bunch of stupid shit, when they haven't read the rules.

You got a retarted, yet funny song here. The creator has a lot more funny songs, too.

I would be excited, but anyway, I would seriously report her to the authorities.

At 6/29/09 02:11 PM, Xcyper33 wrote: With all of the confusion and turmoil thats happening right now..did people forget to be happy? That was my inspiration while drawing this.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/575/hap pykfy.png

I believe this belongs in the Art forum. You should put it in the art portal too, and btw, get rid of the space in the link, it messed me up.

real link

At 6/26/09 08:20 PM, FurryDemon wrote: You can find a lot of Disney porn on the internet if you want to look around...

Seriously. I got bored and searched up Disney porn, and found Cars porn.

Yes, i was REALLY bored.

Fox new fails. Simple as that.

It is awesome, but seriously, think about how many people died on that holiday.

ANYWAY, i will walk around my neighborhood with a cap gun (clicky guns) with caps loaded in them, firing them off in the air, to scare the shit out of people, them run.

roflwaffle

At 6/29/09 01:42 PM, UncleSqueezins wrote: Right now, I am stuck in my grandparent's house. They kinda live in the country. They have no tv and no computer.

OBJECTION!

There is a contradiction, your honor!

"Billy Mays signing off, folks!"

At 6/29/09 01:58 PM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 6/29/09 01:56 PM, KingofKool wrote: At birth, about only about one women is born per 1.05 men. That means for every 21 men there is only 20 women, one guy gets left out. Fuck, this is upsetting.

Don't worry! That one guy is gay.

No, he is not gay, it's called a threesome.

bow schika bow bow

You should of grabbed his... Nvm.

You should start screaming at him, and start to grab the scruff of his neck to tell him that barking is nor a good idea.

Oh christ, that sucks. But a word of advice, next time you do it, keep hurting her (pinching, etc) and she wouldn't want you to massage her back again.

Years ago, me and my mom searched "surprise" (on Google, of course) for a project I had to do, and we got yiff.
Lol.

I feel sorry for you. I lost my grandfather recently, and it is painful to see them lying in a coffin. Since he was a WWII veteran, i think he is pure awesome, but don't take me wrong, my grandfather was awesome too.

Wow. Just wow. That's a dumb question, but obviously play IS better than work because you get to do whatever you want, but unlike work, you have things to do.

:I mean REEEEAAALLLYYY, what were you thinking?

At 6/28/09 12:45 AM, mothballs wrote: Dogs. I really tried not to think this way, but I just can't help it. I really want to stick my cock in a dog's mouth. I want all the dog saliva on my dick so I can rub it in and fuck the dog with my slimy cock.

You would like my gay chihuahua then.

I really don't know what i like, but i'm guessing it's hentai or something. Yes, i do know what a fetish is, but that's all i can thinks of.

At 6/28/09 01:00 AM, Heinrich wrote: I will admit, some of their articles are funny while some go too far.

Agreed. I clicked on random article like two years ago and i got some retard porn, which made me almost throw up.

I'm not joking.

At 6/26/09 09:57 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Shouldn't your account be banned then?

That's excactly what i though.

Anyway, puberty is gay when you get boners for no reason, but it helps you jack off since you get random boners...

I assume that we didn't need to know that.

But, I hate those days, though.

I used to be afraid of shots, but not anymore.

Congrats, i guess.

It's so fucking fake it is not even laughable.

Anyway, If that ACTUALLY happened, he probably is like 10 years old. Only dumbasses fall for that.

Yea, bank account number, GREAT IDEA!

Yes. Buy it.
It is Oblivion with guns, and when you get overcumbered (no sexual meaning here :P) you are ACTUALLY able to move a bit.
It is fucking amazing, wish i got it for PC, but my pc sucks, so i got the collectors edition for the 360.

"How are those hot little potatoes? You know, they are on the ground and... blow up?"

We had a thread like this yesterday, lol.

But to tell you the truth, they are probably the worst unknown band out there yet.