I invented time, and I have a patent on it. For every moment in my time you advance, you owe me 1/1000th of a cent. So think about it, huh? After 1000 seconds, you owe me $0.01. After 100000, you owe me $1.00. 360000 seconds, 100 hours, or a little over 4 days, means you owe me $3.60.
(If I may digress for just a moment, I'd like to point out that this IS Canadian money, and therefore you really don't have to worry too much.)
So what does this mean for you? Let me give you some figures. 60 seconds = 1 minute.
60 minutes = 1 hour.
24 hours = 1 day.
7 days = 1 week.
52 weeks = 1 year.
So, I'm going to assume all you cats and kittens reading this are at least 18 years old. With my new retroactive billing system, that means that the minimum owed to me by any person who reads this is: $114,791.04. This is right to the turning point of your 18th year, for simplicity's sake.
I've decided that you can send me my money through WoW instead of IRL, because giving my mailing address over the internet would be stupid, not unlike Cleveland. And, for the record, my Time-WoW exchange rate is $11,479,104:100g. Essentially, what this means for you, is that for every 18 years of your life, you need to send Maeel on the Greymane server 1 piece of gold. I will accept gold bars in lieu of gold pieces.
If this is acceptable, give any sign. I will take unrelenting silence as a sign. A locked or deleted topic, or a ban, will also be construed as a sign.