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America is the washed up lead singer, partied too much and now is struggling to make a comeback.

AND I'm not your buddy, Guy!

you cant see wolverines metal skeleton?

Litle spiders are kinda scary but dock spiders O_o those things will fuck you up. I see them at my cottage the are like 10cm diameter

yes here is the proof

robot chicken .... the failure of my tv

I will represent the newfags

I challenge my mom, i said i would give her a nickle for every loonie she stacked on its side in 30 seconds. and when she did i gave her one nickle and took all the loonies, more of a proposition bets really.

ja = ya in south Africa doesn't it?

im the only person in my city with my last name so yeah... im not telling you

I read about this topic yesterday and was pretty freaked out about The Old Hag and the Lord of the Flies style shit i read on the website so i decided to try it this morning (not very dark and part of REM cycle).

every morning i get up at 645-700 depending on if i shower, so i didn't shower today and after i ate breakfast it was like 7:20 so i went back to bed until 8:00, i decided to try this "trippy dream thing" and i found a comfortable position and did not move once 10-15 min into it things got wierd, i was just thinking when does the pressure come and then i felt it in my back and it seemed like somone was rubbing me there then it moved up into my head and it was a weird fealing like orgasm/yawn pressure.

I then felt like i was hoisted upside down and then turned sideways floating, i must have done something because then i awoke. i am defiantly trying it again but i dont want to do it at night because im scared of scary shit happening.

case and point

I just did a project on gender bias and i saw this ... woman suck

it's science

Hicks ugh

You should have listened to Rob Schneider

this is why america sucks lolz

greasy

Almost Orgasm

Make these pictures, I see them all the time and i have some terrible ideas that i would like to make into a reality.

ps: what is the proper name for these pictures?

Psssh all he does is rip off Dane Cooks jokes

you should grab.. their exhaust pipes

A complete Failure of a movie, the characters have the ability to travel thousands of years through time.

historically retarded

Come to Quebec and get drunk :D

Blue Dry 6% :D i love canada

Paint ball
Guitar
mountain biking
hula hooping

synthetic darkness

fucking sick

I feel as though you truly don't grasp what turns a man on, it is not in fact the penetration of their own ass hole but the friction/hawtness of the ladies. \

to be blunt is you gay?

I can do it too :D

boo frickity hoo

Dane Cook a flailing drooling retard

been there seen it on newgrounds before