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Here is my upload. Original work can be found here.
Hope you like it.

Hi there,
A little while ago, I bought a windows because my mac was failing, and installed Flash CS5 on it. The problem is, when I used my mac version of flash, i was able to use Pressure Modifier, and since I'm using my PC, I can't seem to find the button for it anywhere.
Someone knows wtf is going on?

And yes, my tablet has pressure sensitivity.

At 2/14/11 10:52 AM, 111122223188 wrote: what a racist dick

You really hate that guy don't you?

What... The fuck...

At 2/10/11 07:40 AM, General-Idiot wrote: The big bang, reversed.

The big implosion

At 2/10/11 01:28 AM, Metroidman95 wrote: Fallout IRL!

I actually got the idea from playing too much fallout.

At 2/10/11 06:12 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Nanotechnology mishap.

Basically people have said that if humans create robots small enough to go inside our bodies and fix problems (something which scientists are already working on), a malfunction or act of sabotage could give this microscopic robots the ability to create more of themselves, eat through everything in sight and take over the planet. What would be left would be an earth covered entirely in what looks like dust.

Holy shit man, that's the best one I heard so far. Only how the fuck am I supposed to draw that?

At 2/9/11 03:12 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 2/9/11 01:19 PM, b0em wrote: resurrection of Jezus.

You do not seem to understand the Christian story of the end of the world.

Jesus was already resurrected, 3 days after his death.

When the end of the world does happen, Jesus will return to earth.

I suggest reading the last book of the bible, to get a good idea of what it would be like.

Be warned though, that it is riddled with metaphors, do not take it all literally. A real to life representation of it would be more like a world war, which will be part of it.

I know what they wrote about Jesus, thanks for the information though. By the way, there really are people who believe there will be a returning of Jesus and think it will fuck things up.

At 2/9/11 02:30 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: Have a biohazard symbol in there somewhere for disease, and I wish I could see how it's going to come out, but a black or red silhouette of an AK47 or M16 would probably look good.

Yeah the biohazard sign is pretty good, I already planned on including some green fog around the nuclear explosion.

At 2/9/11 02:06 PM, Cootie wrote: Read some H.P. Lovecraft stuff and include his loony ideas in there. That guy must have been on some serious drugs to come up with the stuff he did. The dark lord Cthulu shall rise.

That's a good one

I'm making an artwork for a school project with the theme "Bizarre".
Now what I'm creating is a compilation of a lot of doomsday theories. What I have so far: Nuclear Bombing, Zombies, Illuminati, Meteor rain, Planet X, UFOs and the resurrection of Jezus.
So now my question is: do you people know some other crazy, bizarre bullshit to add to this drawing?

Eindhoven, The Netherlands. The highest crime in the Netherlands.

But I never see anything of it

At 2/2/11 02:55 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: When I make a thread nobody posts in it, but when someone else makes the exact fucking thread a day after an Admin replies?

I give up.

Yeah well, Wade didn't post in yours right?

That's some bad trolling...

Ladies and gentlemen, order in the courtroom! Now all just stop laughing, or this case will be *pffhehe* or it will be *ghehehe* this is a serious case! *Bwahahaha!*

This thread...

Your subject title is a little misleading.

At 1/26/11 07:37 AM, HighWay wrote: I have always wanted to grow a nice long beard, but the problem is I've never been able to grow facial hair. Not even a stubble.

Well maybe that's because your only 17.
And why the fuck would you even want to put rogaine in your beard.

At 1/25/11 06:31 PM, wehrmacht5 wrote:

At 1/25/11 06:18 PM, Wolfos wrote: Join us, we want south Brabant back!
If you do, you can teach the Limburgers to speak proper Dutch again, Belgians speak way better Dutch than those guys.

I wouldn't have a problem joining you guys. You can't be worse than those Walloons.

Oh so you do live in the Flemish part.
Well, you can join for all I care.

At 1/25/11 06:16 PM, wehrmacht5 wrote:

At 1/25/11 06:09 PM, animehater wrote: Here's my plan to fix everything

1. Start a coup with a strongman running the country
2. systematically annihilate any ethnic or linguistic identities and replace them with a new "Belgian" identity starting with the formation of a new language or something and making it the only official language.
3. Eliminate all opposition through any means necessary
4. Party.

And that's it right there. There will always be a government and people would be reminded of that at all times with propaganda posters and shit.

additional problem: the northern part wants to separate.
North and south belgium don't like each other.
This is one of the reason we don't have a government now.

So this makes me guess you live in the Walloon part of belgium.
Here in the Netherlands we were probably the only ones caring... six months ago.
Why don't you just go communist and rape your country so you'll have power?

At 1/23/11 on youtube, Thorgnzorrg wrote: NO! ALL THOSE HOT SCHOOLGIRLS, WASTED! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!%uFEFF

Wtf did I just watch

At 1/13/11 01:14 PM, SBB wrote: If it's a boy: Timmy
If it's a girl: Timmy

Yeah, Timmy sounds pretty sweet!

I thought it was going to be about Rap.

At 1/9/11 06:58 PM, Sanch wrote: Some of you may remember me.

Not shortly afterward making this post, I overdosed on weed, aka "marijuana" aka "grass" aka "bud" aka "herb" aka "ganja" aka "that sticky icky icky".

I almost died.

If you or someone you know is suffering from weed abuse, please get them help.

Duuuuuude...

At 12/24/10 12:53 AM, 111122223138 wrote: What's the movie about the place that's taken over by trees that make the people do crazy shit like crawl under running lawnmowers n stuff?
I thought it was called " The shining " but that ain't right... I think steven king might've done it...?

I think you're talking about The Happening.

that movie was fucking strange.

It happens because of the static electricity. You need to wear clothes made out of natural products to avoid it.

How about Throwback the fucking duck?! I STILL WANT THROWBACK THE DUCK EPISODE 2!!

Well this thread has turned out strange.

At 12/18/10 08:39 AM, BigLRestInPeace wrote: spouse is your wife are people that fucking stupid not to know what that means

Yes, I assume we are.

At 12/18/10 08:34 AM, Falonefal wrote:

At 12/18/10 08:33 AM, b0em wrote:

At 12/18/10 08:31 AM, MrPercie wrote: What the fucks a spouse?

That's the same thing I was wondering...

The one you are fucking with.

But wait, so there's like to naked females (one you already fucked) in your room.

I don't see where you're going...