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No this is what teen girls who don't get enough attention from their parents/friends are becoming.

Seriously parents, check your 14 yo depressive daughters arms every day!

At 6/13/11 10:09 AM, Alex12345269 wrote: Oh hell yes. I love his rap style.

That's what I mean, it's a totally different style than usual rap.

I'd like to introduce you all to Watkin Tudor Jones, AKA Max Normal TV, AKA fucknrad, AKA Ninja AKA The Man Who Never Came Back.
This guy is from South Africa, and most people who even know him probably know him from his (in my opinion) not really good act Die Antwoord. When I first listened to Die antwoord live at a festival I was like what the fuck is this shit. But the rap was pretty good. So I looked up more of HIS work, without the annoying chick. He turned out to be an awesome, original and weird rapper, and I love his style. You'll probably hate him but please listen to some of his songs, maybe you'll like it.

Some of his early work as Max Normal: Punch My Teeth Out
Stay At Home
Laf Nag

Some of his work as MC totally rad: Drunk by Name
Visitor

Don't take this guy too serious and please enjoy.

At 6/13/11 08:33 AM, Dicktation wrote: your mother failed to deliver her first born child

zing

Oh god...

This:

At 6/13/11 06:44 AM, Cabbster wrote: how bout if you crash hard enough, you die, and you are never allowed to play the game ever again afterwards

And this:

At 6/13/11 08:14 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: feature moustached guys riding improbable animals wielding weaponry that would make Cloud Strife feel inadequate.

combined, everybody will buy it.

only for Wii 2

At 6/11/11 05:42 AM, LemmaSoft wrote: My new account is GhostWriterNext

Wait what?

Well if you come up with a better short name for being in a relationship I think they'll be pretty interested.

At 6/10/11 05:52 PM, FuckSandwich wrote: I cried so hard at the film Click. So fucking bad.

Dude, seriously?
You cried at a movie with Adam Sandler having a time control device?

Dude...

you are racist

'A Jay and Silent Bob movie? Who would pay to see that?'

Angel Of Death always brings a lot of emotions up...

This is taking reaaally long.

bump

At 5/26/11 05:35 AM, Asandir wrote: Do you want to say that he has some kind of intercourse with them when the cameras are turned off?

Yes. Yes he did.

At 5/18/11 03:27 AM, zooos wrote:

Everyone that thinks this is funny also deserves the same treatment. Seriously how fucked up could you be, and then he goes on to talk about sending the pics to her dad, trying to blackmail her into sex. This is why I want the world to end, all of us are to sick for our own good.

Well somebody has a negative look on life....

At 5/16/11 08:51 PM, Kidcudder77 wrote: and the official end of the world is october 21, 2011

Aww maaan, That's my birthday!

At 5/12/11 04:07 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: You have to be retarded to fall for those things.

That's why they send them around on Facebook. 13 year old girls have no clue at all when they read that spam.

That's pretty cool! But don't they ask like $ 20 shipping costs to the Netherlands?

I don't trust Mexican doctors.

studying.

LAAAAAME!

At 5/7/11 04:51 AM, Sir-Smoke-A-Lot wrote: well dont get me wrong i dont get in alot of fights, i usually avoid them, but if someone steps up to me and i know they want to hit me for certain, i feel like i have no choice and talking shit only sets me up for failure... i cant take anymore beatings damn it!

Throw your heart out man, just throw it all out.

At 5/4/11 10:52 AM, SouthAsian wrote: At 5/4/11 10:46 AM, ComradeMolotov wrote:

At 5/4/11 10:16 AM, b0em wrote:

At 5/4/11 09:22 AM, Dogbert581 wrote:

At 5/4/11 07:59 AM, b0em wrote:

At 5/4/11 06:16 AM, Dogbert581 wrote:

At 5/4/11 05:50 AM, BumFodder wrote: The history of Russia

And that's how it's done in Russia.

Yes ofcourse now i see!!

At 5/4/11 09:22 AM, Dogbert581 wrote:

At 5/4/11 07:59 AM, b0em wrote:

At 5/4/11 06:16 AM, Dogbert581 wrote:

At 5/4/11 05:50 AM, BumFodder wrote: In Russia, 1917, war was beginning.

There was a series of revolutions, which destroyed the Tsarist autocracy and led to the creation of the Soviet Union. The Tsar was deposed and replaced by a provisional government in the first revolution of February 1917 (Gregorian calendar). In the second revolution, during October, the Provisional Government was removed and replaced with a Bolshevik (Communist) government.

Then there was a civil war between the Bolsheviks (Reds) and Anti-Bolshevik forces (whites). Although the Whites claim close to winning, by 1921 the Reds had defeated them and in 1922 the Union of Soviet Socalist Republics was created

Following Lenin's death in 1924, Joseph Stalin, an elected General Secretary of the Communist Party, managed to put down all opposition groups within the party and consolidate much power in his hands. Leon Trotsky, the main proponent of the world revolution, was exiled from the Soviet Union in 1929, and Stalin's idea of socialism in one country became the primary line.

Stalin originally signed a non-aggression pact with Adolf Hitler's Germany and in 1939 jointly invaded Poland with Germany starting the Second World War. However, relations soon soured and in 1941 Germany launched Operation Barbarossa and invaded the Soviet Union. After initially being on the back foot, the Soviet Union managed to turn the tide of the war at the battles of Stalingrad and Kursk. They then began their long push towards Berlin. Eventually, in May 1945 the Soviet Union captured Berlin and Nazi Germany surrendered. Despite the heavy losses it sustained during the war (some historians estimate 20 million deaths) the Soviet Union emerged as one of two leading superpowers following the war.

In 1957 the Soviet Union launched the world's first artificial satellite, Sputnik 1, thus starting the Space Age. Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin became the first human to orbit the Earth aboard Vostok 1 manned spacecraft on 12 April 1961. He was the first person on Earth going to space.

The first landing of Apollo astronauts on the lunar surface in July 1969, marked a watershed for both US and Soviet space programs. In the US, with Soviets "beaten" in the race to the Moon, the Apollo program suddenly became a "dead end colossus" in the eyes of appropriation committees. After six successful lunar expeditions, the Apollo program was terminated in 1972.

On Feb. 9, 1970, the Soviet government officially endorsed the program, under code DOS-7K. As promised, at the beginning of 1971, DOS-1, the world's first space station was ready for launch.

At 5/4/11 06:16 AM, Dogbert581 wrote:

At 5/4/11 05:50 AM, BumFodder wrote: In Russia, 1917, war was beginning.

There was a series of revolutions, which destroyed the Tsarist autocracy and led to the creation of the Soviet Union. The Tsar was deposed and replaced by a provisional government in the first revolution of February 1917 (Gregorian calendar). In the second revolution, during October, the Provisional Government was removed and replaced with a Bolshevik (Communist) government.

Then there was a civil war between the Bolsheviks (Reds) and Anti-Bolshevik forces (whites). Although the Whites claim close to winning, by 1921 the Reds had defeated them and in 1922 the Union of Soviet Socalist Republics was created

Following Lenin's death in 1924, Joseph Stalin, an elected General Secretary of the Communist Party, managed to put down all opposition groups within the party and consolidate much power in his hands. Leon Trotsky, the main proponent of the world revolution, was exiled from the Soviet Union in 1929, and Stalin's idea of socialism in one country became the primary line.

Pi...

why is Newgrounds telling me Pi alone is an illegal text?

This band indeed is way underrated, enjoyed their work since A city dressed in dynamite came out.
Awesome band.

This conversation is impossible to follow...

You have a point there, but this is a pretty big coincidence:

At 5/2/11 05:46 AM, Rucklo wrote: DIS THRED NAO OFISHAL OSAMA THRED

but srsly i have no idea whats going on here :(

Me neither man...

"After killing her, I was about to kill myself when they caught me."
Yeah right, there's something wrong with this guy.